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This got started on wildhorses74 thread. Jump in and add your favorite. I bet Pep has a few.
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Waywards, you can’t live with them, and they make poor plow mules.
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Waywards, you can't live with them, and they're too big for hood ornaments.
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Waywards, you can't live with them, and they make lousy paperweights because they keep wandering off.
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How about one from my early days here at MB.
Waywards, you can't live with them, and they foul up the woodchipper.
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How 'bout
Waywards, you can't live with them, but neither can they.
Widowed 11/10/12 after 35 years of marriage
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“In a sense now, I am homeless. For the home, the place of refuge, solitude, love-where my husband lived-no longer exists.” Joyce Carolyn Oates, A Widow's Story
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Waywards, you can't live with them, and it's a lot of work to bbq them to hide the evidence...
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Forrest Gump
"Waywards, you can't live with them and......and......That's all I have to say about that."
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I've been trying really hard to come up with a baboon reference but it is just not coming to me. Help me out, chrisner!
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Waywards, you can't live with them, but with Gods help the F can come.... and replace the baboons brain!
this coming from a past WW.....
Formerly Lost in the World.... but really by Gods grace.... He has found me once again!!!!
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Waywards, cant live with them - cant legally kill them.
huh.... cant LEGALLY kill them. semantics, I say
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Hmmmmmm,
Well horses, I can’t bring up anything quickly highlighting their ugly red butts. I considered how their ugly red butts would be an inferior replacement to Rudolph’s nose on Santa’s sleigh as they neither glow and are facing the wrong direction but can’t get anything to really flow.
How about:
Waywards, your can’t live with them, and the baboon mothers won’t adopt them.
Kind of a take off:
Waywards, you can’t live with them, and the pound is full.
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Waywards, your can’t live with them, and the baboon mothers won’t adopt them. because they are uglier than their red-butted offspring. Ok, that was just pathetic. I'll have to take some time away from the Sippy Cup Capers and spend some time on "waywards, you can't live with them...." My goodness, my days are so full. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Waywards, you can't live with them... you CAN put 'em up for sale on Ebay as real cheap, used goods!
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Waywards, you can't live with them, and they foul up the woodchipper. you have to freeze them first! Waywards... you can't live with them and you can't always find room for them in the freezer!
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MEDC, good one! Got me thinking of FARGO!
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Keep in mind that I'm a little past the six month stage..... Waywards, you can't live with them, and you're not sure ya want to. (On the really bad downhill roller coaster days) Sorry baby.....they say it's normal. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> /hugs I haven't felt that way in awhile now.
Last edited by mopey; 03/28/07 11:08 PM.
Husband was unfaithful to me before and after our marriage, at least 7 times. I found out 13 yrs into the marriage. Trickle truth for an entire year. Several different d-days, so it was more like a d-year. Difficult recovery.
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Waywards.... you can't live with them... but you can always use them as an ashtray
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Waywards,,,,,you can't live with them,,,and using a.38 will only get you 25 to life!
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[color:"purple"] Waywards, you can't live with them .... you can't put them in the Space Shuttle [/color] HERE
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Here you go Pep.
A BS NASA Engineer:
Waywards….There is repeated significant multiple sub-optimal results in continued marital cohabitation coincidental with their presence
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due to their typically poor mass/density ratio versus suitable available surface area conducive to adhesion, an unacceptable amount of epidermis separation experienced at escape velocity acceleration and poor high temperature resistive characteristics, significant testing has eliminated them as suitable replacements for the ceramic Space Shuttle tiles.
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Can't live with 'em, but they sure make good chum.
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