My brother told me this one a few days ago. Made me laugh and sad at the same time!

A woman went to see a lawyer about getting a divorce. She said "I want to make him pay out the nose. He is the most dispicable human being on the earth and I want him to suffer!"
The laywer replies "if you really want to hurt him bad I have an idea. You go home and be the most wonderful wife you can be for 6 months. Then you lay the divorce papers on him and he will be absolutely devestated!"
She thought about it and said "I'll do it!"
5 nmonths later the lawyer ran into the lady. He asked "well, are you ready to start the divorce?" She replied "are you crazy? We have a wonderful marriage!"


Me - BS 49 WW - 44 Married 18 years DDay 5-17-06 Two Teenage boys