WE NEED A PLACE!!!???

That's why I keep getting kicked out of Lowe's.

See, you learn something new everyday.

Isn' that 'place' called ANY place??

Chris- you are sounding so strong and together! Keep it up!

Sorry Wayzilla keeps hurting and disapppinting DD! Ugh! Wanna kick that Alien Queen b-hind for that!!

chrisner, how u b?

New shirt, new shoes....
'cause every girls crazy bout a sharp dressed man'

Hope you are well, chris.

AW, star*fish...wow..I grew up two miles from BC! nice to see another [censored] around here!

Hi Chris...good to see you are doing ?well?... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Thanks again for the other day!

Yes, Rin is also a Coteau wolfe. I think we were the wolves. Do you remember Rin?

I also played baseball for the Coteau Bears. Yes, we were Black, White, and Yellow. No, I was not the Kelly Lee of the team. I did have a three wheeler though.

Yep, we were! But i remember a wierd purple/red color with the wolfe on it!

Part 1: The Meeting

The asset division meeting for the proposed settlement was pretty routine for the first half hour or so. She asked for a few things still at the house (small freezer, 50 gallon aquarium, some of the plants) and that was not a problem. No biggie on the splitting of the accounts and investments. Then we got to the “Oh, one last thing”, moment. She wanted $400 per month for 48 months as maintenance. I was disappointed in this but not totally surprised and I was totally prepared.

BS to WS: Why?

WS to BS: Things are very, very shaky at the company now.

BS to WS: That’s not my problem.

BS to WS A: Maintenance is not intended to hedge future uncertain maybes. If I lose my job will she pay me $400 per month? If she does not lose her job do I get back the money with interest?

WS A to BS: Blah Blah Bad things to you Blah Blah Old Marriage Blah Blah 12 Years could ask!! Blah Blah.

BS to Morons: No. Won’t happen.

WS A to BS: $400 for 24 months.

BS to Morons: No. I hope you have a better plan.

Morons to BS: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

BS to Morons: How about this plan; I take her brand new car and payment debt, she gets the paid off POS? I just so happen to know that between the car payment and insurance, this will relieve poor WW of $417.00 per month. A perfect solution! What’s the next item?

WW to BS: NO!!

WW and A leave room to discuss. WW and A return.

WW A to BS: We drop our request for maintenance.

Mr Burns: “Exxxxxxxcellent”

Meeting adjourned.

If the final proposal looks good it will be submitted to court and finalized next Wednesday, June 13th.

Coming Soon Part 2: DD19’s apartment in Fort Collins is burglarized and vandalized. Chrisner launches 1 hour Plan FU over phone to Wayzilla.

wow

HE11 YEAH!!!

It's been an hour. WHERE IS PART TWO?!?

I am working on it as fast as I can. I am doing the laundry too. This one may take a little careful editing.

not too careful I hope

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Part 2: DD19’s apartment in Fort Collins is burglarized and vandalized. Chrisner launches 1 hour Plan FU over phone to Wayzilla.



DD19 went out with friends and late in the evening gets a call from her roommate that their apartment has been ransacked and burglarized. She lost her laptop, digital camera, clothing, jewelry and some more stuff. Things were busted up pretty good all over. She is crushed. Her friends stayed with her through the police report and helped clean up. She would not stay there overnight and her friends brought her home. She did not get here until 2:00 AM. Arrrggg.

At 11:00 PM I get a call. Thinking it is DD19 I answer it. It is Wayzilla.

We talk for a few minutes about DD19 and are glad she is safe. The laptop has some of our financial data in it too so we discuss getting with the bank in the morning to secure everything. Then Wayzilla makes a comment about how she feels I am estranging her daughter from her and that DD19 needs to make a better effort to see her and respond to her. To He!! With Robert E Lee.

It was then that seven months of pain and betrayal that had been building as this hideous poison in me exploded. I charged into what I thought would be hand to hand combat with nuclear weapons. Following a rolling screen of F-Bombs I attacked. I can not believe she did not hang up. Every point was punctuated with “AND YOU CHOSE THIS!” “YOU CAUSED THIS!” “YOU DID THIS!”

Pissed Chrisisms:

DD19 does not need a 45 year old girl friend to hang out at tattoo parlors to get Tramp Stamps with. She needs her Mom! AND YOU’RE NOT QUALIFIED.

When DD19 was failing most of her classis with only a few weeks left in the semester BECAUSE OF YOUR SELFISH THOUGHTLESS BU!!$HIT BETRAYALS who was the surviving parent studying with her every night to fix it? YOU’RE NOT QUALIFIED!

F-BOMB.

I want to know if you look in a mirror and think about all the people you have hurt to their core DD19, OMDS2, OMW, DO YOU ADMIRE WHAT YOU SEE? YOU DESTROYED TWO MARRIGES. WITHOUT REMORSE YOU COMITTED A 2-YEAR OLD BOY INTO A BROKEN FAMILY! YOU DID THIS!

F-BOMB.

Wayzilla - “I did not leave DD19.”

F-BOMB.

Then when she talks about you why does she say MOM LEFT US! YOU DESTROYED HER FAMILY! YOU DESTROYED EVERYTHING SHE EVER BELIEVED WAS HER FUTURE. YOU DID THIS! YOU CHOSE THIS!

EVERY CALL YOU MADE TO HIM, EVERY LOVE NOTE EMAIL, EVERY LIE ABOUT WHERE YOU WERE AND WHAT YOU WERE DOING WAS AS MUCH A BETRAYAL TO HER AS ME. YOU USED HER AND LIED TO HER.

REMEMBER OUR THREE GOLDEN RULES AS A FAMILY WHEN SHE WAS LITTLE? WE DON’T LIE, CHEAT, OR STEAL? HOW CAN YOU! YOU DID ALL THREE, HUNDREDS OF TIMES TO BOTH OF US.

YOUR EXAMPLE AS A PARENT THAT YOU GAVE HER ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS AND THAT INFIDELITY IS A PROPER CHOICE MAKES ME SICK.

YOU HAVE NEVER SHOWN A SECOND OF REMORSE TO HER FOR WHAT YOU DID TO HER. UNTIL YOU CAN EVER OWN UP TO YOUR RESPONSIBILITY AND GIVE HER A SINCERE, GENUINE AND HEARTFELT APOLOGY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO HER YOU WILL NEVER BEGIN TO HEAL YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR DAUGHTER.

This and much, much more for one hour.

Finally:

Have you yet apologized to OMW and OMDS2 for what you did to them? Although it is true if you had not been his 3rd affair in their marriage and the last one OMW would tolerate he would have destroyed his marriage with another woman eventually anyway. BUT IT WAS YOU.

Wayzilla – quiet.

Oh, I bet he never mentioned his other affairs to you did he? Yeah, you were number 3. Maybe number 4.

Wayzilla – dead quiet.

And then the phone battery died.

Coming Soon Part 3: Wayzilla tears and Chrisners finest 2-hours of Plan A

wayzilla tears .... self pity no doubt

[email]D@MN![/email] The best I could do was a trembling lip.

and you inspired Pep's latest sig

You one uping SOB!

Heck of a day, Chris. Still waiting to hear whether you're okay or not.

HI Chris, just wanted to let you know that I'm thinking about you and hoping that you are well, getting to a good place...


(((((CHris)))))

Oh man! The marines are left dangling and Chris' dangling participle!

(pacing)

(popcorn)

(beanbag chair) I'm gonna get comfy and wait for this one!

Oh man! The marines are left dangling on Chris' dangling participle!



(pacing)



(popcorn)



(beanbag chair) I'm gonna get comfy and wait for this one!