I have not seen Zoolander or Raising Arizona. Meet the Parents was pretty darn good. That IS the one with Dinero and the beans and franks dude isn't it? I can't remember his name....did you see Meet the Faukers? Or however you spell it. I liked it, but didn't think it was as good as the first one.

I have another headache. How long does it take for tylenol to rot out your liver anyway?

Im starving, sorry, I guess I shouldn't mention food.

I agree. Meet the Fockers wasn't near as good as Meet the Parents. Ben Stiller is "Gaylord Focker". He is also in Zoolander, along with Owen Wilson (Pam's ex boyfriend). It's a little silly, but it's good.

Raising Arizona is an old one by the Coen Brothers. They did "O Brother, Where Art Thou". It's sorta corny, like O Brother, but I liked it. Lots of good quotes in this movie, to apply to everyday life.

What are you having for lunch? I've got to go to Wal-Mart to get some gatorade and something I can nibble on. Crackers I guess.

This nice gentleman came in to get an estimate on his wifes car and she stood behind him the whole time barking orders to him. That makes me so mad. I felt sorry for the poor bas****. He couldn't say anything without her interupting him.

I think we should all get atleast one day a month to say whatever we want to say to whomever we want to say it to and not be reprimanded for it. There would be a heck a lot of Japanese people that would be unhappy when they left here. They wont listen to a word you say, and nothing that they say can be understood.

I loved "O Brother". I've talked to a lot of people who hated the movie and it made no sense to them. But I liked it.

You mean to tell me that you have no crackers in your house? Well, you go get you some gatorade and crackers. I don't know what I'm having. I need to eat something healthy...maybe Subway or something.

You like Chinese food?

I just realized that my comment could have been taken as a very prejudiced one. So I must apologize for saying that. I'm sorry if I have offended anyone. I didn't intend to.

No, I really don't have any crackers, or much food at all for that matter. I don't cook much with just me and Sam here.

I love Chinese food. Do you? It don't sound good right now, but normally it does. My favorite is probably BBQ ribs. I know a little place here that serves the best I've ever had, even better than the Rendezvous in Memphis. They have a beer garden with local bands playing on stage. It's pretty nice. When you come for the Bluegrass Festival, I'll take you.

I didn't take any offense.

I love Chinese. And Japanese too. Though there's not much difference in them to me. I just got through eating my Subway sandwich. Now I've got a sweet tooth.

I've never been to Memphis. I've driven through there before but not actually visited there. My mom just called a little bit ago and said they were on their way back, they are staying in Memphis tonight. What the hey is a beer garden? Sounds like I might enjoy it whatever it is.

I like ribs. But I always make a mess of myself when eating them. You can take me there while I'm visiting.

I don't know why you must live so far away. I think we'd have a ball hanging out. It's all your fault and I for the life of me can't understand why you'd do such a thing.

I need to be busy trying to obtain copyright license for some of the songs on the cd. But I think I will wait until tomorrow. I forgot to bring my credit card in with me when I came back in from lunch and I'm just too lazy to go back out and get it.

The man that came in here that had his wife on his back...he had on a shirt from Jamaica. I didn't ask him if he visited the "hey mon" institute. But I wanted to.

So, when are we going? After much thought, I have decided that I must get help at the "Hey Mon" institute. Sometimes one must hit rock bottom befeore they realize that they need to reach out for help, I'm there.

Oh God. I guess you've went to the Walmart. So that means you'll be in line for a while.

Sorry Soon, I fell asleep for a few minutes. Haven't even been to Wallie World yet.

I'm glad your starting to see the light about the "Hey Mon Institute". Your right, we must hit bottom and start climbing out, but instead of using a ladder, the good folks at Hey Mon like to use Jamaican Rum Punch, Red Stripe Beer, Sun, Serf and Sand. Bathing suits (optional), because you have to get down to the root of the problem, expose it to the world and recover. (Tacky once again)

You would love these ribs. They come either wet or dry (I like dry) and they are great. Add some home made fries and a cold bud light, and we're set. A beer garden is a little garden area outside the cafe, with 20 or so tables, huge trees for shade, a stage, a huge bar, and fans/misters for hot weather. It's nice.

Soon, we would get in so much trouble together. Laughing histerically, until we both had headaches. It would be fun. When you win the lottery, the trip won't be so long.

Going to Wal Mart now. I will be back.

Be careful and holler at me when you get time and are feeling up to it.

I'm home again. Where did you go?

My God...that was quick. Do you live inside the Walmart or something?

I've been here. I just thought you'd be gone longer than that. Did you get some crackers and gatorade? Did Sam go with you?

I actually went twice. I forgot my wallet on the first trip. DO NOT LAUGH!!!! I live about 5 minutes away.

Got some gatorade and a ham sandwich. Maybe I shouldn't have ate the sandwich, the jury's still out on that. I feel pretty good, except I'm not starting to feel the distant rumblings of war.

What else do you want to do when you come visit? I know, I know, but I can dream can't I.

The ham sandwich may have been a little too much. I hope you don't end up back at the toilet. But it's hard not to eat when you are starving to death.

Do you live in the city? Is it a big town? What is there to do ? I am game for anything. I just want to have a good time, and when I'm in good company it doesn't take much to keep me happy. I must warn you though, if we don't plan on eating out every night then you're gonna have to buy some grub. I don't expect you to cook, I can do that.

Mental Note to Self: (Ham and Cheese sandwich not a good idea when recovering from virus). You're right soon, as I found out the hard way.

I live in a small town of about 8,000. I'm about 15 minutes from a larger town, Fort Smith, which has about 200,000 or so.

As far as things to do, let's see. We have the usual mall, bars, restaurants, etc. I know where all the out of the way places are with the best food. Of course the bluegrass festival will be going on about an hour from my house. There is the usual swimming pools and a water park for the kids. I don't know, I'll have to think about it.

I resent that. I can cook, I just choose not to for just me and Sam. Don't worry about the groceries and meals, that will be just fine. I'll smoke you some tenderloin, with baked potatoes or fries, yeast rolls, cupcakes for the boys to get all over them. Might even get you some Christmas balls.

Good times, good times.

The festival, is this a weekend festival? How long am I staying? I need to know these things you know, me and the boys don't want to wear our welcome out. You think about it and let me know.

Potatoes, rolls...all that starch turns to you know what!!! I guess I could splurge though. Cupcakes, the boys love cupcakes. Christmas balls...will be fine...I however do not want any Schweddy balls. Any other kind of balls I can deal with.

What about seafood, do you like it?

I can deal with that. We don't even have a Schweddy's store here. Instead, I get mine at Harry's Bakery. They say you not ever had balls, until you've had some "Harry Balls". I gotta be careful with what I say again.

We'll plan all that as info becomes more available. I might take you over and let you sing with my ex-wife #1. She loves to sing and is good at it. She plays piano also.

My mom and step-dad have a swimming pool, about 45 minutes away, and that would be a good place to go also.

I like to go to Seafood Restaurants, and I love the fish, but I'm allergic to shellfish. I love the taste, but I almost die, so, I tend to order something else.

Do you like catfish?