Here's another thought on the panties (BTW, make sure they're thongs! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> )

You could also drop them into his car...maybe in the back seat or onto the floor space between the passenger seat and the passenger door..or even tucked in between the back and the seat of the passenger seat.

Ummm...maybe think of ways to get your perfume scent attached to him...or his car. For some reason, it makes sense to me to have a perfume-saturated cotton ball inside a zip-lock bag tucked into your pocket...just in case you get a chance to rub the cotton ball onto the passenger seat.

You could also surreptiously open the baggie and get some of the perfume onto your hand and maybe pat your WH on the shoulder...or rub his collar the next time you get a chance to hug him. If you're already wearing the perfume, he shouldn't notice.

If you get a chance to hug him, it would indeed be "unfortunate" if he should happen to have a lipstick smear on his shirt collar the next time he sees her.

Maybe you could clue your best friend in on the next time he comes over and have her call you on your cellphone so your H can overhear you say, "That's so sweet of you to ask me out, but I'm still married. Yes, I'm sure we would have a great time, but I am a married woman. I'm very flattered, and I thank you for the invitation, but I really can't go. 'Bye!" (One thought: Delete the phone number ASAP from your cellphone, so your WH won't catch on to who actually called you. Besides, it'll do him good to wonder who's asking his wife out! And, he probably knows ALL ABOUT deleting cellphone calls! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> )

*67 to just block the #

I like everything except the smelling like cigarettes. You should always smell wonderful.

Maybe wander aimlessly around the mall, and play with the men's cologne testers. Leave him wondering whether you were with someone, or perhaps shopping for a present for him.

Maybe one of your awesome gurus has an idea for inviting him, kids vs. you giving the invite, but I think if you were to ask him yourself, tell him how much it would mean to the kids and to you, say that you have no expectations but only want to spend some time with him, that he will be fairly likely to say yes. And if he doesn't come, he will resent the OW for her power that "makes" him do what he doesn't want to do, and keeps him from doing things that he really wants to do. Win-win, whether he says yes or no.

Panties with memories attatched are good! I don't care how old they are, I'm all good with it as long as they haven't been worn more than once since laundering. (If it were me, I would wear them for an hour or two, just enough to have a small whiff of you, but not too much. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />)

LilSisSis.........ROFL!!!!!!!!!

Neakie, Neakie - you are something else.

Neakie <------ very naughty <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Hopefully Neaksmom is busy bringing babies into the world, and won't have time to see THIS.

LOVE IT!! I could SO do this...much easier than trying to get them in a pocket. But we'll stick with the name Operation PP just for the fun of it, kay? And the perfume thing is a GREAT idea. He bought me that perfume as a gift when I came home from a trip for work. I know that I totally react to scent...I'm sure I'm not the only one who would smell WH shirts after d-day.

OW would react, too, wouldn't she....she'd recognize it for sure.

I hope so too, B!

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Sis, who says you can't have your cake and eat it, too?

Go for the easy panty drop ASAP, and in a couple weeks, when he is hanging around sometimes and being more comfy, go for the pocket.

Refresh my short, faulty memory. How long have you been doing Plan A, and how long has the A been going on?

ever notice as soon as we start the pantie talk ... all the MB men disappear... why is that?

Pep <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> I'm certain they are READING every word ... LOL <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Pep - I noticed that too.

So let's warn them - most women are not above using their female charms. After all, (thank God), we are different from men.

**thud** What have y'all done to this nice lady?? She comes here for help and the next thing I know yall have her running around town with no underbritches on like that trashy Brittney Spears!!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> What have you people done to this nice woman?? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

I feel like I have wondered into a HO-down!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

I hope she's gonna use some hot red thong panties with pink fine lace. Something that makes a STATEMENT, if yanno what I mean.

Is Britney from Texas???? Just askin. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

We don't have no ho's here, bite yore tongue!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> She is a Louisiana HO'! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Mel - It's ladies night, and we are running wild.

tho ith I bith my tongth I takf funny

you gals need to get your britches on and act like ladies! To shame!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Plan A = No Britches (this is war dammit)

WE MARCH COMMANDO!

WHATTA HO!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Nite y'all, I am off to do a lap dance for the hubby! **snort** <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />