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Wat's a loser...
I happen to know for a fact he is in a full blown affair...
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ARKie Should we then Plan A him if he shows up here again?
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Yanks 10
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Carry on ... False bravada is cute on you Jo! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> Dixie Dubya
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Are all the dixie chicks like you, Mrs. W? LOL Only the lucky ones! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> I am not only a snow bird I am a YOOPER... My sincerest condolences... Mrs. W <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Wat's a loser...
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ARKie Should we then Plan A him if he shows up here again? We could have a salmon cook off? I remember how he thought he had the best grilled salmon recipe EVER! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> Hey Ark, you and Jo take care of dixie dubwa now, would ya? I've got the yawns. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Fuzzy Yankee Math... Mrs. W <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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Cooking salmon ??? Who on EARTH can't cook salmon brilliantly ? You can even just dangle it in the SMOKE of a wood fire and it still tastes great nearly raw ! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
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look weavs...
it's christmas time..
if it there's not a chance of a flake coming down where yinz are at...
I can't be bothered...
I am tracking reindeer...
figuring out weather patterns...
planning elite snow forts...
bermuda shorts on christmas day...
or complaints that it's cold cause it hit the 50's
can't be bothered with that this month.....
cue Neil Youngs southern man...right after, it's begining to look a lot like christmas......every where I go ..(except south of the mason dixon line...... la de la de da....
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LOL Weave...Trying to call in a troop of yankees to deal with me...The late Lewis Grizzard had a story 'bout somethin' like that... "For the record, I don't hate yankees. But I have a friend who does." General Sherman is on his way out of Atlanta after burning it to the ground. He's heading out I-20.
When he gets to Stone Mountain he sees a lone Confederate soldier up atop it, cussing him and the entire Union Army.
"We can't have this," Sherman says to his command staff. "I mean, we got CNN with us, The New York Times, and this rebel is making us look bad."
So he turns to a sergeant and says, "Sergeant, send our best man up there to get that rebel off the mountain."
So the guy goes up and a few minutes later he comes flying off the mountain and lands in a bloody clump at Sherman's feet.
Says Sherman: "Send 10 men up there."
All 10 are killed and thrown off the mountain.
Says Sherman: "Send 100 men up there to get that Confederate."
One by one, 99 Union soldiers are thrown, dead, off the mountain. The last one crawls back down the mountain to his general, bleeding from every point of his body. He looks up and says:
"It's a trick, sir. There's two of them."Mrs. W <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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You can even just dangle it in the SMOKE of a wood fire and it still tastes great nearly raw ! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <Sends BobP some de-worming medicine>
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cue Neil Youngs southern man Cue Lynard Skynard's "Sweet Home Alabama"... Mrs. W <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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Who on EARTH can't cook salmon brilliantly ? You can even just dangle it in the SMOKE of a wood fire and it still tastes great nearly raw ! Why on earth would anyone cook salmon?!?! Left Coasters don't even dangle it in the fire ... we just slice it up real thin, and call it sashimi ..... Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
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WAT's salmon recipe wasn't brilliant because he left out the fresh dill. I'm sorry, but in my book ya gotta have dill on grilled salmon. Dixie, Very funny. I did think it was mighty fine of Sherman to spare Savannah, as he wanted to present it as a gift to Lincoln. And now, I am soooooo outta here. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> weav <<<<<<running for safety behind a snow bank.
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one word...
1. Appomattox
Skynard....
Why did they the do that freebird song..
why why why why why....
bleeech....
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Who on EARTH can't cook salmon brilliantly ? You can even just dangle it in the SMOKE of a wood fire and it still tastes great nearly raw ! Why on earth would anyone cook salmon?!?! Left Coasters don't even dangle it in the fire ... we just slice it up real thin, and call it sashimi ..... Mmmmmmmmmmmmm We call that "lox" I love the south. I hate the civil war. I hate what happened to the south. I read books and feel like crying, Mrs. W. Just so you know. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/teary.gif" alt="" />
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It shouldn't even be called the "civil" war in my book. What an oxymoron.
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Lord "Free Bird" ....
Mrs. W?
Please tell me you don't have that on CD.
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Weaver... you big baby. everyone LOVES the South.. Lincoln and Grant loved it the most...enough to save it... sheesh.... ofcourse we love the south.... it's just what all that sunshine does to their brains.. over cooks them just a tad... and the results are obvious to everyone... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> arkie
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You silly yankees need to call it what it was... The War of Northern AggressionMrs. W <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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what if top rope has to report this post...because of being so offended by this uber-thread jacking...
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