When are they coming, if they come?

Speak of getting mixed up. This is sad, but it turned out ok, so I laugh about it.

I know a lady here, at the local military base, who had both her husband and boyfriend serving in Iraq. She got her emails mixed up to them, and caused quite a stir for a day or two. Good times.

Wow, you have a way with words. To put it lightly. I must find some privacy now...be back shortly.

Sounds pretty. I think they are coming in June. I don't know what they are going to do, but I'll be that hiking isn't on the list.

More storms now. HELP!!!!!

Did you ever get the email that I told you to delete?

Don't worry about the t-shirt. If you go to Jamaica with Tired, you'll come back with a big smile on your face, and won't even think about no stinkin t-shirt.

Sorry, it did the same thing to me. Remember what I said about being careful. Even more important for this.

I know these feelings can get a person banned for life from the JC Penney changing rooms. Just joking!!! The ban was only for 5 years.

Remind me to watch what I say on here.

I think I may have described Pigeon Forge rather borningly (is that a word?). I didn't mean to, I guess it's just that I have been there eightythree-eleven times so it's not anything exciting to me. If I were to head up that way, I'd definitely not stay in one of the motels up there. The cabins are much nicer and away from everything. Or I'd rather camp in Townsend. But that's just me. Come to think of the shopping, I just remembered there is one big outlet mall (Tanger) and two smaller ones. So I take that back about there only being junk shops there.

The best places to eat there, let's see, in Pigeon Forge I would have to say Damon's Grille. In Gatlinburg I'd have to go with Maxwells, The Open Hearth or The Burning Bush.

Hiking would not be on my list either.

I can't wait for the storms to hit here tomorrow night. I hope the tornadoes stay elsewhere though, not in TN and not in Arkansas. The ones that hit Memphis Sunday evening was the deadliest ever in the state of TN. Just a little information incase you ever need to know that.

You never know when someone will ask you what month and year in the state of TN did the deadliest tornadoes hit?

I'll keep that bit of trivia in mind.

Back to horseshoes. You say you are dangerous. I think it would be hilarious then, to drink a few and play a game with you. I bet we would laugh ourselves silly.

It's dark and stormy here again. I guess another email is in order. This time you will delete it before you read it.

I don't know what they plan on doing there. The do like to go to the Dixie Stampede at Branson, so they will probably go there too. I didn't get too many details.

I gotta go get some lunch, as I'm developing a small headache. How about you? Headaches today? Maybe our laughter has helped cure that.

No headaches today. That's two days in a row!

I will read it before I delete it. If you send it. Can I let you in on a little secret? Shhhhh, come here...quietly...lean in a little closer....closer(whispering softly)

if you didn't want me to read it, you wouldn't send it.

So there.

LOL. You've got a pretty good way with words yourself.

I guess you're right. Busted!

Ah, Sonic to the lunch rescue. It's not South Beach, but it will do.

Oh, I never did send the email. Too busy stuffing my face.

Did you ever watch the movie "Joe Dirt"?

Check out cadescove.net, if you were to come to Pigeon, ever, then we'd ride the loop. The boys will not be sitting car seats either becuase they will be hanging out the window looking for bears and deer.

I'll check it out. Sounds like fun.

What was in your lunch box? It's sort of like a daily luncheon lottery, huh?

Man, it is so dark here. No sirens yet, but probably anytime now.

It's steak with brown gravy, grren beans red peppers and cauliflower.

You say those sirens go off all the time, do people actually take heed to the warning there? Or do they just hear them so much that they ignore them?

They say that's why so many people in Memphis were killed, because they ignored the warning.


Are you already back from Sonic? That was fast.

Yep, I'm back. Sonic is right across the street.

Good question about the sirens. Most people ignore them. I notice that all the street lights have come on now. Looks like night time. Where's the barn and blanket now?

Your lunch didn't sound bad. Was it ok? Hear from Jubal?

The detailed itinerary for Charleston. I can't do that, I have never had actual plans for anything as far as "trips" go. It's usually done at the last minute, and when I get there I just figure out everything there is to do, and then decide at the last minute what I feel like doing. And besides, I am not as good with words as you are and thinking about what I'd WANT to say makes me blush just thinking about it. I'm a big chicken. What a pair. A vagina and a chicken. Hmmm, interesting.

Lunch was good. Jubal is fine. Runny nose, cough and sneezing. Mom said he is very restless, she has given him more medicine.

So, do YOU ignore the sirens? Do you have a basement? Ever since those tornadoes hit down around my moms place, I'm scared to death when they even mention tornadoe around here. The storms don't bother me, but I don't like tornadoes. Especially down where the mountains are thick, at my parents place.

That is quite a combo. Now, you are going to have to be careful what YOU say on here. I so hope that we are the only ones reading this. Oh, don't sell yourself short on your writing abilities. Just let if flow, going right to the edge of saying something, then softly back away. The itinerary doesn't matter anyway, just the way you write about it.

I'm glad that Jubal is doing ok. Maybe the meds will work on him and he'll be much better by evening.

I guess that I ignore the sirens also. I don't have a basement or cellar, so I might as well. I've been in a few pretty close calls, but never injured. I did help do a cleanup on an area hit one time. It was amazing, and no body got hurt. About 300 homes demolished though.

So, if you were to actually listen to them, where would you go? Closet? Bathtub?

I do need to watch what I say on here. Sorry about that, I realized what I had said after I posted it.

I'm telling you I can't do that. I'm not a romantic. I want to be, and I love BEING romanced, but I just don't know how to romance someone else. I know that sounds silly. Very silly. I need someone to teach me. Any suggestions?