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#1634981 04/12/06 08:17 PM
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FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />


MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh**.
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I'm not Belonging to Nowhere anymore! :-)
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Belonging2Myself #1634982 04/12/06 08:43 PM
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<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Funny stuff!!

K.

Divorced 12/17/2003 Formerly KEB1205 Reg 9/02
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Karona #1634983 04/12/06 09:09 PM
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your point?

lol

I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be (my) style.
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
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gekko #1634984 04/12/06 10:04 PM
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<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

because of my smilies?
no point... for exceptions confirm rules... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
... just don't like pathetic poems (after writing quite of them <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />)... pragmatic poems attracting my inspirations these days... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

I'm not Belonging to Nowhere anymore! :-)

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