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How 'bout that Rowdy, Rucus, Raunchy, Red Neck section... Ya know I've got friends in low places need a spot to hang out. (maybe we can even include those Texans)
Can ya fix us up.
Recovery began 10/07;
Meeting my wife's EN's is my "thank you" that refuses to be silenced.
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Chrisner - WHOA!!
That's quite a mixture. I'm not sure we serve those here, We only serve repentant Waywards here... Marriage Busters NOT welcome.
Do you think you could maybe stop at the vengeance check on your way in, and just enjoy a peaceful cocktail alone? Again, I might suggest a Suffering B*stard...
We do serve Fog Cutters by the pitcher to go however.
BH(me): 40ish
FWW:(ILMH) 28yo
DS 3yo
Married 7yrs
Together 10 yrs
??? Spring '07 - Adultery Begins
8/25/07 - 1st D-day (week of our anniv.)
8/07 thru 5/08 - About a dozen D-days/Gaslighting/Flaunting/Fake Recoveries
She finally quit on...
1/1/08 - First real NC attempt(Maybe?)
3/1/08 - Told me OM is an A**hole.(Hope?)
5/3/08 - D-day (Admitted to PA once)
5/4/08 - Latest D-day(Finally confessed to multiple EA/PA in our home)
5/8/08 - Present
Struggling to hold on
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Ooohh!! I want a Mojito! My FAVORITE!!
You have fresh limes and mint???
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Oh hey, I used to be a bartender....For the Skanky you need 2 Tsps of fresh sleazed lemon, 1 tsp of dirty olive juice, 3 ounces of poor self esteem, and jigger of vodka. The Woodchipper is the same thing as a Selfish B*stard, but you add ice and frappe.
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TST - Sound's like our Saddle Sore lounge might be jest right for y'all. We've got ice cold Lone Star, and we play both kinds of music there. Country AND Western. Mosey on in...
RIM - we have the freshent limes and mint. How 'bout a jumbo in a frosty pint glass?
BH(me): 40ish
FWW:(ILMH) 28yo
DS 3yo
Married 7yrs
Together 10 yrs
??? Spring '07 - Adultery Begins
8/25/07 - 1st D-day (week of our anniv.)
8/07 thru 5/08 - About a dozen D-days/Gaslighting/Flaunting/Fake Recoveries
She finally quit on...
1/1/08 - First real NC attempt(Maybe?)
3/1/08 - Told me OM is an A**hole.(Hope?)
5/3/08 - D-day (Admitted to PA once)
5/4/08 - Latest D-day(Finally confessed to multiple EA/PA in our home)
5/8/08 - Present
Struggling to hold on
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Oh hey, I used to be a bartender....For the Skanky you need 2 Tsps of fresh sleazed lemon, 1 tsp of dirty olive juice, 3 ounces of poor self esteem, and jigger of vodka. The Woodchipper is the same thing as a Selfish B*stard, but you add ice and frappe. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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I need a heart transplant and a lobotomy. Straight up I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
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A castrated lothario with a barbed wire catheter please.
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Yay!! I'll take that jumbo in a frosty pint glass. Can I get my ice crushed?? MMMM.... Although seeing as I am quite under the weather today, I may save it for another day <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> RIM
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I'll have a screaming orgasm please - oh hang on that was last night.
Me: 56 (FBS) Wife: 55 (FWW)
D-Day August 2005
Married 11/1982 3 Sons 27,25,23
Empty Nesters.
Fully Recovered.
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I'll have a screaming orgasm please - oh hang on that was last night. I am pea green with envy. I think I'll have one of those too, but it'll have to be a single...
