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Ok folks, you have helped me clear up some confusion and have had some fun in the process. Now, women also use words and phrases to tell what they want in a man. What do these mean referring to the man she would like to find:
In shape
Mr. Fix-It
Good kisser
great dancer
healthy sensuous sex
generous
ambitious
accomplished
loves his mom and dad
not newly divorced
not a loner
financially solvent
has sex appeal
at least an 8
above average attractivness
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What do these mean referring to the man she would like to find: She wants my husband! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
Me: 56 H: 61 DD: 13 and hormonal DS: 20
Oldest son died 1994 @ age 8
Happily married 30+ years
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Pieta - LOL
In shape = No beer gut Mr. Fix-It = He's not helpless and can save her some money on minor repairs. It's also a good excuse to get him in her bedroom if she likes playing helpless. Good kisser = That needs no explanation. great dancer = He has enough confidence not to worry about being called "gay" if he goes dancing & she probably likes to go to go out dancing. healthy sensuous sex = No std's or weird fetishes but she wants to get laid. generous = She likes gifts. ambitious = wealthy or getting there with an attitude accomplished = wealthy & she is very aware of social status loves his mom and dad = no major family squabbles not newly divorced = rebound not a loner = she likes to go out and be seen financially solvent = very wealthy has sex appeal,at least an 8, above average attractivness = almost pin up model body & no brain cells required
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In shape...round is a shape and most {not all} women don't want that shape.
Mr. Fix-It...one who is good at accomplishing the "honey-do" list.
Good kisser...no slobbering allowed
great dancer...a confident man who will get out there an shake-a-booty
healthy sensuous sex...no freaky sex {severe bondage, cross dressin, etc}
generous...will share his money
ambitious...has a job/non full-time couch potato
accomplished...college educated or self made
loves his mom and dad...has little or no family drama
not newly divorced...not rebounding
not a loner...likes to spend time together.
financially solvent...wants a sugar daddy.
has sex appeal...GQ model
at least an 8...she's had a 4 incher...then had a 8 incher {or more} and knows which one she likes better.
above average attractivness...see sex appeal
Me, 43 DS18, DD12 Divorce final May 10, 2007
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Alluring,
"at least an 8...she's had a 4 incher...then had a 8 incher {or more} and knows which one she likes better."
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Me, 43 DS18, DD12 Divorce final May 10, 2007
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Knows how to operate a woman's body and takes more than 10 minutes to get from the start of foreplay to the completion of the act.
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Oh come on! Financially solvent just means he won't stick her with the check on the first date, the second date and for the rest of the relationship.
Accomplished means he knows how to tie his shoes, can read, and know some sort of music besides Van Halen or Lynard Skynard.
Not a loner is most properly interpretted as "You better not be a cyber-stalking ax murderer." Or it could also be interpretted as "you better have dishy friends I can flirt with."
Divorced. 2 Girls Remarried 10/11/08 Widowed 11/5/08 Remarrying 12/17/15
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In shape - depends who writes this. For me it would mean he exercises, cares about his health. Not a gym rat. For others though, better have a six pack.
Mr. Fix-It - can work on my house projects & build me something
Good kisser - OK, now this one is so personal but a few rules must apply. Don't open your mouth as wide as you can then place it over hers. Don't see how far you can get your tongue to go down her throat. Don't lick or slobber.
great dancer - she expects more than willingness to get out on the dance floor. She expects real dance knowledge.
healthy sensuous sex - no freaks, no disease, wants fairly frequent, unselfish lover.
generous - has money & is willing to spend it on her.
ambitious - wants to make money to spend on her or career driven. Don't expect her to support you.
loves his mom and dad - not a lot of family dysfunction, treats his parents with respect.
not newly divorced - ready for a relationship, not on the rebound.
not a loner - has friends, can play nice with others.
financially solvent - depends who writes this. Could mean anything from can support himself without huge debt to must have lots of disposable income.
has sex appeal - good looking, makes her want to jump you.
at least an 8 - VERY good looking.
above average attractivness - really, must be very good looking & not just by normal standards. She may think she's hot & needs a compliment to that. I read this as overly concerned with looks.
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My guess not so much about da the man, but the friend, the tool.
A woman special product code search for a boyfriend called BOB!
Battery Operated Boyfriend- with extended warranty for sure!
Probably, a free trial manufacture deal out there giveway!
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