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I didn't have one for WH. But once I saw a photo of the OW and her H, taken before they were married, I realized that she had gotten a boob job. A real serious boob job. Which explained how such a stick figure of a woman could have a C cup with cleavage and sideways spillover. I named her "Little Miss Dow Corning" in honor of the folks who manufacture the plastic baggies. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
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I named her "Little Miss Dow Corning" in honor of the folks who manufacture the plastic baggies. Do they have a pageant every year? ...." And now the crowning ceremony for Little Miss Dow Corning, 2007"... The Hooters Girls would clean up... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Divorced April 2009
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OM #3 or 4, I forget, was given the name "Mr. Taster" - after I posted the text from one of their emails here. STILL ROTFLMAO!!!!!! I do not remember who coined it - maybe Gimble. Wow that was funny!
#2 or 3 (I forget) was F-buddy....
Funny, sad, thread.
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D: March 2006 (xw - multiple a's)
I have found a NEW REASON!!!!
A Treasure!!
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LOL, I get ya... I referred to myself in the third person as that Psycho Alien B!tch myself, but didn't think that made a good screen name.
Me, 43, 2 online EA's 2006
DH, 45, 2DDs, 16 & 9
Married 23 years.
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Personally I like the nicknames that allow the WS to come home!
They are just a little less harsh if the WS tried to come home!
Like PWC, SCQ, Wayzilla, BDS, ...LousyGolfer!
BTW...not that I want the BDS to come home now!!!
BW 35 (Me)
WH 35
DS 11, DS 10, DD 10, DS 5, DS 3
Married 1994
Dday 7-9-06
Plan B started 12-24-06
Psalm 62:5 My soul wait only upon God and silently submit to Him; for my hope and expectation are from Him.
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... that would be great, silentlucidity. Talents: Nail polishing, cell phoning to other women's husbands, bending over backwards to avoid saying "no". Hobbies: wearing scanty clothes to show off backside and cleavage, reading "Emily Post" Usually found: Helping her kids avoid consequences of their actions, as in Writing "sick note" so child can get in an extra day of study for big test. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> Best friend: My husband. Sorry, I'm still very bitter sometimes. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />
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I mainly refer to WH as "The Jerk", but on my cell phone @ss is displayed when he calls.
I get the major portion of his salary because I have all of the bills and his mess that he neglected to clean up, but I do have to send him a check every couple of weeks so that he has a portion of his salary. On the checks in the memo line, I have always written "M. H. A." He finally asked me a couple of weeks ago what the initials stood for. I told him it's my biweekly dues to the "Missouri Homewreckers Association". I let him chew on that one for a bit...
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