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Hope she didn't put too much sunscreen on her longneck.

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I'm ssoooooo confoozed....whose long neck? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

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......or rather, hope she didn't get her sunscreen and her longneck confused.

Sunscreen tastes bad.

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Don't EVER buy those generic Dove bars - they taste just like SOAP!!

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What's really odd is that the "^^" is not anywhere near any of the letters in "ark" on the keyboard.

If you were going to erroneously hit a key, and then just go with it, well you would get: ar5k or maybe arkl.

And then there is the double hit, which I cannot explain, unless whatever she is typing with doesn't have a skeletal frame. The oscillation of striking the first "^" could double hit the second "^".

So I think she signs her name with her breasts. And my guess is that her left breast is MUCH LARGER than her right. So she left-breasts the "ar" then rotates about forty degrees and goes for the "k" with the righty. And in her haste, the weak, lactose-lagging, smaller right breast hits the "K" while the right swings in and double-taps the "^".

At least that is the best I can duplicate with water baloons and duct tape.

But my experiments indicate that her breast size MUST be way off. Like "leftie" is bigger bigger than her head, but "rightie" is smaller.

So if one were to actually look for her in IRL, that is what I would be looking for.

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Wrong address, but leaving for the day!

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NCW - those water balloons just aren't a substitute for the real thing. If you really want to experiment with wearing breasts, there are people who can help you.

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So, what is this all about?

Did Ark leave the boards? Did she move suddenly? Is this a joke?

I'm overheated and confused.

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I bet ark^^ can take care of herself - no matter what's happening to her. I'm not worried about her.

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Wow - I dreamt that arkie's picture was on the MB photo page.

Is was sooooooooooo real.

At least I thought it was a dream.

I had to go look to see for sure.

Too weird.

Maybe my oldstimers disease.

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Welcome back, arkie.

Big ones?

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Big ones?

Well...

according to NCwalker just ONE big ONE..... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

bigger than my head I believe was the indication...

does it work the same as for planets????...
if too small is it no longer a breast.... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

I can not believe such a discussion occured as I was way up north..fishing ye olde favorite basshole....

cheeky little devils all of you....


fishing was AWESOME....we had to throw them back by wednesday as we had too many to eat by then...

no walleye...
one small pike almost landed by husband...but it escaped...

which is good cause I really only wanted to catch a big big fish to amuse my six year old....

and NO mosquitos WAT...cept one night...and we found the best repellent for them..

young kids...
they must taste yummy cause all three suffered several bites to their legs....

while we adults had NONE....

maybe our blood levels were too deadly by then from the longnecks consumed....

but feel free to carry on as if I am not here....

I will try to post a picture of me and my FISH

ARKie^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^of the upcarrots....
(real name for --------> ^^

up ^ ^ carrots...

so I've been told...

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ark^^ - please confirm I was true to my subject line while you were fishing - no rumors were spoken on this thread by me. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> This was an intended contrast to those lame rumors spread while I was fishing - even if some of them were true. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

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After a moment of deliberation, decided I don't want to be on the other side of Ark's good side...

so... el delete'

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did I miss something yummy weaver...?

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I missed it too.
Oh well.......

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I think sometimes about all the pain in the world. I hope we can ease that here, even if only a little bit.
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Oh it was just something about bumps, and drinking habits...and dancing to ACDC songs at weddings. LOL

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<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />ohhh. I do love a good wedding song......

funny thing bout weddings...

haven't been invited to any lately...
hmmmmmmmm

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />ark

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