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---Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the pee-pee's off the smart ones.
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
I hope wats sitting at his desk giggling at that one...
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"Never forget that your pain means nothing to a WS." ~Mulan
"An ethical man knows it is wrong to cheat on his wife. A moral man will not actually do it." ~ Ducky
WS: They are who they are.
When an eel lunges out And it bites off your snout Thats a moray ~DS
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yuck yuck
Guess mine was too small to see. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
Some little girls with brothers have penis envy.
Some of us guys have penis shame.
Oh well.
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Ok so that is an anti male joke lol
So here is my joke.
God came down to Adam in the garden of Eden. Adam looked sad and god asked him why he was sad because god had created the most beutiful place for adam. Adam said I am very lonely. God told Adam he could fix that. God told him he could create the most beutiful, caring, loving, serving creature that could keep adam company. Adam said that would be wonderful. God said it would only cost him an arm and a leg. Adam thought for a moment then asked "What can I get for a rib?"
BS 38 FWW 35 D Day 10/03 Recovery started 11/06 3 boys 12, 8 and a new baby
When life hands you lemons make lemonade then try to find the person life hands vodka and have a party.
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Did you know that Eve had the first restaurant? She made Adam's hotdog stand!!!
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ME BH 36 - FWW 33 2 kids DDAY May 06
Sometimes waywards can be like Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
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Good one Aph, good one.
Hey Ark, your up carrots are showing.
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I think sometimes about all the pain in the world. I hope we can ease that here, even if only a little bit.
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My husband was the oldest of 6, all boys except one. His sister (next-to-youngest) couldn't wait to start kindergarten, because then she'd have a p*nis just like her older brothers.
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OK, HL, if that's how it's going to be:
Few of my favorite man-jokes: [color:"blue"] What do men and pantyhose have in common? They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> [/color]
I'm blonde, so I'll throw in my favorite blonde jokes:
[color:"blue"] How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One- She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company. [/color] <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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My husband was the oldest of 6, all boys except one. His sister (next-to-youngest) couldn't wait to start kindergarten, because then she'd have a p*nis just like her older brothers. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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