Well, it's still quiet, so far.

Gray was in IM but logged out around noon.

I went to the police station this a.m. to give them the heads up. I was talking to an officer and at some point I said something affair, etc.

He said, "Well if you are divorced it's not an affair."

I said, "We are not divorced. It is still an affair."

I didn't want to argue further since I needed help so I left it at that. But really, that's how society views it as the majority, IMO.

Also, as a supplement to Shiny's fax (or in the event that Palpitine didn't get the message to Gray)...I left a note on my door that says:

NO.

Any questions?

Then arrows pointing to Shiny's card, which I enclosed in a small plastic baggie with the opening on the bottom so the card would be easy to remove.

I took a picture of it. Sent it to Shiny to get all da bases covered. So Gray couldn't say I left him a nasty note, ya know?

OH! I wanted SO badly to write: "Talk to da hand! Da hand's name is: Shiny, and his number is..."

Oh so badly!! But I resisted. LOL!!

Charlotte

You are so bad!!!!!!

Yeah. But it's fun!!

I know!!! I've been told I don't have a mean bone in my body but I know I have some really mischievous cartilage.

LMAO!! I LOVE it!!! That's a good one!!

Charlotte,

That was funny. You are a character!

Thank you, onlyU!

Yeah, I was thinking earlier that Gray would appreciate the humor, if he was Jonesy again.

But I also thought that if he did indeed show up that he would be so mad he'd be spitting nails when he saw the note!! (Evil me, I couldn't help but grin at that!)

And he'd better not show up on Saturday (which is another day he picked)....I am NOT answering the door!!

So I left the note up. It finally rained today and the note got wet but it's still perfectly legible and Shiny's card is as dry as a bone in its little bag, LOL!!!

I don't think I'll have any salesmen knocking on MY door!!!

Charlotte

Either that or Shiny is going to be getting alot of solicitor calls.

Good perspective C! Keep your chin up.

LMAO!! He might!!

Thanks, onlyU! I'm learning to keep it up.

Dancing is helping!! No lookin' at feet!! SMILE!! Pretend there's a string holding your head up!! LOL!!

You're alright. I bet you know that.

Yes. And I would have NEVER believed it could be true. But it is! WOW!!

The world changed from having teeth and claws I was so afraid of into a glorious technicolor place!!

(Or you could say like in the Wizard of Oz, from black & white into wonderful, wonderful color!! And the witch is melting!!)

So is Shiny's card still in the bag??

Did he show up or do you know? Hope you have a grand rest of your weekend. :eek:

CHARLOTTE!!!!!

I just now got it!!!!!

Charlotte's Thread / Charlotte's Web, right? RIGHT????????


LOL ...... ...... sorry.

LOL!!

Yeah, it's still there. Gray was in IM before I left. I went in as the Invisible Dancing Machine to talk to my DIL for a few minutes. So I looked. And he was still on when I returned from class and probably is still on now.

So if he did show up and the IM was a ruse, I haven't a clue. My mailbox was empty, though. Sometimes I wonder if he shags off with the mail.

I to laugh when I pulled in and saw the sign again. LOL!! I might just leave it up for a few days.

Thank you, onlyU, you have a great weekend, too!!

Charlotte

LMAO!!

No. But that's cute!!

And apt. I am spinning a new life web, ain't it?

I'm not going to drink bug juice though!! I'll get my protein elsewhere, thank you very much!!!

Charlotte

Oh yeah, and dancing was FANTASTIC today!! We didn't have a session last week because my Latin Hip Meister was on vacation in Amsterdam with his Love. He wanted to visit all the WWII sites there.

I remembered without even thinking about it when we went through several dances. And I picked up on his cues like "THAT!"

It was great!! And he was throwing a lot of changes in the dances that we don't usually do.

Oh and there was a real cute teacher there who smiled so sweetly when I came in and then again later on. He could do the Tango, too, Baby!! WOOOOOO!!!!! SIZZlin'!!!!!

My teacher said he was Dutch. There are a lot of different nationalities there. Teachers, mostly. 2 or 3 Russians, at least ONE Italian (awwww, darn. Only one? LOL!), the Dutch guy, oh yeah and my belly dancing teacher is Asian. Then we have this fantastic lady who's Swiss(?) I think. And an Indian gentlemen who dances with a sultry Russian teacher and sometimes brings his daughter for lessons with this immensely tall teacher (I don't know his nationality, though.)

It's really cool!!

LOL But where I'm from, we call a colored Koolaid-type drink "bug juice". You could drink that!

Shiny got a letter from the Dark Side!!!!!

We have to go back to court!!! We don't know the date yet, though.

It seems that Mr. Gray doesn't want to come over here when I'm here so badly that he is asking the court to pick the days and that I not be here.

How 'bout them apples?

OF COURSE he tried to make it look like I AM the unreasonable one!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is so funny I forgot to laugh!!!

There were numerous inconsistencies in the papers that were filed in court, too. So obviously inconsistent to whoever reads it!!

Well, whatever, I say.

Bring it OAN, Cletus!!!

Okay, I'll put an example: It says that he can't come on Sunday and Monday because he works Monday-Friday, yet he picked Friday and Saturday as days to work on inventory. (It says the Fri/Sat thing right there, too.)

How 'bout them apples?

There is only one way we aren't going to court and that has to do with the settlement. I don't see that being resolved before then. Nope.

Oh, and GUESS WHAT??!!

OWH finally called Shiny!!! Isn't that COOL??!!!

I am SO glad!! And relieved. OWH deserves the best attorney and Shiny is IT!!! OWH will NOT find a better one!!

Shiny said he thinks OWH is finally ready to move on things because OWH saw how great I was doing when I saw him at the concert in May.

I filled Mom in earlier. She said, "Yeah, but OWH won't call Shiny his "Shiny Attorney!" LMAO!!

I think OWH will if he hangs around me!! LOL!!

I was thinking about calling him but I don't think I will right now. I'm kinda hoping he calls and asks me to that Judas Priest concert. It would be fun. Not that I need to lose any more of my hearing but his "gang" seems to be a fun bunch.

So maybe. And OWH is not dating so there's no need to worry about anything out of the realm of comfort happening. I do think his brother is really cute, though. Green eyes, too. LOL!!

Not as cute as Shiny but in second place for sure!!



Well, I think that completes the report. At least for now!!

Charlotte

P.S.) Oh yeah, and Shiny told me who could possibly play him in the movie after my book gets optioned for one!! LOL!! I knew it!! Robert Dinero or Al Pacino. But I have some others in mind!!

You are a mess!!!








In a good way!

Welllllllllll.......

We go back to court next Thursday, which also happens to be my grandson's birthday!!

AND...

Guess who got served with divorce papers today???

That's RIGHT!!! SLAG!!!!

From: Yours Truly....SHINY!!!

Delivered by: Shiny's Process Server!!

One and the same who served Slag with the subpoena in November!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

OWH hired SHINY! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Isn't that the COOLEST thing? I LOVE it!!!!!!!

I guess I'd better make Shiny another talisman against the evil eye!! He's SURE going to be getting it way worse now!!!!!