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Can I just state for the record I would not be found DEAD with a Fosters.
Mrs W CROWS about being a southernor but she is married to and is therefore herself a DAMN YANKEE by associaqtion. DO NOT let her fool you Mopey.
LaLa is begging for an [censored] whooping. W2S please bring your wife into line!
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Mopey: Did you come over to 2x4 me, or did you come for a drink? No 2x4's, just trying to help. And I will join u for a beer, just as soon as I finish my soda. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> didn't you ever get the feeling that you knew when your wife seemed remorseful, and when she didn't? Well, I thought I did at the time, but as it turned out, I think I was just a naive/trusting dork that never really understood what her true motivations were. LoBoy
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Is this where the party is? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
We're all out of coke so I'm off to throw a shot of Jack Daniels into my diet mountain dew. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
BS-me 36 FWW-34 DS-7 & DS-3 PA - 7/06-8/06 EA - 6/06-1/07 D-Day: wife confessed 2-17-07, suspected 8-02-06 Broke NC: 2-19-07, 3-24-07, 5/07 My StoryMy Wife's Story --------------------- Healing one day at a time.....
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Fosters is a collection of beer slops that we export to silly yankees...
Plan D June 08 Me FBS 36 W 38 Married 13/1/09 The best is yet to come, with or without your WS
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Well I'm here to chew gum and kick [censored] and I'm all out of gum.
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and W2S - LaLa needs an [censored] whooping if you'd be so kind as to oblige.
Vladie - EXACTLY right
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I think this is supposed to be a fun thread though. See, most times I just take people at what they say, instead of looking for underlying meaning... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
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Hang on Mrs. W. I have to call my fantasy butler in to help with all the drinks. Coming right up. I'll get em to pick up some Fosters too. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Is that Belles, as in Southern Belles?
I would love it if Windstopped posted here more. I know he reads occassionally and posts every now and then. I thought it was cool that you and Mr. W do that together occassionally. However, I don't think my H would find it recreationally enjoying tho. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Husband was unfaithful to me before and after our marriage, at least 7 times. I found out 13 yrs into the marriage. Trickle truth for an entire year. Several different d-days, so it was more like a d-year. Difficult recovery.
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Good thing-you can't chew and type at the same time!
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This is like shooting fish in a barrel.
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BK - Are you kidding me? - You've seen her when she's angry <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
BS-me 36 FWW-34 DS-7 & DS-3 PA - 7/06-8/06 EA - 6/06-1/07 D-Day: wife confessed 2-17-07, suspected 8-02-06 Broke NC: 2-19-07, 3-24-07, 5/07 My StoryMy Wife's Story --------------------- Healing one day at a time.....
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Is that Belles, as in Southern Belles? You damn skippy! Helles Belles don'cha'know! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Oh and SHADDUP BIG KANGAROONA!!! Don't you have an Awesome Blossom with your name on it somewhere? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> Mrs. W
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Hi Resonance: I'm doing VERY WELL, thank you. NTL: Mopey, try this: 1:1:1 Vodka, Kahlua and Bailey's. Pour over ice and stir like crazy. Isn't that a Mud Slide??? If you like that, you should try drinking a Duck Fart <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> Equal parts Crown Royal, Kahula, and Baily's shaken on ice...very smooth. LoBoy
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Mopey, I forgot to tell you that the concoction (??) is called Iron Butterfly.
Right now I am having an expertly poured Guinness... Same as BK on the Foster. Since he does not want to offend Texans (one in particular), his fridge is probably stocked with Lone Star and Shiner Bock (or something like that)
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True, BK, but I do wish you would swim a little closer to the top!
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Awesome Blossom are another poor yankee excuse for imitating Aussie food.
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Loboy called himself a dork.....lol....you're not a dork LoBoy. Your name "lost boy" is my favorite band. Unfortunately they were bread in Texas.
I cannot keep up with these posts....lol....
And no, this is not necessarily going to be just a fun thread. I have way too many issues to ignore. Windstopped, you don't need to comment on that....lol....
I think we have to give Mrs. W. a break BK. She was "in the fog" having a "fogfest" when she married that yankee. Hate the sin. Not the sinner. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Husband was unfaithful to me before and after our marriage, at least 7 times. I found out 13 yrs into the marriage. Trickle truth for an entire year. Several different d-days, so it was more like a d-year. Difficult recovery.
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I think we have to give Mrs. W. a break BK. She was "in the fog" having a "fogfest" when she married that yankee. Hate the sin. Not the sinner. ROTFLMAO
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How exactly do you expertly pour a Guiness?
Iron butterfly hunh? I bet I'd feel like a butterfly after one of those and my head would feel like it wuz full of iron in the morning! Sounds good tho.
Husband was unfaithful to me before and after our marriage, at least 7 times. I found out 13 yrs into the marriage. Trickle truth for an entire year. Several different d-days, so it was more like a d-year. Difficult recovery.
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Since he does not want to offend Texans (one in particular), his fridge is probably stocked with Lone Star and Shiner Bock (or something like that) I've actually made my own beer for 16 years....
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