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This is completely off the subject, but it is a subject I love. I am talking about thread titles. I love reading them and we all know how to work them to get attention to our sitchs. In fact, I had just started a new thread right before MB went down because I could no longer edit mine. Of course, the stupid part is that once MB came back on....I still couldn't edit mine. It still aggivates me. So, I have to ask if I am the only one who does this.
When you read one of the title's, depending on your mood, do you find yourself answering the title??? I do this ALL the time....here are some I have come up with....
Should I have contacted OW?......only if you tarred and feathered her
New and need advice.....honey, don't we all
Reality check-How do you handle a cake-eater?.....quit baking the cakes
The rules of plan A-anyone want to play??....no I don't, but then my WS forgot to ask me
Any then there is my all time favorite....
Intimate with husband day before cruise with OW???....try going on a cruise with husband when day before they had contact....ouch...
I am not meaning to hurt anyones feelings, but dont you just sometime have some kind of comeback to these questions???? Seriously, my own comebacks have made me laugh at times, and these days sometimes that's all I really need....keep up the good titles guys.....
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There's a topic here in GQ2 titled 'Lust & Masterbation - Hurts Like Hell!'.
I keep thinking that lube might help with that.
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There's a topic here in GQ2 titled 'Lust & Masterbation - Hurts Like Hell!'.
I keep thinking that lube might help with that. LOL! I was thinking the same thing on this one...
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OMG---ME, TOO...ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
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Well....my brain must have been asleep on that one....dang.... but thanks for the laugh.....LOL....
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here's another....
Last chance to come clean....why?? Are your showers broken???
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Well, I was thinking they must be into pain....if it hurts, I'm not doing it.....why would you advertise it?
So, if it hurts, STOP!
Those were my thoughts.
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Hahahahaha!!! Funny stuff! One of my all time favorites was "Shaden's Log"...No comeback really, I just couldn't understand why he wanted to discuss his bathroom habits here! Mrs. W
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I still haven't clicked on that feminine hygiene products aisle thread yet for fear of the dreaded price check.
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Any title with 'unique situation" makes me chuckle
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I never opened IDIOTVILLE, because I assumed that's where all the waywards go...
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I still haven't clicked on that feminine hygiene products aisle thread yet for fear of the dreaded price check. I have the great Pepperband to thank for that title, the last of many title changes she made to the original thread as the conversation meandered around from topic to topic. This final one was given after I made a joke about Neak (my daughter) asking me to add feminine hygiene products for her to my shopping list, when she was UNFORTUNATELY unable to reach me by phone before I left for the store, and make her wishes known privately. She also requested some prophylactics (I must've accidentally gotten some amateur-phylactics instead becase she became pregnant shortly afterwards and didn't need any of the stuff that prompted the title change)...but the thread continued to be called by its new name until the chance to change it had passed, and we were stuck. I was just glad Pep hadn't choosen Prophylactic Paradise, or something like that! You've got to admit there isn't a lot of competition on MB to fill that particular conversational niche!
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The thread that shall live in infamy .....
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I'm thinking in-famy is better than no-kind-of-famy at all! Even after the upgrade, when we let the original thread, with The Sad Saga of OtherSusan the Stupid, drift into well-deserved obscurity, we deliberately kept the title so we wouldn't feel lost, booted out of our happy little comfort zone. I love that title. After all these years, it still cracks me up every time I see it.
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Have ya'll seen the new commercials for the his and hers KY jelly. would be a nice topic for that thread Crazy Ladies!!
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I love the word infidelity misspelled in thread titles I am evil
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INFIDILITY is my favorite
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There was one thread titled "How can I tell if they're lying?" or something like that, and every time I saw it (assuming it is about a WS) I thought "because their lips are moving."
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Here's another....
What drew you to Marriagebuilders???.....uhmmmm ws affair, duh
What drew you to Marriagebuilders??....are you kidding, I came kicking and screaming
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