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MARITAL INTEGRITY FAILURE IMMINENT

YOU HAVE 9 DAYS TO REACH MINIMUM SAFE DISTANCE

Hey Bit,

The timing will all be a bit tricky. We have to get all the marines on board, we must convince Hal 9000 to open the pod bay doors on time and then make sure the Queen Alien does not grab onto the chopper skids on the way out. All this while having to listen to the wayward battle cry, “Resistance is futile.”

It may take a couple of those readily expendable red shirt guys from Star Trek to buy us some time. Maybe BC would volunteer if we leave some Bud Light on the deck.

BC chere....doan do it....mais dem red shirts get killed perty quick yeah. You heard dat ting they say rite in da beginin? "Where No Man Has Gone Before"....well, dey can't "Go"....which means they full of you know what.

Scotty: Keep to the road mon. Stay away from the moors!!
Bones: I'm a doctor, not a resevoir....we all have to GO Jim.

You’re right star*fish. Those red shirt guys get killed pretty quickly. They are so unlucky they even get hit by ricochets. It would take a heavily armed battalion of them just to buy a few seconds.

Maybe we can confuse and stall the waywards by tossing out a bunch of wrapped condoms. It will take them so long to understand what they are and how they work we may get out without a casualty!

“Open the pod bay doors Hal!”

I'm not Dave okay Hal? My name is Thibodeaux and I'm just tryin to figure out how to make a cosmic gumbo. I got the
Borg cube soaking in a pot of Zatarans....I tink is gonna make a good roux. I'm not sure deez bifocals is workin jes rite, but I tink we jus loss another red one!

nutz are you

NRU (nuts R us)

Truth is....we kilt dat borg queen hussie, but after draggin her in space a few days....she got 15 blue point crap on 'er.....we gonna run her again tommorow! Come on Hal! Open dem doors.... or nobody's goan git gumbo!

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blue point crab <nebula> of course....jes the ting for a cosmic gumbo.

Ooooohhhh!!

I got crab boil, 2 box salt, jar a cayenne, onions, corn cobettes, sausage, potats, and a case a Dixie.

We'll run dat hussie till we fill up a champagne basket!

AAAAAAAYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!

Where you from chere? I was born in New Iberia, raised in New Awlins, graduated from L S U....geaux Tigers!! Who Dat? I got the pot and the crab nebulas, I tink you got everything else. Chrisner, git dem pod doors open!

Sorry star*fish, I was posting over at fluffylacythongs thread. What a nice girl.

We're going to need torches for the pod bay doors. Hal’s taking a siesta.

Mai, I was born in Bayou Blue, raised on da Coteau, spent ma chowhood on Papou's shrimp bateau in Pointe-Aux-Chene and ma daddy's peaupierre bateau alover Terrebonne Parish workin da thrier box. I currently stay in Youngsville, work in Abbeville, and check on ma crews in da port of da berry right ware you was born. I tink I pass da bayou land perty good unhh!

I also got a 80quart and 36quart pot, a burna, 5gal propane, saw horses, a sheet a plywood, and newspapa for da peelins.

We gone hav a crab ball and pass a bon temp. Ware you best holy t-chirt and tore up shart pants.



edited fo cajun spel chek.

hunh! didn fine nuttin rong. ha bot dat!

Ya'll make some room now!

I want to be Ripley and kick some alien queen B-hind and then suck some heads! (For u dirty minds out there that's crawfish heads)

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Aw, man, I feel left out...I don't have a cool regional patois...and I'm from TEXAS, mind you...

Family is from Kansas...I was born in TX...dad was in the army so I lived in 4 states before I was 8...settled in west TX after he retired. No accents out there, the TX drawl comes from east TX - west TX is straight midwest English.

Went to college in Boston. Everybody thought I had this awful TX drawl. Came home for Christmas, everybody thought I had this awful Boston twang. Moved to Dallas and got a drawl, moved to Phoenix and lost it.

Married a Canuck and moved to NC. Had some trouble understanding the folks that have been there forever, but my wife can understand them perfectly - turns out that some of the Acadians that got kicked out of Nova Scotia (where she's from) settled in NC. So she grokked the backwoods French-Scottish pronunciation perfectly.

Now we live in SC, cause NC wasn't redneck enough for us <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> The problem is, I hate oysters and shrimp, so I'm in the wrong place <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

My wife swears she hears DS3 speaking French sometimes, which is weird cause to our knowledge he's never heard it.

Hey Chrisner - just got the word last week - kid #2 is going to be a boy, due at the end of October! Everything is fine so far.

Can I bring Starbucks and some smoked salmon? Maybe some steamer clams or a geoduck? (It's pronounced gooey duck-imagine a really, really, really big clam)

That's about all we are known for in the cooler regions of the Pacific Northwest.

Not a problem, we'll put the salmon on the pit and the clams and geoduck in the pot with the crabs.

Welcome to Cajun cooking.

Bit,

Congratulations on the boy! I am glad to hear it is all well. You're starting your own basketball team!


I am origianally from Minnesota. Hot dish and Prarie Home Companion. Discussions about lutfisk can be a real conversation stopper.



Bugs,

Ripley was great but I really liked Private Vasquez in that movie too. Here is a couple ladies who would not sweat through Plan B and would probably deliver an awesome Plan FU. May not be any surviviors.

Here's a look at both!

Well it’s time to go negotiate the end of this mess. I feel like Lee going to Appomattox Court House. And he will be my role model too. Dignified, polite, calm, gracious and poised. The perfect Virginia gentleman. I got a new haircut, new clothes, new shoes, new belt and a new life. I have not had any contact with Wayzilla since court on April 24th. It should be interesting. No BC style Plan FU today. But someday……….

I don’t know why, but I feel something is going on. I have felt that for a few days. DD19 called her at work just to make contact Monday morning. WW told her she was in a meeting and would call her back. As of an hour ago when I spoke to DD, she has not returned that call yet. DD is giving up to try or to care.

- A 12-year old’s style of tantrum to punish DD19? Maybe but that would have to be in combination with the affair.

- The affair burning bright and she is too fogged out to remember or care? The most likely possibility.

- The affair in trouble? Gollum absolutely did not want a divorce. He is losing a lot including his son. I don’t think he was after a new mate; he was enjoying the cheap, easy sex and attention.

- Her/their jobs in jeopardy? Their company has struggled for three years to be profitable. The Corporate headquarters has been losing patience for some time and was freely dropping hints of closure. This is not a matter of IF anymore in my opinion but rather WHEN.

Oh well, I probably will not know any more when this is over today anyway.

Like jim_aka_ken said today, she is a leading lady Oscar nominee for her performance in “Gone for Good”.

I will post tonight if anything interesting happens.

7 Days left.


Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal (1947 - )