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WOMEN’S [censored] SIZE STUDY
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their Asses!
I thought the results were pretty interesting:
25% of women think their [censored] is too fat…
10% of women think their [censored] is too skinny…
The other 65% say that they don’t care; they love him, he’s a good man, and they would have married him anyway.Have a great day yall!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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*DISCLAIMER* You hereby acknowledge that any reliance upon any information shall be at your sole risk. Keep cool; process promptly. Keep away from fire or flame. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. If condition persists, consult your counselor. Slippery when wet. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Sanitized for your protection. Use only in well-ventilated area. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Decision of judges is final.
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How can you post what you did to NOW and then come here and post this joke. I believe this joke is repulsive in God's eyes.
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Oh thank GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Standing in His PresenceFBS (me) (48) FWW (41) Married April 1993... 4 kids (19(B), 17(G), 14(B), 4(B)) Blessed by God more than I deserve "If Jesus is your co-pilot...you need to change seats!"Link: The Roles of Husbands and Wives
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Forever:
I am SURPRISED at this...
That is NOT AT ALL FUNNY...
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Conversation in doctors office, Patient, a woman, complains about not feeling well.
DR: Did you wake up grumpy this morning?
W: No he is still sleeping .....
"You won't ever regret doing the right thing! Nobody ever does!" ~ Heartsore
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How can you post what you did to NOW and then come here and post this joke. I believe this joke is repulsive in God's eyes. FLT2H and Mimi, My apology if you were offended. My humor was triggered by MEDC's question about toilet lids. It's seems as though it's getting to the point where nothing can be said without offending someone. Perhaps I should have changed the author's wording to "dog," but somehow I think even that would offend some of the animal lovers out there. Did I somehow take the Lord's name in vain? Regardless, if you were offended, I apologize to you. I do understand triggers.
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Conversation in doctors office, Patient, a woman, complains about not feeling well.
DR: Did you wake up grumpy this morning?
W: No he is still sleeping ..... I saw FHs joke and this one as the same. Maybe I am missing something here. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
Standing in His PresenceFBS (me) (48) FWW (41) Married April 1993... 4 kids (19(B), 17(G), 14(B), 4(B)) Blessed by God more than I deserve "If Jesus is your co-pilot...you need to change seats!"Link: The Roles of Husbands and Wives
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This is why I wondered if my thread is triggering something.
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Same thought, different words....
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There's too much belittling of husbands by their wives in today's society and I don't find it to be funny.
This provides justification for not meeting the ADMIRATION NEED which makes marriages VULNERABLE to AFFAIRS...
In my goal to be a PROVERBS 31 WIFE, I make every opportunity TO LIFT MY MAN UP...
I'm not really OFFENDED per se.
I don't think it's FUNNY...
And I don't support such HUMOR...
I make every effort to SUPPORT MARRIAGE both here and in my every day life..
I don't think such humor is SUPPORTIVE of the INSTITUTION OF MARRIAGE...
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FH... I read it and literally LOLed...I'm certain that Mr. W will too when he reads it-though I'll probably call and read it to him before he gets a chance to on his own-hey, I thought it was THAT funny-and very obviously a JOKE... I FIRMLY believe that God has a sense of humor too...Personally, having FH show this side of himself was refreshing to me...I still laugh about him chiding the ladies here once for "tampooning" each other...Christians are funny too-Praise God! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Mrs. W P.S. I've read many jokes here that were far more "off color" than this one...Why is FH held to a different standard than others??? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
FWW ~ 47 ~ MeFBH ~ 50 ~ MrWonderingDD ~ 17 Dday ~ 2005 ~ Recovered
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Ask Pep..
I'm known for not getting jokes...
I can't believe you LOLed, Mrs. W...
I sooo can't do that at a joke like that...
Takes all kinds..that's what makes the world so SPECIAL...
So do you also laugh at ETHNIC JOKES??
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Conversation in doctors office, Patient, a woman, complains about not feeling well.
DR: Did you wake up grumpy this morning?
W: No he is still sleeping ..... You see, this is a stereotype that I never even heard of... My GRANDFATHER, FATHER and HUSBAND were all MORNING PEOPLE..I've never known them to be GRUMPY in the morning... My H is more GRUMPY at night and I'm GRUMPY in the morning... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
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So do you also laugh at ETHNIC JOKES?? Not usually, but I do tend to laugh at blonde jokes. Do you know why the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? Anywhere else and it would have been called a Teethbrush!
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There is no such place as West Virginia. There are only 49 states in the Union!!
What some Yankees call "West Virginia" is really the illegally seized counties of western Virginia.
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FH, you did not take the Lord's name in vain but as mimi pointed out, the "joke" is disrespectful towards Hs.
I doubt that is the type of humor God finds funny.
i like mimi, hate "jokes" that are actually critisms in disguise. not much of a disguise if you ask me. My husband loves to crack those kinds of "jokes"... followed up with "i'm kidding, it's just a joke".
i say, no, it's not, it's a put down that you are choosing to say eitehr out of carelessness or due to not wanting to actually own being bothered by whatever it is you are putting down.
i LOVE humor, this is not humor.
my DH is NOT an [censored].
one last thing, had it not been for the posting you had just sent NOWs way, i probably would have left this thread saying nothing. still not liking the "joke" but saying nothing
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I don't think I want to know about this side of you MM and Forever...
AND I do need to stay away from this thread OR I will become OFFENDED...
I prefer to live in DENIAL that you two are finding these jokes funny...
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