SIL,

This may be where you got PWCs nick name. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only
takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on
to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,
you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a
lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new
name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the
subject box and >forward it to friends and family and co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person
who sent it to you, so they know you participated.


And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now
known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's
book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants,
by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume
new names...



So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle



3. Use the third letter of your last name to
determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
Fluffy Chucklefanny.

SL, you must have been reading my mind. Geezzzzz I just posted on my thread then came here...just what I needed to hear. Not easy to accept but wise words. Downer day for me and you put a positive spin on a bad world. (((thanks)))

YOOOOOOUR WELCOME!

I'm feeling positive these days. It's a really tough time, lordy do I know, but it's also a time of great POTENTIAL. I do still feel sad, and I recognize when the anger is coming to make it's rounds, but I'm learning to put it in it's proper perspective. I can't BLAME PWC all of the time, for everything. When something he does bothers me, I'll tell him, without delay, without malice. A new way of dealing has dawned on me, and I'm using it to my advantage. I am an opportunist.

I FINALLY had my neurosurgery consult regarding my neck issues. I have a myelogram (contrast dye in spine with CT scan) scheduled for next Tuesday, to rule out some sort of vascular problem that the doc suspects due to some results on the MRI. He did mention surgery, due to the 'bruising' he believes he sees on the spinal cord. He was also concerned about injury that could lead to paralysis.

It's really interesting stuff, looking at the MRI's, talking to the docs about the condition, learning about what's going on inside me. I actually feel better KNOWING what is happening.

I found the dress for my Christmas party, now am on the hunt for the right shoe. The dress is an A-line, pewter color, with beading at the neckline (trapeze style dress), so I'm thinking of an ORANGE shoe, since the pewter is considered a neutral. I think it'll look KEWL.

mvg, honey bunches, hang in there. It's getting better every day; it's just so hard to tell when you don't step back. No matter what happens, you'll figure it out, in time.

Hi SL. You sound good and seem to have made some huge strides these past three weeks. I hope all goes well in your tests.

So it looks like my new IRL name would be Funky Chickentush.

It may take me a while to get my arms around that.

DD19.969 would be Crusty Chickentush. I probably should not share that with her.

Hi SL- no advice, seems you're doing good takin' it slow, slow, slow.

More later from Boobie Gizzardhump - LOL

I think DD would agree that ya'll should probably trade names Sir Connery.

Sorry I missed out on the bud light fun, but I was having fun with bud light and fire IRL. I almost burned down Pineville, La this weekend. Thank God I had to pee. This moving on stuff is very time consuming. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Goober BubbleLips signing in, too.

Hi, to all!

Fox

Dorfus Gizzardbrains! Not very girly, I have to say.

Thanks SC, for posting that. The list I had was very similar to that one. I guess it's going around.

I have seen other ones too that are very similar. I find them pretty funny. Me and my kids always talk backwards which is pretty funny too.

Sincerely Dorfus Chickendunkin LOL <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Ok, now I'm beginning to feel the stress from today's happenings. Feeling very MORTAL today, very human, afraid. So, I have decided that I will not be cooking or cleaning this evening. I am going home, and taking it easy. I am going to watch a movie, play with my kid, laugh, relax.

It just kind of suddenly hit me, after lunch. So, Dorfus Gizzardbrains is going to take it easy. I'm going to take good care of me tonight.

Funny, I got that email earlier today and mine's:

Sloppy Picklebutt!!!!

BLAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!

Silent:

What's up with this:

"Ok, now I'm beginning to feel the stress from today's happenings."

?????

Yes, pamper yourself.

No need to over extend.

It would be great when PWC decides to scrub your back some.

You never know. Let him talk tonight.

LG

Oh, LG, I was just referring to my consult with the doc, and how it drives reality home each time I see the neurologist, or have more testing. I'm flawed, fractured, and can't do it all. Bummer.

No matter what, I'm blessed with such a wonderful kid, I know I'll get a smile and laugh or two this evening, not to mention unsolicited hugs and kisses. He is a very affectionate boy. I will HUG myself by caring for myself.

I'm late with this but came up with Tootsie Chickendunkin. Still, I'll see you at the reunion.

SL, take care of yourself. Is the hot tub shut down for the year? Is it chilly enough outside to make a soak awesome?

The topside controller on the hot tub is having issues such that I cannot set the temp above 96 degrees F. It's not even as hot as my bath water. It's also not very enjoyable. I'm looking for a replacment, but they do cost money, which is in low supply these days. It's either clean the dogs nasty teeth and get his immunizations or get the topside controller. With the smell of my dogs breath, it's taking precendence right now.

It's pretty cold right now (low 30s); mostly blustery. Very gusty winds, ~50mph here and there. Feels like winter! I always enjoy soaking when it's downright freezing outside. Next month will have to be when I invest in the new controller.

You have my complete empathy. My hot tub is broken too. I hate being cold.

I'm starting to grow gills from living in the bathtub.

My bathtub is so dang small. If I want my torso to be under water, then my legs stick out. If I want my tootsies to be under, my torso is out. I can almost immerse my entire body if I sit with my legs crossed and lay down.

We're going to get a bit of snow today, only 1-3", not much, just enough to muffle all of the noise (I love that) and make everything look pristine (until they get on the streets with the salt trucks and plow the snow, turning it black along the side of the road). It's a pity the hot tub is not working properly, because that is an opportune time to take a soak. POOP! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

It doesn't snow much in this area, so it will be nice to see it. I only like winter (it's actually still fall) when it snows.

LOL...I'm SOOOO SORRY to hear about your tub...I was relaxing in mine last night and actually fell asleep! First time that has happened, but a friend of mine talked me into getting a bath pillow! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

SNOW, how exciting!! You know considering US SOUTH LOUISIANA PEOPLE don't get to see that but once ever few years...maybe five...and it hardly sticks, if at all! i think in my life I've seen great snow 3 times...

I'm actually hoping that it snows when I'm at the Bowl game! That would be so awesome!!

Thanks to WH hot tub was up and running this past Sunday night. DS and I went in the other night.
Yesterday lost lots of water... WH came over after work and we have a leak...he fixed it for the time being. Thank-you plumbing gunk and good old duck tape.

Still

Rin, when I lived in Germany, during my then stepfather's tour there, it snowed every winter. It never really got terribly cold, but it would get into the 30's and stay there most of the winter, so snow was prevalent.

I loved it. It was in the early 80's, when MOON BOOTS were all the rage. I had a pair that looked like Chewbaka's legs, except WHITE fake fur. I loved those things. What a great time that was. We had a white Christmas for three of four years.

Still,

I miss my hot tub. My next big purchase, after the dogs are all vaccinated and up to date on dental stuff, is the topside controller. My back would thank me.