Yep. TOWri Spelling (TOW for THE OTHER WOMAN)...is her OFFICIAL NEW DUBIOUS DISHONOR! SHE IS ONE SICKO CHICKIEPOO...and we just thought she was as ugly as dirt all along huh? now her insides match!

Seems last year, the VERY MARRIED then Mrs. Charlie Shanian, aka Mr. Tori Spelling, were married. And Dylan McDermott, was married to his wife of 12 years and in process of adopting a daughter...and had a son already.

They met on the set of a stoooopid made for tv movie (who watches tori spelling anyway? if her daddy didn't have the buckeroos, she'd be NOTHING!). He, a married father of two. She a newlywed married one year.

THEN COMES THE GARBAGE.

I read it in People. Bleech.

I SAID LOUDLY ABOUT 20 MIN. AGO AT MY NAIL SPA, "DO YOU FOLKS BELIEVE THE AUDACITY AND CRASS OF THESE TWO IMMORAL IDIOTS?" Every single woman in the salon wanted to hurl after reading and passing the story along...ahem. can we say that I am the poster child for anti affairs?

The article is FULL OF STUUUUPID FOG PHRASES and the wedding was attended by NOBODY. yep. no family and no friends. the article DID QUOTE THAT FRIENDS AND FAMILY WERE WORRIED ABOUT THE UNION...that they were rushing into things.

My most HURL-IFFIC MOMENT? reading where HO-RI Spelling said they were "soulmates" and in their handwritten stuuupid vows of immorality to one another that "they had been together a lifetime" and that sometimes "when you meet The One" that things aren't quite right. And she said that she thought she'd never have the man (what mistress really thinks that the guy will really leave the wife and kids...well apparently Mr. McDermott and Mr. Darth Annakin Vader both did) and that it was "a disservice to the partners they were with" AND BASICALLY DENYING THEIR MARRIAGE PARTNERS HAPPINESS BY REMAINING MARRIED TO THEM...that the affair is the truth, and they had to release their marriage partners.

Ahem...it is stuupid. It is foggy. It is childish. They look stupid and fogged out. Her dress is ugly. And the affair ho wears white? white? what? a white dress?

they even go on to say that they were married by Fiji priest and according to some stupid island tradition, you have 3 angels that bring you together when you marry. Mr. Dumbarse McDermott said that he thought two of his angels were his DECEASED PARENTS...and Ho-ri Spellings' angel? It was an actress on her defunct sitcom who is in the netherworld now.

How romantic! You are brought together by three dead people....Wow. I am from TN originally. maybe I could get Elvis to make sure and look in on me and my bf and make sure we're soulmates...after all he's dead isn't he?

I hate em. Sure do.

I hope that there was NO PRENUP. I hope that Mr. Dumbarse McDermott takes Ho-Ri Spelling 2 the cleaners when a year from now he wakes up from the fog and misses his REAL WIFE and kids....I hope he takes half. I hope the idiot girl learns her lessons.

So much for her virginal character of "Donna". Oh well. She used to play a goodie goodie virgin. Now we know IT WAS JUST ACTING...AND BAD ACTING THAT IS...ALL ALONG.

Her pug is cuter than she is. Witch.

I hope Ho-Ri Spewing reads this.

Witch.

And did I mention? On an up note, I am going back to NashVegas tomorrow for the weekend? Yep.

Going to spend time with the BF. Yep. Said it didn't I? Sure did <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Goin' well. Reeeeal well. Not rushing though. No stupidity in Fiji for me. And NO DEAD PEOPLE....I do not heear dead people telling me that he's "the One". Nah. Not unless I've had one too many margaritas.

Tomorrow after work going to drive up to NashVegas, get cleaned up, showered and look cute, and then bf and I are going to see Davinci Code and afterward to a great little wine bar and have a nice glass or two and discuss existential issues and of course...."the book". Rest is just he and I <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

However happy and single I am and however great my relationship is now, I will NEVER BE EVER IN ANY IOTA SUPPORTIVE OF AFFAIR IDIOTS...STILL MY GOAL TO BRING DOWN AS MANY AFFAIRS AS POSSIBLE...AND REUNITE FAMILIES <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

It's everywhere...and it makes me sick.

I cannot go to the grocery store, doctor's office, or salon without some sore of affair staring me in the face.

I turn on the TV to watch a program...and there it is again. This affair crap is EVERYWHERE!

Discussions with friends or co-workers. Everyone knows someone or has been affected themselves by an affair.

