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A trip to the gynecologist to see if she needs a hysterectomy, that's what! How many of YOUR mamas did the same for you on YOUR special day?  I thought not... 
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LOL T&L! What a "speculum" gift, er, ah I mean SPECIAL gift...yeah, that's it! Happy Birthday Dear "Sneaky Neaky"!  Mrs. W
FWW ~ 47 ~ MeFBH ~ 50 ~ MrWonderingDD ~ 17 Dday ~ 2005 ~ Recovered
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Happy Birthday Neak!
I'd give my eyeteeth not to have to go down "that aisle" at the grocery ever again.
I just turned 40...all I got was a sweater. I think YOU are making out like a bandit.
I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!
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THANK YOU!!!
You have no idea how special I feel. Maybe NEXT year we'll try the whole sweater thing.
A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.
~ English proverb Neak's Story
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Happy Birthday to my COSMIC TWIN, NEAK!!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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I said it first... :p
(Except about the cosmic part.)
A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.
~ English proverb Neak's Story
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Widowed 11/10/12 after 35 years of marriage
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“In a sense now, I am homeless. For the home, the place of refuge, solitude, love-where my husband lived-no longer exists.” Joyce Carolyn Oates, A Widow's Story
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Happy Birthday, u very uNEAK person!!!
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Happy Birthday, Neak! I do hope you have something a bit more special planned that doesn't involve bodily invasion by a doctor! 
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Life may feel as if you are constantly getting kicked on a daily basis, living is about picking yourself up each day and going on and on and on regardless.
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Thank you, dear friends.
I do have plans that are still invasive, but in a different way. I plan to have my stomach invaded by Chinese food. Woo hoo!
And technically, this dr. visit is not invasive, that I know of. The invasion already occurred, and now we are going to discuss the results, and what to do about them.
In other words, I am going to the vet to see if I need to get tutored.
I'll let y'all know once I get back. And AW, it might be kinda fun to do a transcontinental swap sometime, as long as I keep Mikey and you get the Dervish. Just for a while.
A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.
~ English proverb Neak's Story
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Well, shoot. No hysterectomy scheduling today. Now I'm going to have to buy that blasted kid a real, doggone present!!
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Happy Birthday Neak. Glad you get to keep your hyster.
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I don't know how grateful SHE is for it. I think she thought she was getting a free, lifetime pass to Bathroom Appliance FrolicLand without the fearsome, looming threat of another Dervish. Oh well, c'est la vie!
Last edited by thndrnltng; 07/01/08 07:48 PM. Reason: to add the word "fearsome"
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How come you didn't sign up for a birthday cake? We like you but we would better know that it is your birthday if you had signed up for the cake!!
Glad you don't need cutlery but I can think of some advantages....a lifetime of no birth control!!!
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I didn't know how to get a birthday cake. You have to sign up? 
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Happy Birthday Neak!!!!!!!
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I didn't know how to get a birthday cake. You have to sign up? It used to be that a birthday cake would appear under your name when you posted if you had registered your birthday. Hmmm, do we still get them? I don't know. But, we used to.
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I sent cooper a question about that but s/he is not available. so, I sent one to maverick.
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Happy Birthday, Neakis. 
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