The killer rabbits got SL!

RUNAWAY! RUNAWAY!

So I found some footage SD shot of the amigos's hangin out at Chris's place.

Thought I'd share it with the forum

I was trying to tell them about my trip to the circus

SL's a real smart a$$

Chris,

Just stopped in for a quick burger and a beverage. Since the beanbag is taken, I'll kick back for a second on the chaise lounge!

So glad you're hanging around. It blesses us all!

The Inquisition? I immediately think History of the World w/Mel Brooks singing that song!

Now it is stuck in my head!!!

Better get back to work,,humming that tune to myself! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Chris:
I thought of you on Father's Day, so a belated salute to you! I'm sure it had special meaning to both you and your daughter this year. I'm thinking maybe a little bittersweet?

Definitely Father of the Year material...

(hee, hee...the FOTY award....)

Glad you haven't left all permanent-like. We need a conductor on the D-line. You up for the job?

Sis

The Inquistion (Let’s Begin)
The Inquisition (Look out sin)
We have a mission
To convert the Jew (Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew)
We’re gonna teach them (Wrong from right)
We’re gonna help them (See the light)
And make an offer that they can’t refuse.
(That the Jews just can’t refuse)

Confess…Don’t be boring
Say yes… Don’t be dull
A fact… You’re ignoring
It’s better to lose your skullcap than your skull (Or your gavalt)

The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know you’re wishing that we’d go away
But the inquisition’s here and it’s here to stay

The inquisition (Oh boy)
The inquisition (What joy)
The inquisition (Oi oi)

I was sitting in a chapel I was minding my own business
I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass
Then these papus person’s plungered
And they throw me in a dungeon
And they shoved a red hot poker up my [censored]
Is that considerate?
Is that polite?
And not a tube of preparation H in sight.

I’m sittin’ flickin’ chickens
And was lookin’ thru the thickens
When suddenly these guys break down the walls
I didn’t even know them
And they grabbed me by the scrotum
And they started playing Ping Pong with my balls
Oy the agony
Oy the Shame
To make my privates public for a game

The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know you’re wishing that we’d go away
But the inquisition’s here and it’s here to…

Hey Torquemada
What do you say

I just got back from the auto-da-fé ,
auto-da-fé What’s the auto-da-fé?
It’s what you oughtn’t to do but you do anyway.

Skit scat doodlebac doodle be bay

Will you convert….NO NO NO NO
Will you confess….NO NO NO NO
Will you revert….NO NO NO NO
Will you say YES….NO NO NO NO

Now I asked in a nice way
I said pretty please
I bent their ears
Now I’ll work on the knees

Hey Torquemada
Walk this way
We got a new game you might want to play
Pull this handle, try your luck
Who knows Torque, You might win a buck (All right)

Put it in the car
In the car In the car

How we doing. Any converts today?
Not a one Nay Nay Nay
We’ve flattened their fingers
We’ve branded their buns
Nothing is working
SEND IN THE NUNS

The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know you’re wishing that we’d go away
So come on all you heathens and you Jews
We got some good news for all of yous
You’d better change your point of views today
Cause the inquisitions here and it’s here to say.


<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> Mama Bee can BOOGIE!

SIS!!!

I thought of you on Father’s Day! You and all the Bee women and A women and Dee women who have stepped up to be both parents over the last year or two! You are all my heroes!!

Conductor of the D-Line? That’s cool since I was drummed out as the Quartermaster/Master Sergeant of the Killer Bees. Yes, I was the first of our graduating class out, and will probably not not be the last. But, we are all better people for what has been handed to us. We fought and continue to fight on the side of what is good and right. There is no shame here!! And all who are still married, or still believe, you need to keep fighting as long as there is still a chance.

I would love to be Tom Hanks like the conductor in Polar Express. Awesome Family Movie!! On the other hand, I can see me as Tom Hanks as the coach in A League of Their Own, yelling at the girls, “There’s is no crying in basketball!!” (baseball!!) even more clearly.

Sis, you are my hero. You and all the women here at MB who believe to their very core in their family, their dignity and their marriage vows. Regardless of how it turns out you are all heroes!.

LMAO...

Cool, I'm considered a hero...

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

I love the Jimmy Dugan character.

Did you ever know that you're my heroooooo,.....

and BC, yes, the killer rabbits did get me, but I'm only mostly dead.

That's right- there is NO crying in baseball!!

