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Perhaps you won't find this funny, and I apologize in advance to those for whom this might be painful. If your wounds are raw, you might not want to read further.<P>B<BR>R<BR>E<BR>A<BR>T<BR>H<BR>I<BR>N<BR>G<P>S<BR>P<BR>A<BR>C<BR>E<P>But of all the E-mail jokes I receive, this is the first one that made me laugh out loud in a long time.<P>This one's for you, ladies.<BR>-------------------------------<BR>>Dear Wife:<BR>>You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which<BR>>you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife,<BR>>and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the<BR>>time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year<BR>>old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.<BR>>Your Husband<P>>When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that<BR>>read as follows:<P>>Dear Husband:<BR>>You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will<BR>>be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy.<BR>>Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes Into 54 more<BR>>times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore don't wait up.<BR>>Your Wife
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Sometimes you just have to find the humour in a situation!!! I've seen this one before and after all I've been through, I still think it's hilarious! Thanks D & C - I needed a laugh!
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I loved it!.....thanks ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/smile.gif)
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What a good one!!! I needed the laugh this morning too! <P>------------------<BR>Chick's <BR>Bren<P>You won't see things until your ready to not be blind!<P><BR>
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Excellent - I laughed out loud!!!<P>Lori
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HA!!<P>Hadn't seen this one!!<P>------------------<BR>~Sheryl<P>Marriage: the most important contract you'll ever enter into, and the most sacred.<P><BR>
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My daughtertold me that one the other day. Still enjoyed it, good laugh. Thanks we need more laughter these days.<P>------------------<BR>di<P>
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OMG!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh!<P>------------------<BR>Joan <P>"Turn your wounds into wisdom..." That really cool black gal who was on Oprah all summer.<BR>
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I recently received this same joke from someone. I thought it was funny too!
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LOL !!!<P>That's one for the printer!!!1<P>Thanks Dazed - Going to laminate it!!<P>Hugs, <P>Sheba
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Thanks...sent it to all my female friends!<P>------------------<BR>You will be stronger because of this.<P>
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