I wanted to share this on a dreary day. Hope that some of you enjoy this as much as I did:

THE CURTAIN RODS


She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates, and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then, slowly, the house began to smell. They tried
everything: cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned, and air fresheners were hung everywhere!

Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and, eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce se ttlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.

She agreed, and, within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later, the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home, including the curtain rods.

I just love a happy ending, don't you?

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OMG ROFLMAO! That is soooo Cool!

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The mind of a woman is devious indeed!!!

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Just might be something to the old idea of "Don't get mad....get even!"

Revenge is better served cold!!

In His arms.

I love this story. Rates right next to the woman whose WS died and left his 50K cadillac to his mistress. His wil stipuated his W must sell the car and give the procedes to the OW. The wife placed an add in the local paper selling the car..... no buyers....eventually a man called taking a chance he might find a bargain.....the car was sold and the widow presented the check to the OW for $1.00. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

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i had to laugh when i saw the title of this thread....after hubby's affair i opened my own business....a dessert shop. the name......"just desserts"

name was two fold...it was just a dessert shop....and when i hit it big and made my money, hubby, who at the time still had his head up his [censored]....would get his "just desserts"!!!! LOL and no he never knew the duel meaning...i really should tell him....lol

Is this a true story?

I don't know but I have a girlfriend who did something similar: Took a big slab of beef out of the freezer and threw it down behind the clothes dryer just before she walked out the door... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

TT----i actually thought about doing this with my crazybuyerlady....lmao!!!!

Bump.... we all need a laugh today. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Anyone remember the story about the widow, the dog and the OW?

I think, also something about the furneral processession.

2 furnerals - WS and OW both died...... can't recall the details. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

Hey isn't anyone reading this?!??!? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

L.

Just caught up with it, rofl.