I just took you down to 2 stars, Pio.

What phone? They took it the second time the fire marshall visited me. Just kidding of course.



Hey, electric shaver! It generates heat. I have some soup I need to heat up. Give me just a minute. Let's see. Uh oh. It gets hotter than I thought. I hear sirens.



Oh we know what you are talking about. It is where our brains are don't you know?

You know, you made me think of WW's "visit" that day. And this is the friend that WW holds in such high regard and quotes almost everything her friend says. If she only knew. I have always wondered if it was a plot hatched by WW and friend to "test" me or for me to act on friend's advances so as to level the cheating playing field. I doubt it however because WW is so insanely jealous, I cannot imagine that she would agree to such a thing. It doesn't really matter anyway exept to give me something to think about while they come for me.

....and this is actually bad timing for this to happen to me.... I don't have the boys this week!...doing the 'mom' chores could have at least kept me busy.....

...I now have enough free time, a whole week, to get myself into some REAL trouble!

Thanks, FF.

This takes some of the pressure off...and allows me to continue to be as silly as I feel like...without thinking I am letting anybody down!

Here are the lyrics to 500 miles:

The Proclaimers


I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Lyrics



When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door

When I'm working yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money comes in for the work I'll do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you

When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door

When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whose lonely without you
When I'm dreaming yes I know I'm gonna dream
Dream about the time when I'm with you.

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door

earworm

Luna, B's going to KILL me for this but she acted on her "urges" and then spent the next three months telling us how much she regretted it.

BTW, sorry to be a wet blanket (not an electric blanket LOL) but talking to these guys about SF is a bit... a bit... well, a bit "not quite right".

Of course it is right. I chewed off my knuckles many months ago.

Yeah, well.....

Kiwi...I don't quite get it.... do you find it 'inappropriate'? ...or, by being too honest, am I turning a knife in their wound?

...if the former, I apologize if it offended you.... if the latter, I think the guys can take it!

...it is what it is.....choosing to be a sexless BS in PLAN B is no fun.... I thought it best to be upfront about it..... because I don't remember anybody warning me that this might be expected!

...like breastfeeding my two boys....yes...more bonding occurs...and yes....apparently their immune system is all the better for it....what they forget to mention is that, if you breastfeed for about a year, the mom will be sleep-deprived for about a year and 1/2 (you add six months to adjust), by having to get up every 3 hrs to breastfeed, and that's not counting the last three months of pregnancy...when no position can possibly be found to get any kind of proper sleep.....

Yeah well, it was traumatic! I am now working on my toes. And no, I did not exfoliate first. Maybe if I chew my toes off, I can find shoes that fit.

Speaking of armpits, I watched that sex show on television last night. I think her name is Sue. She advised a woman who wanted to really turn her husband on to "suck and kiss his armpits". Okay, I feel like I just fell off the turnip truck. This is a new one to me. Armpits?

Luna, I'm so sorry if I'VE offended you. Of course you should be honest. I'd be a hypocrite if I said you shouldn't talk about SF on MB.

A bit of both of what you mentioned. I'm not offended, but I was a bit shocked that you mentioned Todd. And, yes, it is twisting the knife a bit for them.

Well, I am not. Shocked that is. How is it twisting the knife? What am I missing?

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Kiwi....you're shocked???... not more than I am.... it's no fun really..... I find it takes a lot of 'brain' space.... and makes it REAL hard to concentrate on anything!

...I wonder if I also upset some of the ladies...by admitting that....sometimes when the guys THINK they are the ones making the first move.... it may be just...that the lady planned it that way!

...I have experienced the 'power' of seduction...and have practiced its many imperceivable subtle ways...and chose to 'retire' these means....because as I said..... I came to consider them....bottom line....very manipulative.... I found appealing to a guy's 'below the belt' to be very easy, but it is NOT being upfront...

Sorry guys, particularly Todd...didn't mean to twist the knife at all....but I think I now understand better how it must feel when SF is a top need and it is NOT being met!

...I guess for me, SF was one of the top 5 needs in the M, but not THE top... but it surprises me that, all of a sudden, it becomes a top need when, or because, I can have it the least met!


Todd...I think I will try it!

Luna, I don't have a problem at all with anything you said except that you mentioned Todd.

SF is my #2 top need. I hear what you are saying. If I wasn't getting it as regularly as I do, then it would be my top need.

I am signing off for a little while....

...if Kiwi's comments are any indication of the 'trend' this will take.... I just may have upset the sensibilities of a few others..... and want to make it perfectly clear...that it was not my intention....

...please keep this in mind when 'weighing' in on my current account as a sexless BS!

Well, Todd is not offended. If you want to harness someone with blame, blame me. I was the one who mentioned that SF are my top five EN's. And were before DD. I cannot help it and was just being honest about my EN's, trying to remember how they had not been met in the past because I really didn't think about it that much until Plan B.

One of the values of this thread is that we talk about a wide range of subjects and sometimes feel a need to express urges, thoughts, humor, fire alarms, cooking and just about anything else.

Thanks, Todd...I was a little worried about that!

Luna, you should not sign off. There is no trend that I see. If it is a trend, I will make a permanent exit from MB. This is the only thread in which I participate.

Take a deeeep breath Luna, hold it for a bit, now let it out...There, does that help? No? It didn't for me either.

All kidding aside go to an "adult store" & look around for something interesting. At the very least you don't want the muscles atrophy. This ought to help keep you from making choices you might regret.