Me-BS-38
Married 1997; son, 8yo
Divorced April 2009
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I'll have a screaming orgasm please - oh hang on that was last night. -BigKahuna Uh Huh... Can you name the four different types of orgasms? 1. The Heavenly Orgasm, which sounds like this..."Oh God, Oh God, Oh God!" 2. The Negative Orgasm, which sounds like this..."Oh No, Oh No, Oh No!" 3. The Positive Orgasm, which sounds like this..."Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes!" 4. The Fake Orgasm, which sounds like this..."Oh BigKahuna, Oh BigKahuna, Oh BigKahuna!" *Told to me by MrsKahuna...Don't Shoot the Messenger!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Oh yeah and I'll have a shot of Jagermeister cuz it's so SMOOTH! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> Mrs. W <~~~Running for Cover!
FWW ~ 47 ~ MeFBH ~ 50 ~ MrWonderingDD ~ 17 Dday ~ 2005 ~ Recovered
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I'll have a screaming orgasm please - oh hang on that was last night. BK - don't make those of us who haven't had "the pleasure" in months jealous! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
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Someone needs an [censored] whooping so bad....
Me: 56 (FBS) Wife: 55 (FWW)
D-Day August 2005
Married 11/1982 3 Sons 27,25,23
Empty Nesters.
Fully Recovered.
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Someone needs an [censored] whooping so bad.... I know, that MrsKahuna is one naughty chick! GET HER!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Mrs. W <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
FWW ~ 47 ~ MeFBH ~ 50 ~ MrWonderingDD ~ 17 Dday ~ 2005 ~ Recovered
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Now we're talking!
Thanks Mrs. W for the levity (condolences to you BK...lol)
Rim - your Mojito is ready whenever you are.
Principled, I understand your pain. Gotta go with the Suffering B*stard for you...
BK - How 'bout a Vodka and Enzyte with a Fosters chaser? (lol)
14- How about a double SO?...
And Mrs W. I think I'll join you in a Jager shot (or 3)...
Now let's get this (not pity) PARTY STARTED!!
BH(me): 40ish
FWW:(ILMH) 28yo
DS 3yo
Married 7yrs
Together 10 yrs
??? Spring '07 - Adultery Begins
8/25/07 - 1st D-day (week of our anniv.)
8/07 thru 5/08 - About a dozen D-days/Gaslighting/Flaunting/Fake Recoveries
She finally quit on...
1/1/08 - First real NC attempt(Maybe?)
3/1/08 - Told me OM is an A**hole.(Hope?)
5/3/08 - D-day (Admitted to PA once)
5/4/08 - Latest D-day(Finally confessed to multiple EA/PA in our home)
5/8/08 - Present
Struggling to hold on
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I know, that MrsKahuna is one naughty chick! GET HER!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> I "get" her regularly and I am SO DEAD if she ever reads this thread....
Me: 56 (FBS) Wife: 55 (FWW)
D-Day August 2005
Married 11/1982 3 Sons 27,25,23
Empty Nesters.
Fully Recovered.
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oops, sorry SL, almost missed ya.
I'll set you up with a double SO anyway. I understand they're better in multiples...
BH(me): 40ish
FWW:(ILMH) 28yo
DS 3yo
Married 7yrs
Together 10 yrs
??? Spring '07 - Adultery Begins
8/25/07 - 1st D-day (week of our anniv.)
8/07 thru 5/08 - About a dozen D-days/Gaslighting/Flaunting/Fake Recoveries
She finally quit on...
1/1/08 - First real NC attempt(Maybe?)
3/1/08 - Told me OM is an A**hole.(Hope?)
5/3/08 - D-day (Admitted to PA once)
5/4/08 - Latest D-day(Finally confessed to multiple EA/PA in our home)
5/8/08 - Present
Struggling to hold on
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Mrs W----BBBBAAAhahahahahahahaha <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
She gotcha good there, BK!!! That's gonna leave a mark!!
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BK - How 'bout a Vodka and Enzyte with a Fosters chaser? (lol) You'd be much more experienced in that combination than me. I have never tried any of them.
Me: 56 (FBS) Wife: 55 (FWW)
D-Day August 2005
Married 11/1982 3 Sons 27,25,23
Empty Nesters.
Fully Recovered.
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