You know how WS's often think that maybe the grass is greener in someone else's yard? (Of course, they forget that's because they stopped tending to their yard long ago!)
And you know how we BS's often feel like shriveled up, brown, dead grass because we've been rejected? (Of course, that's because without any tending, it's hard to keep that green alive!)
I thought it might be nice if we reminded ourselves why the grass is greener in OUR yard than it is anywhere else!!
[color:"green"]THE GRASS IS GREENER ON
MY SIDE OF THE FENCE BECAUSE... [/color]
...I am intelligent
...I am REALLY funny!
...I have great curves
...I actually like sex and don't use it as a weapon
...I am honest
...I am faithful
...I am trustworthy
...I have a strong moral code
...I have an amazing personality
...I have a pretty face too!
...I have beautiful eyes
...I have gorgeous, long hair
...I am very romantic
...I am very giving
...I am easy-going and peaceful
...I am not hard to please
...I am satisfies with where I am in life
...I am a competent mother and woman
...I am a GREAT companion
...I like to have fun
...I care about others
...I love football
...I also love cars (particularly auto-crossing if anyone knows what that is)
...I love big ol' dogs!
...I like cats and shoot--most animals
...I like to garden
...I am not freaked out by a little dirt
...I like to camp and canoe
...I like to drive across the country and stop in little motels along Route 66
...I cross stitch and crochet for fun
...I write, and write, and write. I'm a writer
...I am valuable.
...I have a LOT to offer.
Now, having read all that, who WOULDN'T want me? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> I am AMAZING!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> The grass really is pretty darn GREEN on my side of the fence, isn't it??
Who's next ???
