Or, "I'm kissing God-Made-Flesh's boo-boo."

How about holding the little hands that created her?

Dayam, I've been hanging out with the wrong crowd. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

You mean you missed The Sad Saga of OtherSusan the Stupid? My FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally, someone I can talk to without blushing. And if you don't know about Neak and bathroom appliances, she can do the same. Neaksis' problem was the sexual activity, post-molestation of her adopted kids, so there was no real personal humiliation involved, but the rest of us let it all hang out. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

So, let me introduce myself. I'm OtherSusan the Formerly Stupid. As far as you know, I have had no dirty laundry in my whole life, not ever. I'm sure you are absolutely correct in this opinion. On what bland topic would you like to converse? In a fascinating way, of course! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

t&l

Oh. See?

I just got teary.

Well quite frankly, OSFTS, or T&L...whomever you are, I have to tell you that...why yes, I did indeed miss most of what you are talking about, because, well because I found myself just a little bit miffed that you all still have the sisters, and mom thing intact. But I have to tell you that I am so past that now. Now I can read and enjoy all the dirty and embarassing laundry that happens when family members get together in public and start yapping. Yes, I can. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

You guys remind me of the girls in the movie "Something to Talk About". Have you seen it? I know everybody around here can't stand Julia Roberts, but this is an older movie and well worth the watch.

Grace goes looking for her WH in downtown Savannah (the reason I watched the movie in the first place, because of where it was filmed)in her PJ's and finds him and his OW in a bar. Now that brought back some of my own personal memories, the wearing the PJ's to the bar and making a memorable scene part.

Then her sister knees the WH in the groin the first time he comes by to talk.

Then Grace stands up in the middle of her chair committee meeting for the cookbook the town ladies are writing and asks "if anyone among you has been effing my husband, please raise your hands", and when no one did she started telling everyone who their WH had been messing around with.

Then her aunt gives her a recipe to make for a very special dinner she was making when he wanted to come over to talk...landed him n the emergency room. LOL

Are you sure it wasn't about you all? I do wonder. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

It did have a happy ending. It is one of my favorite movies.

Kimmy, my sis had the neatest idea for some of our upcoming programs. This particular program will be about the crucifixion, and we have picked 5 people (Mary included - your thoughts inspired me!) who were there, or likely there.

We will write a short first-person script for each one, and put songs in between. It will be so neat!!!

Weaver, I hereby make you an honorary family member. I have never seen that movie, but the preview looked funny, in a billboard-style exposing sort of way. It's a relief to know it had a happy ending. (Serial cheater in the ER? It could end right there and be a happy ending. (Bad Neak!) )

Weaver--Welcome to the family. Be a sister. Kimmy already is, and she's survived so far. We 3 adult females are a very tight group, I'll have to admit. And after I have the decency to kick off, and free up all my life insurance money that nobody can touch because the women in this family live to be ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold, I have confidence that the sisters will continue to prop each other up (which isn't to say that some extra, say adopted propping wouldn't be welcome! An infidelity site can't possibly be life's best method of making friends; however, I'll have to admit that we've made some very nice and lasting ones here, and would be happy to have you be one of them, too. And your post made me laugh out loud. Something about the pajamas and the bar, I guess.

t&l

>continue to prop each other up

Instead of "lean tos" we're "lean ons."

It's not onerous to be a sister...and vegan food rocks!

- Kimmy

PS - and yes, it IS all about the food in my world.

Alrighty then, I'm in. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

See you somewhere in the middle of gray's campfire and t&l's list of fem hyg products!

Cool, Weaver, and a good place to join, too, since all the embarrassing stuff was at the beginning, and I'm all past that now!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

t&l

Fantastic! As I have no desire to view your dirty laundry, although I'm sure it would entertain me to no end.

You're just running out of people to talk to aren't you? Awe yes, I get it. The rest of the crowd read the beginning, didn't they? Now you gotta find some new fish, eh?

No matter, I'm still in. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

It certainly seemed to entertain a lot of people at the time, although only a few maintained their interest once I quit dancing naked, except for a few scraps of pain and a shred or two of scarlet emotion--clutched strategically, on table tops for their amusement. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Turned out the "real" me was duller than I thought! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> And I don't mean to carp, but I don't really consider you a new fish. Perhaps someone with whom I might find my thoughts in tuna, who will enjoy our little grouper. Even though we're packed in like sardines, there's always room for someone else on the net. Say, you don't sing bass, do you? We could have a whale of a time if you do, although I'll be having surgery in a few weeks and the sturgeon will be putting me out of commission briefly. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> I was trying to figure out a way to use humuhumunukunukuapuaa (a little Hawaiian fish), and my brain exploded. Back later. I have to clean up the keyboard and the screen. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

t&l

Weaver: now that you're my new sister, there is something you need to know. If you let Mom borrow your car, she always brings it back full of gas.

Mom, thanks for borrowing my car. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Such puns! Humuhumunukunukuapuaa is easy, though. It makes a great children's story.

Who moo? (Picture of a cow.)
Who moo?

New coo! (Picture of a baby pigeon.)
New coo!

A pua'a! (Picture of a pig - pua'a is Hawaiian for pig.)

And there you have it.

Neak, you're too clever for your own good! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> And the reason I took your car was because I knew it needed gas, that you wouldn't let me buy any if I suggested it, but you were too sick to notice what anybody else was doing... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Honestly, it shouldn't be THAT much work to help somebody out! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

Thank you for your timely illness.

t&l

I may need to go fishing for some gnu friends. Y'all are squirrely.

Holy mackerel, t&l, that was dolphineous!

Neak, I am going on a trip this weekend, and I do need a fuel up, so thanks for the heads up on your mom, the gas lady.

Well, the girl that works for me just informed me that the last two days while she was off, absolutely nothing got done. And it's true, I've been a slacker. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> The office is in chaos...so it's back to work for old weaver today.

Weaver, I hope you have a nice trip this weekend. I'm afraid that gas that I have is too far away from you to have any effect, powerful though I have heard that it is.

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> Oh. You meant fuel. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> Never mind.

t&l