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How Babies Really Get Made!
Little Peter asks his father one day, "Daddy, how was I born?"
His father replies, "Ah, Peter my son, I guess one day you’ll need to find out anyway so let me tell you how. Well, you see, your mother and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date with her via email and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as
I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us was using a firewall and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said - You've Got Male.”
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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Me, 43
DS18, DD12
Divorce final May 10, 2007
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ah, so contemporary...and cute
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If only life was that simple. Here's one more!
Where Did I Come From?
"Daddy, where did I come from?" the seven-year-old asked. It was a moment for which her parents had carefully prepared.
They took her into the living room, got out the encyclopedia and several other books, and explained all they thought she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproduction.
Then they both sat back and smiled contentedly.
"Does that answer your question?' her father asked.
"Not really," the little girl said. "Judy said she came from Detroit.
I want to know where I came from."
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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Sometimes I feel like I fell off the hay wagon.
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Too funny---I suppose you would say you were a hay seed then!
Truth is as I know it- I came from my mother!
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A friend sent me a few Maxine cartoons. I have one on my desk which describes my marriage.
"I don't make snowmen. If I'd wanted to hang around with a cold man with slush for brains, I'd still be married."
It was a marriage that never really started.
H: Conflict Avoider, NPD No communication skills (Confirmed by MC) Me: Enabler
Sep'd 12/01, D'd 08/03.
My joys and the light of my life: DD 11, DD 9
*Approach life and situations from the point of love - not from fear.*
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((((Newly)))
LOL---Your a RIOT and of course saucy& savvy as ever!
Just when one thinks Frosty the Snowman was safe! Yes, indeed, all this time he was nothing but a lush/slush antifreeze swillin type of guy!
More chillin tales from the frost bitten wife meltdown.
Hilarious, still laughin!
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