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Chris,
I will charge with all the anger and resentment I can muster. You can have my Kbar though. In times like these I've got to pull out the ole Rambo survival knife complete with a gut hook. I wanna come back with some end trails.
After the ladies are finshed saluting you, we can all turn around and one finger salute WAYZILLA.
Oh, who's gonna get some coconut shells and bang them together so it sounds like we have horses?
Anyone?
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OM2 04/07 - present
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Well, if you like, I could actually BRING the horses. Sorry no coconuts this far north.
Me first, me first, PLEASE let me be the first (after chrisner, of course) to one finger salute Wayzilla. I do owe him after the offer of the visit in the Batmobile.
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Well if two African Swallows grabbed a coconut together by the husk they may be able to generate enough air speed velocity and lift to bring a coconut to Montana. Not European Swallows though.
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Orchid could bring the coconuts....
I'll do the one finger salute too
Still
BW me 46
WH 46
Together 28 years married 23
3 Kids DD20, DD17 and DS 14
DD #1 (1st A) 10/13/01 with single OW who was co-worker
DD#2 1/23/02 phone call from OW
WH left job 4/02
MC 10/01 to 4/02 (when he showed up)
Separated 7/04 to 10/04
Retrouvaille 9/04
Red Flags 11/05
DD#1 (2nd affair) 8/16/06 with MOW age 29 twice married and he's her boss.
Moved out (him) weekend after labor day
23rd anniversary 10/7/07
Filed 10/18/06 still seeing MOW
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CHOMPRUN FOR THE HILLS! IT'S THE WAYZILLA KILLA WABBIT!!!!! BUNNY PIX
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CHOMPRUN FOR THE HILLS! IT'S THE WAYZILLA KILLA WABBIT!!!!! BUNNY PIX Bring forth Thy Holy Hand Grenade!!! LOL <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
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Wow, a poignant heartfelt thread about love lost and shattered dreams breaks down into a large group of pissed heavily armed betrayed spouses, including Cajuns, cowgirls and Dead Head twirler girls launching a suicide charge from an armored badger against a wayward fortified position lobbing Holy Hand Grenades as they go.
I left out lip gloss, coconuts, Colour Sergeant Bourne, killer bunnies, lawn chairs, Kbars and coolers. My thread has become an episode from The Prisoner in a single day. I love this site.
Watch out for those big white ball things. They look stupid but I never saw them lose a fight.
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The swallows haven't migrated back to Capistrano yet, so no coconuts to be found here. We have some nice shrubberies to decorate the inside of the badger, though.
I can probably come up with a great big scale we can use to try Waywards, too.
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SDGUY, I hear the buzzards are due in Hinckley Ridge any day now. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> Mark
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I think Wayzilla weighs a lot less than a duck now so she would get off on a technicality.
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<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Anything for you, chris. A suicide charge? Um...I don't think so. She wouldn't stand a chance. Waywards are cowards underneath it all and build their fortresses in such fog, the walls crumble when the armored badger makes the earth shake. I ain't scared of no woosy wayward. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> (Hope we made you smile today)
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Well, there's always the Plague Victim Wagon Solution. . . .
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Well, she may WEIGH less than a duck... But if she's thrown into the water and she floats, by science we can deduct that she is made of WOOD And if she's made of WOOD, she's not a human...so she must be... ... ... A WITCH!! SHE'S A WITCH!!!!<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> (CJ's passeth thou thine holy hand grenade And beginneth the counting... And the counting thereof shalt be to three Not to four Neither shalt thou countest to five Lest thou be blown to smithereens Nor shalt thou cease counting at two But THREE shall be the counting thereof And the counting shalt be to THREE)
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And what else do we burn?
MORE WITCHES!
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Hope nobody gets a flesh wound.
HEY WAYWARDS!!!
I FAAARRT IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!!
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BC...wow..who knew that could be such an effective weapon!
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Dday 7-9-06
Plan B started 12-24-06
Psalm 62:5 My soul wait only upon God and silently submit to Him; for my hope and expectation are from Him.
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Well I thought I should pick up my thread some (and air it out after BC’s parting shot) after the anniversary party. Lots of debris including: rabbit poop, lip gloss sticks, beer bottles, 5.56 mm casings, unidentified entrails, overturned lawn chairs and empty coolers. You guys are pigs! Hope it all fits in the plague cart. At least no one called the forum police.
Thank you all for making me smile on a day I had dreaded for weeks. I value you all.
I started my new gig as a rookie high school freshman level boy’s coach last night. What a blast. Last Sunday I coached a freshman/sophomore girl’s game (that team is now 6-0 in Spring League) and had a great time. When it was over I realized I had gone over one hour without even thinking about Wayzilla or the D. That was the longest break I had had from it since Thanksgiving until last night. 1-1/2 Hours free of any thoughts of the insanity. Thank you Plan B!
34 Days to go.
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Go COACH!!!
Um, about the poop that was flung at your door; I think Babs tried to see what the fuss was about, but Fox slammed the door in her face. Those babboons are so nasty.
Sorry about he burn on your couch and rug. BC fell asleep with a lit stogie, and I was playing with matches. I'm so sorry about the rug.
Chris, I am so glad that you got 90 minutes of peace.
Now, get this place cleaned up. I'm OUT!!!
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