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Betadine gargle is quite effective.
Just claim to have been drinking coffee to explain the tint in your smile...........
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Ac2ally, I died.
...or not. Cause my fingers still work...
I'm going 2 go see the doc instead of going 2 work 2day. Get some good drugs, perhaps, maybe even a blue plaque 2 put in the model A and get a prime parking spot at work for a while...
Bummerado though (that's Spanish for "bummer"): 3-day weekend coming up, devoted 2 LABOR for rice cake!, and I gotta take it easy!
-ol' 2long
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"Ac2ally, I died."
And went to ... ?
Home Depot.
"Never forget that your pain means nothing to a WS." ~Mulan
"An ethical man knows it is wrong to cheat on his wife. A moral man will not actually do it." ~ Ducky
WS: They are who they are.
When an eel lunges out And it bites off your snout Thats a moray ~DS
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the great scaffold in the sky????
poor 2long...
we really do feel your pain..
truly
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we really do feel your pain..
rather lower down than ribs though...
"Never forget that your pain means nothing to a WS." ~Mulan
"An ethical man knows it is wrong to cheat on his wife. A moral man will not actually do it." ~ Ducky
WS: They are who they are.
When an eel lunges out And it bites off your snout Thats a moray ~DS
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3-day weekend coming up, devoted 2 LABOR for rice cake!, and I gotta take it easy!
You would rather take it hard ???
Kidding aside........... Hope it heals as quickly as possible. Hope she'll take good care of you.
SS
I think sometimes about all the pain in the world. I hope we can ease that here, even if only a little bit.
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Very gentle get well squidges to 2Long.
[[[[[[{{{{{{2Long}}}}}}}]]]]]]
I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!
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Okay, troops, here's the scoop.
No broken cross members or frame rails on this ol' chassis!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Bruised like a Mo' Fo', though.
Switched from ibuprofin 2 Aleve and extra strength Tylenol. No underthecounter stuff, at least.
...now, why won't my Model A start? Battery's totally dead, and it was new just a 2ple months ago.
Gonna have 2 get the voltmeter out, 'spose.
-ol' 2long
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Since everyone else was diagnosing and offering advice without actually examining you, here's my wicked wisdom:
An enemy has put a curse on you, causing your ribs to hurt. You must find a roadkill skunk, have it lifted or scraped off the highway by a member of the DAR using a snowshovel, place it onto a chamois cloth along with a box (2.4 oz size) of mothballs, tie with Christmas ribbon and bury in your backyard near the driveway.
This will lift the curse.
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