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Get Mannschaft Sniped by a Schwimmen Fräulein Freud was a German (well an Austrian but close enough). The Germans at Pearl Harbor "Nothin' is over until we decide it is!"
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Jimmy Hoffa Witness Protection Plan B from the Dark Side of Pluto Okay, that sounds like an Ed Wood movie. What If Ed Wood Had Made Star Wars?
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Get Mannschaft Sniped by a Schwimmen Fräulein You want a vasectomy done by a swimming girl? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
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Meggy's right BC. It's a pretty fine line between sniped and snipped. And I don't see anyone getting in line for a sniper vasectomy.
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Gotta admit that it'd be over and done with quick! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
WTF
*** Warning *** Make sure brain is engaged before shifting mouth out of Neutral.
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<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> (can't quit grinning)
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In a sense now, I am homeless. For the home, the place of refuge, solitude, love-where my husband lived-no longer exists. Joyce Carolyn Oates, A Widow's Story
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it's a case of schmall schmeckel....ehhhhhh?
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Oh, good lord, you'll have to excuse my language, i have just come from happy hour ( or happy night) and take no responsiblity fri wgat ne ttoe ( for what I type ) hiccup---bubbles ...
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Joyous News From Infidel Hotel!
For those who do not know the story, Idiot ex-BIL was having his own affair when he and Wayzilla “reconnected” about 4 months before D-Day. He was very supportive for Wayzilla to take her EA to the next level “for her happiness”.
At that time he was already divorced and living in his Mother’s basement at Infidel Hotel for free as virtually all his money goes out as maintenance and child support. You can’t put a price tag on happiness!
Back in April at the infamous “Meet the New Family” barbecue that DD19 attended with her best friend it was announced that BIL had gone legit. He had “dumped” (yep, right at the 2-year mark) his affair partner as she seemed somehow reluctant to leave her successful husband for a penniless moron living in his Mother’s basement. What was she thinking?
He had found a divorced woman (living in a real house!!) who has a DD12 described by both DD19 and her friend as of questionable morality and attire (read as total slut). This advanced developed 12 year old girl shows up to a cold April barbecue wearing a micro-mini skirt and midriff top. DD19 said she wore less makeup than this kid when she went to prom.
DD got the joyous news last weekend that I-BIL is getting married in September! I bet his 3-boys (D8, D15, D17) are thrilled! Guess who the Maid of Honor (BWAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAA MAID OF HONOR!!!) is going to be? WAY-Z!!
My boss said, “Wow a man of limited moral character and a sluttish 12 year old girl! Whatever could go wrong?”
Whatever indeed. That is genuinely scary.
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Oh man, chris! "maid of honor" - I'm just going to zip my lip. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Hey Fox,
I went to his first wedding 18-19 years ago. It was a Hawaiian theme (sorry Orchid!). I only survived the embarrassment due to the surreal camp of it all. I won't be running to the mail box looking for my invitation this time!
Maybe they could do a Rocky Horror Picture Show theme for this one.
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How about a 'Hairspray' theme. I do so love John Waters' stuff...
The groom can cross dress in this theme!
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I don't know silent; Hairspray seems a little to happy and well adjusted for this crowd. I think maybe an "I Claudius" theme may be more fitting. Dark, dysfunctional, lots of beheadings and tons of their most favorite pastime; Audultery!! Augustus Gets Pissed!
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I can think of a better name than "maid of honor" <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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BC!!!!
I was starting to think you went to the hunting camp and got too close to the gators!
What's happening Cajun? I ate all my red beans so I have to put an order in with Blue Runner. My next door neighbor (the little school teacher) wants a couple cans too. It goes great with keilbasa!
You need to come back so we can do a "Wedding Crashers" on Idiot Moron Slimeball Squeege ex-BILs big day.
Great to hear from you!
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"You know you make me wanna SHOUT...Throw your hands up and SHOUT, come on now, SHOUT!"
BC and Chrisner pickin up on the ladies....
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ROFLMAO.
I just saw that whole montage in my head.
Happiness is not having what you want, it's wanting what you have.
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Sorry I haven't been around
I've barely had enough time to lurk, much less post.
We get like this every summer
One of these days I'm gonna sit down and knock out another Chapter of me and Chris's tour.
Also, if there's a keg, I don't really care who's gettin married.
SO LETS CRASH THE [email]D@MN[/email] THING!!
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I am picturing BC and Chris singing 'I've Got Friends in Low Places' on the mic and then doing the Macarana!
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