If in doubt, change the subject....

What kind of help do you need Todd.

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OOOOOh, yes please.

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Okay, but let's use Twizzlers. The Darrell Lea licorice twists, while larger diameter, are too short and don't have the reach we need.

Doesn't sound too interesting Todd.

Kiwi I have to change to subject. Unlike you who can have a rousing good time with SF jokes then go home to a loving H the rest of us are...well...not. We just get the rousing good time that comes to a screeching halt.

Wait...a..minute...THE RABBIT!

LOL

Waiting for the mods, waiting for the mods, waiting for the mods.....

Okay, just looked in fridge. Instead of chips, I will have a baked potato to go with the hamburger.

Hey Jen, do y'all have hamburgers in Kiwiland?

Yes, we have hamburgers.

Duh!!!!!!!

Not that tongue Todd. We need a mad, pouty sort. You remember, the kind you see on play grounds around the world.

And Kiwi, don't think we didn't notice you want to be whipped. Actually, there's some in the adult store that looks whipish but doesn't hurt. I didn't actually GO TO the store, I just heard about it.

Yes Nams, but remember, it is called Jack Rabbit. There is no Jill Rabbit!

I guess I need to post the lyrics to Jackson Browne's "Rosie". It has unfortunately, become my theme song.

She was standing at the load-in
When the trucks rolled up
She was sniffing all around
Like a half grown female pup
She wasn’t hard to talk to
Looked like she had nowhere to go
So I gave her my pass
So she could get in and see the show

Well I sat her down right next to me
And I got her a beer
While I mixed that sound on stage
So the band could hear
The more I watched her watch them play
The less I could think of to say
And when they walked off stage
The drummer swept that girl away

But rosie you’re all right -- you wear my ring
When you hold me tight -- rosie that’s my thing
When you turn out the light -- I’ve got to hand it to me
Looks like it’s me and you again tonight rosie

Well I guess I might have known from the start
She’d come for a star
Might have told my imagination not to run too far
Of all the times that I’ve been burned
By now you’d think I’d have learned
That it’s who you look like
Not who you are

But rosie you’re all right -- you wear my ring
When you hold me tight -- rosie that’s my thing
When you turn out the light -- I’ve got to hand it to me
Looks like it’s me and you again tonight rosie

Still boring Todd. I could go for some Indian food. I won't have it but I could go for it. Instead, since I don't have to cook because my boys will be with ex I'll have a pear, nuts & maybe a slice of some nice Irish cheese.

Have we been reprimanded for our naughty talk?

Do you really want Rosie Todd?

Just how do you plan to cook your burger. Kiwi, b.u.r.g.e.r is short for hamburger just in case you don't know being from way, way far away & all.

It is boring. I thought about going to the deli and having the salad bar again but the memory of sunflower seeds lingers.

Jen, do you have salad bars in Kiwiland?

No Nams, of course not. But what am I going to do otherwise?

Go to the adult store & look around.

Gotta go. Be back later.

How about Chinese Todd? You can eat healthy Chinese. Hot & Sour soup, sauteed vegs, without the greasy sauce, & dumplings. Yum. OK, let's have Chinese instead of Indian. Is that spontaneous?

Sure Nams...tell us another one!

Todd...breaded chicken and mashed potatoes at my house but at 3:30 in afternoon since kid schedule extremely tight on Tuesdays with CCD and soccer games.

You know they make shoelace type licorice but it's not very good...I always favored the chocolate licorice and would bite off the top and bottom and make a straw out of it to drink my milk when I was a kid...haven't had it in years.

Did you used to eat those paper saucers filled with candy beads from the penny candy store when you were a kid? I loved those and the wax lips...they are all pretty gross looking back as an adult but back in the day I loved them! Also Mary Janes and Sugar Daddy's...

Never been in one. What am I looking for?


It is spontaneous. I may do Chinese tomorrow. Typically chicken with garlic sauce. Is that healthy?

Hi 2much,

Know what is so funny? I was just thinking if I could have any dinner I wanted, it would be fried chicken, mashed potatoes and green beans, sweet tea and cornbread.

Do you have a Cracker Barrel where you live? The best fried chicken.