It's just so sad and upsetting at the same time:(

Some AWESOME quotes I found while doing a Google search on this couple:

"It just happened," a Spelling friend told PEOPLE about their romance. "No one meant any harm to anyone. You can't help who you fall in love with and who you're right with."
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Added McDermott: "I've never had as much of a desire to get married and make a woman my wife as I've had with her. The feeling is overwhelming. We're soul mates."
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LATEST: TORI SPELLING's fiance DEAN MCDERMOTT has added a third tattoo to his collection of dedication to his bride-to-be. The 39-year-old actor had "Truly, Madly, Deeply Tori" tattooed on his right forearm, then a portrait of Spelling on his left tricep and now he's added a cross bearing her nickname. Spelling's BEVERLY HILLS, 90210 co-star IAN ZIERING adds, "That's hardcore devotion, bordering on lunacy! But whatever he needs to do to show his love, I applaud him for it."

Sundog Sez: WTF?
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And here's the best one of all. Quoted directly from his ex wife:
(original article Here )

"I funnily enough said, 'Have you met someone?' He said, 'Yes.' I said, 'Is it Tori Spelling?' He said, 'Yes.' I said, 'Have you slept with her?' He said, 'Yes, we're soulmates. She loves me unconditionally." I laughed at first. I really thought it was a joke. It was a complete and utter shock."

i guess his wife spoke out on entertainment tonight last week about how Tori stole her husband.

I remember when my In TOuch magazine announced they had hooked up thinking - lovely - poor spouses....as bad as lloyd eisler and kristy swanson, or even christina applegate and her lover....sigh

TORI'S FAMILY BLASTS HER
MARRIAGE TO DEAN!
Friday May 12, 2006

Tori Spelling's family has blasted the Hollywood princess' quickie marriage to Canadian-born actor Dean McDermott, who left his wife, Canadian TV personality Mary Jo Eustace for Tori.

While at Nick Lachey's record release party for What's Left of Me on May 10 at L.A.'s Mood nightclub, Tori's brother Randy was overheard telling Tori's ex-boyfriend Vincent Young (Noah on Beverly Hills, 90210) that the Spelling clan doesn't approve of Tori's marriage. "Randy said that Tori called the family in the middle of the night and told them that she wanted to marry Dean," a party-goer who overheard the conversation tells Star. "He said the family isn't too thrilled about it and when Randy heard the news, he told Tori that he is done with her. He told Tori that Dean can kiss his [censored]. And he told Vincent that he always liked him and fully respected him."

This may explain why none of Tori's family attended the May 6 wedding in Fiji!


GOOD FOR THEM! )The family) for not supporting it.

poor wife...


Wed May 03, 02:42 PM EST

TORONTO (CP) - The jilted wife of Dean McDermott is reportedly dishing the dirt on how the actor dumped her for Tori Spelling.


The New York Post's famed Page Six reports that Canadian television personality Mary Jo Eustace, best known for her stint hosting the cooking show What's For Dinner, is shopping around a tell-all book about the ignominious collapse of her marriage.

The tale would reportedly reveal how McDermott, her actor-husband of 12 years, bedded the also-married star only months after he and Eustace, 45, adopted a baby girl, Lola.

The book proposal for My Husband Left Me for Tori Spelling begins with McDermott, 38, jetting off to shoot a television movie with the former 90210 star, then returning to coldly report that he'd slept with her.

"We're soul mates. She loves me unconditionally," McDermott said, according to Page Six. "I don't love you any more. And I don't respect you. I haven't for a very long time."

"Wasn't it just two months ago that he'd said he'd never been more in love with me or proud of me?" writes Eustace, who'd moved to California so McDermott could chase his dreams of stardom.

Adding insult to injury, she says, he got a tattoo on his wrist that read "Truly, Madly, Deeply, Tori" - but didn't have money to pay the electricity bills.

Page Six says Spelling and McDermott, who are engaged, issued a joint statement in which they called the book proposal "opportunistic and undignified."

His Ex said his quote about him" not wanting to marry someone more than humanly possible (tori) put the nail in the coffin,,, I guess he forgot that "He" pursued Mary Jo for eight months after meeting her at a benifit, and that for him it was love at fisrt sight...... I feel sorry when the fog clears because no matter how much money her father has, she is still concidered a 2nd rate bad actress one of many...........

I'm absolutely, 100% serious when I tell you that some of my xWHs not-to-distant relatives were invited to, and attended, Ms. Spelling's first M. At the time, it upset me that they would travel and make such an effort for it, when they didn't make much effort to support my M and my efforts to rebuild our M and get my H medical treatment. (It was only recently that he changed doctors & was diagnosed as bipolar.) Anyway... can't say I'm too surprised that she has no morals given the morals of some of the people who attended her 1st wedding and who give her friendly advice. Let karma roll.

The worst part of all this is what it must do to Mr. McD's wife and children. My heart goes out to them. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

edited to note that xWH = my ex, who never stopped being a WH in thought, word & deed