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I'm going 2 try 2 convince myself 2 post a final FANFARE EXIT THREAD.
This will be my 'first' installment.
I'm also going 2 whine and complain about some stuff - particularly the silliness and meanness I perceive, from my point of view, that I assume is going on here, in hopes that my point of view, and how I state and mean what I state, might have a small positive influence on some of the feedback I get and then interpret 2 the best of my abilities (seeking hopefully 2 better understand the posters, rather than tell them what I think they think).
That kind of thing.
But I just noticed it's lunch time. I'm going 2 shove some food.
Back in a 2ple of hours.
-ol' 2long
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DS - 5
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D final 12-8-08
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The Eagles said it best 2long, "You can check out anytime you like, But you can never leave." <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> All Blessings, Jerry
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Of course they were talking about helll(Hotel california!). . <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
This only seems that way sometimes.
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But I just noticed it's lunch time. I'm going 2 shove some food. Vegetarian or Carnivorous? Nice rice or loud beans? Choices, choices.... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
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'Be Very Quiet'
Said the father to his son
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Father and son went hunting together
For the first time.
The father said:
'Stay here and be very
QUIET.
I'll be across the field.'
A few minutes later the father heard a
Blood curdling
Scream and ran back to
His son. 'What's wrong?'
The father asked.
'I told you to be quiet.'
The boy, bless his heart,
Answered;
'Look, I was quiet when the snake
Slithered across my feet.
I was quiet when the bear
Breathed down my neck.
I didn't move a muscle when the
Skunk climbed over my shoulder.
I closed my eyes and held my
Breath when the wasp stung me.
I didn't cough when
I swallowed the gnat.
I didn't cuss or scratch when
The poison oak started itching.
But when the two squirrels crawled
Up my pant legs and said,
'Should we eat them here or take them with us?'
' Well, I guess I just panicked '
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LOL, 2long!
You cracked me up 2 times 2day!!!!
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2long, seems some rampant out of control feminism has taken over this site. When a great number of posters support all women, no matter what, there is a problem.
Yes, radical feminists, that would go for men, too.
Kinda like someone who hated GM after that NBC truck blowup escapade. Wonder if those people ever felt bad when it was discovered NBC lied. Nah, they probably still watch NBC and believe the biased editorializing.
It is rare for a truly happy woman to try and take a child away from it's father.
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<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Thanks for the laugh!!
Widowed 11/10/12 after 35 years of marriage
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“In a sense now, I am homeless. For the home, the place of refuge, solitude, love-where my husband lived-no longer exists.” Joyce Carolyn Oates, A Widow's Story
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"WOLF WOLF!!!" Cried 2long
"Sit boy Sit!!"
"STAY!!!!!"
"GOOD BOY!!" said Ark^^
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Just read this somewhere:
"A man does an illegal right turn on red. State trooper pulls him over and the man is trying to think up an excuse. Officer said "it's illegal to turn right on red here." Before the man can speak... the woman in the seat next to him blurts out "Officer, he does this all the time." Officer looks in the car, and asks man, "Is this your wife?" The man said,"Yes." The officer said, "You have enough problems", and walks back to his car."
It is rare for a truly happy woman to try and take a child away from it's father.
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A guy from Hawaii is walking on the beach, he finds a bottle and rubs it. Out comes a genie. "I will grant you three wishes" says the genie.
The guy says, "I want to be rich".
Poof; A billion dollars in Gold appears.
Then the guy says, "I can buy anything I want with that much money, now I want something money can't buy....I want happiness!"
"well thats kind of hard" says the genie!
He's concentrates hard and poof! The man is happy.
Now the guy thinks about his third wish and says;
"I'm afraid to fly and I want to drive to visit some friends in L.A., ......I want you to build me a bridge from here to L.A. so I can drive there"
The genie pleads, " think of the materials, think of the logistics.....I'm not that powerful a genie!"
So the guy says to the genie,
"OK, fine then.......I've been married twenty years and I still don't understand women. Please explain women to me"
And the genie replies, "you want two or four lanes on that bridge"
It is rare for a truly happy woman to try and take a child away from it's father.
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Woman driving through Montana stops at a dusty crossroads town for gas. Walks across the street to the local bar/sandwich place while they service her car (a Volvo, I think). Inside she sees a dusty, bowlegged, middle aged guy in jeans, cowboy boots and a beat up cowboy hat, quietly slouched over his beer, sitting at the bar.
She asks him, "are you a real cowboy?"
he thinks a minute, then sys, "I spend my time on the prairie, ride horses all day, check fences, herd cows. Yep, I guess I'm a real cowboy."
She replies, "Im a lesbian. I think about girls all the time, from morning till night."
later a guy in a sexy new roadster, stops for gas, and also goes into the bar for some refreshment & sees the same cowboy sitting there.
He asks the same question, "Are you a real cowboy?"
The cowboy responds, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
It is rare for a truly happy woman to try and take a child away from it's father.
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Hey now california is nice.....we have cookies <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
admit it you luvvvv us....you jsut can't stay away.
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I've always wanted 2 use the opening line 2 Monty Python in a sentence... Here goes...
it's
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ark^^...
That's brilliant. LOL!
LA
P.S. Would I post to mess up 2Long's glorious Monty Python Moment?
Yes. Yes I would.
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"Slobber, slobber, drool, drip"
-Snoopy
-ol' 2long
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I just noticed that I have 9980 posts 2 my name.
Maybe 10000 ought 2 be the magic number?
This could be it!
Going, going...
-ol' 2long
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I can see something on the temporal horizon! Could it be that I'm seeing the fu2re? Yes! I'm seeing text! Text on a computer screen! It says: "And Now for Something Totally Different." -ol' 2long <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Ac2ally, if I were clever (it's not clear whether I am), I'd post forever by editing my old posts, so's I never ac2ally *reach* 10000!
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