CJ - I can't believe you found all the words to that song! Now I will Never get it out of my head! Thx for that! LOL!

Just a flesh wound SL?

Alright, somebody had to do it

There's No Crying in Baseball

I made this comment a while back and I don't think anybody got it. So here's where it came from

I FAAARRRTT In Your General Direction

uh, i guess i'm slow...i still didn't get it!

DOH!

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

BC:

There's no crying in baseball?

I like how Rosie took over at the end, after Tom Hanks was thrown out.....

Since Chris has been sent to the Killer Bee's sideline, (although he will do well as the D-Line conductor. Next Stop: Wayzilla Crater!)

Who will step sharply into his place?

HHHMMMM???

Please Sign Here....

LG

With all this baseball talk, I gotta slide in here.

Coach C may be on the sidelines temporarily. But have you heard of player/coaches?

My H's mentor and his wife were re-married after 2 years of being divorced.

So here's my little a ray of sunshine as summer approaches. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> I wouldn't hold my breath, Chrisner, and neither did H's mentor's wife.....but her H's fog suddenly lifted during an inadvertant 'family' outing and they remarried.....and have now been together over 35 more years.

It could happen..... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Ace

Alrighty then....looks like there's a few seats left. Hmmmmm...I think I'll settle myself in the comfy leather recliner. Pass the bourbon, please, chris.

(cough, cough, sputter, gag <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />) okay, maybe I'll have a wine cooler instead. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

Ace, thanks for that story. I'm a firm believer that reconciliation can happen after D if both parties are willing. WOW! Another 35 years? That is truly amazing.

Sometimes things move so quickly there just isn't time for their addiction to be dealt with before a D is final. Sometimes the D is what helps a light shine through the fog. Reality hits like a ton of bricks. I think my WH believes that after the D is over, his life will be, "poof" all better, and that he and I will be "friends", all the anger, frustration, and guilt will magically disappear and he will be able to have contact with me again.

I plan on being in Plan B as long as it takes for he and Bab's to dissolve (or she melts like the wicked witch of the west that she is). I'm not sure I'll be leaning towards reconciliation at that point, just better able to tolerate him and be willing to hear what he has to say.

Anyhoo......I will soon be on the bench with chrisner. T-6 days for me. Bab's D isn't even on the books yet! I'm pretty confident that WH and Bab's will be done by the time her D becomes final. They think it was tough with us, wait until they don't have anyone at all to reinforce how great they think they are...and then they will face what they've lost and realize they are responsible for it.

Almost feel sorry for them......almost. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> Is it bad that I wanna see them cry? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

Fox

Yep,

When Wayzilla was running off with half the money from the banks last week her last words to me were, "I don't want you totally out of my life. I want to know how you are and what you are up to."

My mouth fell open and I started to think about woodchippers again.

Nope. When I get these last few paperwork items and the refinance out of the way she will get hit with the "Jimmy Hoffa Plan B".

And you will be convenient co-parents and drop by each other's houses and everything will be roses. Pretty typical WS thinking.

Some people do this (my neighbor says her XH is her best friend), but it sounds weird to me as well as threatening to any future relationship with a different person.

LMAO...



LMAOLMAOLMAO...


Can you please pass the manuel over and another drink? I have some studing to do!

:::laying out the camo:::

Let's not forget that there are other fishies in the sea, my friends. Fishies that don't go swimming with other fishies when they are devoted to one fishy. You've got the tools to not have this as a part of your life anymore.

So, in conclusion, go swim with the fishes.

Oh, [email]cr@pola[/email], that means you're dead. So that analogy just isn't going to work. Anyhoo, imagine what it would be like to fall in love all over again; that's my goal, and if PWC were not home, and I got D'd, eventually, that would be a goal for me at the right time. I would settle for no less, ever again, than a good woman deserves.

So, Chris, do you have to hang out at Giant's Stadium in order to do this "Jimmy Hoffa Plan B"?

About WZ, typical reaction to not really wanting to let go, isn't it, that whole "I still want to know you" bit. Well, looks like she ain't gonna have much of a choice but to either chase you down, or let go. I don't think she's gonna like the latter choice. Nope, nuh-uh, not gonna like it.

Oh, and if there are liquid refreshments, I'd like a cider, please!

Just wait until she's alone on Thanksgiving and Christmas while your daughter celebrates the holidays with you. She'll never know what hit her. This single life will be MUCH worse than her married life. She'll be back. The question is whether or not you'll still want her.

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