Larousse, not that I know anything about Mexican men but you sound a bit too "liberated" for a Mexican man. By that I mean you are your own woman and wouldn't play the "good little wife at home". Which is all good and I admire you for it.

Well since I began exfoliating, my feet aren't nearly as smelly.

It was so toenail polish and they looked like women's feet to me.

I knew you were kidding because Americans are the most hygiene conscious people in the world. They have made hygiene an art form.

Do you remember during the 70s when you could buy spray on woo woo smell masker. Only the Americans would think of such a thing. Not only that, it led to all sorts of woo woo problems for women. OMG, I can still smell the stuff.

Well I think that LD is like "relationship lite". It has most of the taste but none of the calories.

Well I used to believe that until I lived in Mexico. I think Mexicans are much cleaner than Americans.



Blackadder: Ah-haah-ah, indeed. So, Rum, I wish to hire you and your ship. Can we shake on it? [holds out hand]

Rum: aah-ahhh! [strokes his hand] You have a woman's hand, milord! I'll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor in a storm.

Blackadder: Well, you're right there.

Rum: Ha ha ha. -Aah! Your skin milord. I'll wager it ne'er felt the lash of a cat ['o' nine tails], been rubbed with salt, and then flayed off by a pirate chief to make fine stockings for his best cabin boy.

Blackadder: How canny, I don't know how you do it, but you're right again.

Rum: Why should I let a stupid cockerel like you aboard me boat?

Blackadder: Perhaps for the money in my purse [holding it up]

Rum: Ha. -Aah! You have a woman's purse! [takes it from him and examines it daintily] I'll wager that purse has never been used as a rowing-boat. I'll wager it's never had sixteen shipwrecked mariners tossing in it.

Blackadder: Yes, right again, Rum. I must say when it comes to tales of courage I'm going to have to keep my mouth shut.

Rum: Oh! You have a woman's mouth, milord! I'll wager that mouth never had to chew through the side of a ship to escape the dreadful spindly killer fish.

Blackadder: I must say, when I came to see you, I had no idea I was going to have to eat your ship as well as hire it. And since you're clearly as mad as a mongoose I'll bid you farewell [gets up]

Rum: Aaah, courtiers to the Queen, you're nothing but lapdogs to a slip of a girl.

Blackadder: Better a "lapdog to a slip of a girl", than a... Git.

Rum: So you do have some spunk in you! Don't worry, laddie, I'll come, I'll come [holds out is hand]

Blackadder: Well, let us set sail as soon as we can. [they shake] I will fetch my first mate, and then I'll return as fast as my legs will carry me.

Rum: Ah! [pointing] You have a woman's legs, my lord! I'll wager those are legs that have never been sliced clean off by a falling sail, and swept into the sea before your very eyes.

Blackadder: [crossly] Well, neither have yours.

Rum: That's where you're wrong [throws aside table showing his lack of legs]

Blackadder: Oh my God!

Rum: No point in changing your mind now; no one else will come. The whole thing's suicide anyway. What's the first mate's name?

Blackadder: Percy.

Rum: A nautical cove?

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\_/º A cuppa, Kiwi?

Sorry Pio, I had an English boyfriend, grandson of a Lord. Public school child. His hygiene was the worst, ever but he had the most amazing amount of useless information stored in his head. He went to a boarding school since he was 8 years old. I never saw him lost his temper or rise his voice.

I've never had an LD relationship. Heck, I've never had most kinds of relationships. I had a long term b/f then I've been married forever.

Ah, the English and their hygiene. My H is EXTREMELY hygienic but as a nation, oh dear.

LOL Pio. I drink coffee or wine Larousse.

I was going to say to Regreted that I'm also an old drunk who spends too much time on the computer. My H didn't have an A.

Well the joke was always "Where do you hide your money in England?" The answer being "Under a bar of soap"

And the english bathe once a month whether they need it or not.

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See Pio - I can Diss the French and the English. I am an equal opportunity abuser.

LMAO BigK

I LIKE equal opportunity abusers.

Well although I got pretty well dissed yesterday, let's hope regreted can come back and start really working on her marriage. I wonder if anyone is going to confess on sending the emails. I am really curious.

Now I have to go pick up my car.

It wasn't me. It was probably one of the many lurkers who like to read TKO.

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Indeed. It was toenail polish.

LMAOPMP

Of course it was, but I also think it was gemela's feet. Otherwise I think Pio and I may indeed be the same person.

BK, lol. I have to admit my abuser tendencies. I like most kinds of Spanish speaking styles, even Argentinans but I can't stand Spain street Spanish or Spain Spanish in general, neither their tendency to have the word sh*t in every two words sentence.

The only time I've ever seen what a bath in the pre dush years was, was with that English boyfriend. He standed in front of the hands washing basing* and slapped water with some soap to his armprits and underparts, a fast shaving and he was ready to go. I don't know if it was because of his Scotish ancestors but he had a hard time getting ride of his 'dirtiness'. At night he prefered to flosse his teeth than brush them. Mint flavored floss for good mesure.

larousse,

Did you just call me an airhead?

Larousse, all I can say to that is YUCK.

We have a lecturer at the university who is American but grew up from the age of 3 in Argentina.

In our staff room not so long ago he asked why me and my female colleague couldn't be more like Argentinian women and get him a cup of coffee and answer his phone. He was teasing and I knew he was teasing.

My colleague got to her feet and said "I don't have to listen to this crap." then slammed the door on her way out.

P and I were left staring at each other in stunned amazement.

And guess which country is the least hygiene conscious?

It wasn't me either, I didn't see the post with his or her mail adress.

If it wasn't Pio or Kiwi, maybe she's protecting herself in advance, meaning none has sent anything and she says someone has, just to prevent anyone from doing it.

Too many ones in that sentence.

Todd, I'm curious, how does your DS2 girlfiend gets along with DS1 French girlfriend?