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Here it is!!!!! So, help me out!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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DS 11, DS 10, DD 10, DS 5, DS 3
Married 1994
Dday 7-9-06
Plan B started 12-24-06
Psalm 62:5 My soul wait only upon God and silently submit to Him; for my hope and expectation are from Him.
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Whippeddklsspuppy,
I got whipped, I got puppy, What does dkls mean?
hmmmmmmm, hmmmmmmmm
anyone? anyone?
Is your puppy neutered by chance?
BS 33 EXWW 35 DS 5
OM1 9/06 - 03/07
OM2 04/07 - present
Divorced May 8, 2008
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WDP,
I am sorry you’re here (not as sorry as you’re gonna be) but you came to the right place.
To help we will need more information.
What model woodchipper do you have?
Is gas pony motor drive or tractor PTO?
What size limbs can it handle?
Do you have an industrial sized freezer?
Have you even thought to read the manual before you started posting? Can you read?
You need a Plan Man!!
Understand that there can be NO CONTACT with the woodchipper if you have had contact with the Bud Light.
SDguy can help with the Sippy Cups and detergent but I have heard that Sippy Cups should not be cleaned in autoclaves.
Have you been checked for DTR’s (detergent transmitted rashes)?
Testosterone boys! Testosterone! It ain’t just for nose, ear and back hair anymore!
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WDP, Chrisner gives good advice. He is a pro around here. I know you may be tempted to have contact with chipper while in contact with ght, b/c it's a FRICKIN BLAST!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />, so just to be safe, please lock up your pets and nail down your furniture before you begin said contact. It COULD get expensive and tragic, although it's a FRICKIN BLAST!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> There's this 3 legged cat running around my nieghborhood, the most amazing thing I've EVER seen, that cat's the definition of "NEVER GIVE UP!" <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> The frog didn't fair as well. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> Rest in Peace Chippy, Rest in Peace
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OM1 9/06 - 03/07
OM2 04/07 - present
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You got whipped? I didn't figure you for that kind of stuff.
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You'll find out soon enough
BS 33 EXWW 35 DS 5
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OM2 04/07 - present
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I have the freezer...it was the first thing I did after coming here. I knew it would be important for my healing.
It is all just so overwhelming, I am so confused. The wood chipper is so big!
I don't know what order I should be performing these plans, what is the most important, is it the sippy cup or the laundry. But then I think maybe the woodchipper should be my first concern.
I fear I may have already been exposed to DTR's, I am awaiting the results now...
Wait my phone is ringing...The doctor says I'm okay, but in the future I should seek out advice from SCQ before washing anything...
BW 35 (Me)
WH 35
DS 11, DS 10, DD 10, DS 5, DS 3
Married 1994
Dday 7-9-06
Plan B started 12-24-06
Psalm 62:5 My soul wait only upon God and silently submit to Him; for my hope and expectation are from Him.
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WDP,
Get a second opinion and do not wear any clothes until the results of your collaborating DTR test comes back!
Jim may be coming along any time now and he will be recommending exposure. In this case I don't think you should expose yourself to the chipper. It's been done before with tragic results. Besides you're naked.
Calm down and breath. Here is where the Bud Lights might help.
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The frog didn't fair as well. Did you freeze it first?
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huh? what?.....wasn't paying attention
thinkin about the naked lady drinkin a beer. SWEET!
Oh, the frog, yes, the frog
uhh...see, the thing is, if you freeze em there's no chance of escape, which is part of the fun.
Please refer to cat story above.
now back to the naked lady drinkin beer.
BS 33 EXWW 35 DS 5
OM1 9/06 - 03/07
OM2 04/07 - present
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WDP,
Are you out there? I hope we did not scare her away BC.
It's tough to post while naked.
We may need Pep's help.
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I currently have a DTR, as a result of not heeding the SCQ's strict instructions. Now, as to posting while naked, I would suggest a towel. However, if you decide to use the towel, do not sit within 10 feet of the woodchipper (as per instructions in the woodchipper manual, pg.9, paragraph 4) as you could lose some important appendages this way. I got whipped, I got puppy ...and as for BC, it's the puppy that I'm concerned about...
Me-BS-38
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So glad I stopped by here during my airport delay.
Such Detailed Inportant Information. I had started to place an order for a woodchipper, but put on hold to first become better educated.
Here I thought operating it in the buff would be a Good Idea for easy clean up after using said chipper!?!
WOW! So appreciative WDP for starting this great thread!
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"You Can't Fix Stupid" - My Mom
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Hey Bugs, you can't fool me. You did not come here for woodchippers, gas grills or Sippy Cups, you heard about BC and the whips. That cleanup thought is very Lizzie Borden! Creepy
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BC and His Whips This will get the ladies excited
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Hi, sorry I haven't been around the past few days, I've been trying to figure out that darn gas grill... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> The first day I just looked at it! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> The second day, I just looked at it! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> Today, I may turn a knob and press that button thingy! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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It all makes sense now! The sippy cup is for the Bud Light. The reason it is in there is because you just took it out of the freezer (has to be COLD) And when you are about to turn on that noisy chipper in the nude you don't want that big coming on sound to startle you into spilling the beer in your lap which....gentlemen....causes shrinkage.
The laundry detergent is over at BC's where a naked beer drinkin lady is doing is laundry.
so there yall go!
BS Me 48
WH 45
Married 7-10-04
DDay 6-1-07
DS13 (my star, his step)
3 cats (short hairy family)
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Hi, sorry I haven't been around the past few days, I've been trying to figure out that darn gas grill... again, not something you want to do naked.<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> don't learn all this stuff the hard way like I did <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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and press that button thingy! Wrong forum Rin! which....gentlemen....causes shrinkage. Who are you so wise in the ways of phallus de-enhancement?
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Just my luck wrong place, wrong time! Is that an after the kids go to bed button? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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