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#1730804 08/14/06 04:03 PM
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Took the biggers to the SAT Zoo Saturday.

We're walking by the Rhinos, and you all have got to know that Rhino poo stinks BAD. So we're walking past and I say really LOUDLY, "GEEZ LEO!!!!!!!!!!!! DANG!!!!!!!!"

He smacks his teeth at me and says really sarcastically, "IT WASN'T ME MOM...I DIDN'T FART!"

I thought the guy walking past us was gonna have a seizure.

I'm the COOL mommy, huh?


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Rhinos are big!

I bet the smell alone weighed several hundred pounds!

-ol' 2long

2long #1730806 08/14/06 04:52 PM
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DS is fond of saying that out loud to me in public when he is the one who does it.

He thinks it's funny, or something. He thinks everyone thinks it's funny.

hahah.


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I have higher standards than you do. When we went to the zoo, we admired the elephant poop.


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Dobie #1730808 08/14/06 05:16 PM
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Zookeeper to pachyderm:

"No, I said sit!"


"Never forget that your pain means nothing to a WS." ~Mulan

"An ethical man knows it is wrong to cheat on his wife. A moral man will not actually do it." ~ Ducky

WS: They are who they are.

When an eel lunges out
And it bites off your snout
Thats a moray ~DS
Aphelion #1730809 08/14/06 06:20 PM
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Hippo is GROSSSSSS too. And they wag their tail while doing it. So, they sling it everywhere and you might get splattered if you don't run when you first notice what is happening.


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