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Well, the elk was marinated from the inside out. I've been to a very good spit roast where all the men got progressively drunker, and poured more and more beer over the sheep. Was good eating as I recall  There was something I either read about or it was on a documentary one time. I don't remember anything about the story except this: The pigs were kept in a pen and starved for 3 or 4 days to clean out their systems. Then they were fed rice. They were immediately butchered and barbecued and so they already had stuffing. Maybe it was a documentary about Hawaii, they roast a lot of pigs there. I thought it was kinda gross. I mean, sure, it's convenient but it just seems a little cruel, too.
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It's Neak's story over on the Feminine Hygiene Products Aisle.
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Mr. C is such dead meat! He was on severa black lists after turning his room into a giant science experiment dump, and now he has started up again. Except that I caught him part-way and am making him clea up.
This tim it's not so much an experiment as a lab/factory. He "discovered" that if you mix Anti-Monkey Butt Powder with Gold Bond Medicated Powder, and sprinkle it between your cheeks, it will produce an interesting effect.
So he came out and announced, "Mom, I have two formulas ready. Well, one finished and one still a prototype. One is a rear coolant, and one is a rear lubricant."
As if that wasn't bad eough, his catchy advertising slogan is, "We work hard so your butt doesn't have to."
The whole house reeks of the powder, aswell as the manhoe cologne he doused his room with to cover the overpowering scent of Anti-Monke Butt Powder.
"It reall works," then pipes up thePrincess. "I tried it, and oooh," blissful wiggle "I'm so nice and cool."
TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI
I'm sure if any of you find yourselves in need of coolant or lubricant, Mr. C will gladly share his secret recipe and precise proportions of powders. 
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Oh now that is just NAAAAAAASSSSSSTY!!  But it does remind me of stories that Gray (who was Jonesy then, of course) and I used to regale everyone with about FBS-Funky Boy Smell-when Boy1 used to live with us!! Just amp it up about 5,000 degrees!!
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Oh, sorry!! That would be ODS. He was often just tagged "Boy" like Boy in Tarzan.
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Ah! Prince CatLover frequently has his own aroma. 
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Hmmmm.... my kids are still young enough that I *usually* like their smell... or at least, I *often* do... well, not quite as much as before... Aw they used to be sooooo cute and adorable and sweet and with that baby smell!!!!!!!!  Where did my BABIES go??? Sometimes they look almost like teenagers. They have these huge boy sneakers. And I have a hard time telling their white socks from mine. :MrEEk: I want my BABIES back!!!!! I have this voice mail that I've saved, of DS6b trying to call DH but he just gets the voice mail... this 3 y.o. voice is saying "The lady that lives in the phone is talking. Hello! Hello!"
Last edited by jayne241; 09/16/08 10:59 PM. Reason: Oooh I just called my husband "DH" instead of just "H"! Is that a good sign???
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Well, enjoy the pre-pubescent odors while you can...'cause when they hit puberty... And it permeates your home no matter how much you scrub and wash and scrub and wash... Remember Bill Cosby "Himself" video? Well, I would always laugh when he talked about his son and "the smell" but I really had NO idea, LOL! Yep, he was right on the money!! I love that video but it's SO hard to watch now because of the way his son died. I just try not to think about it. But anyway, get ready! You might as well start stocking up now!! And the stuff that works good for pet odors in carpet works really good for FBS!!! Plus lots of incense, potpourri, etc. etc. etc. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And hey, I'm not kiddin'...there were scientific studies done on this phenomenon...(or is it phenomena? LOL!) It OOZES from their pores!!!!! Probably smells great to all the little girls but to adults? Aye-yi-YI, Lucy!!!
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eeeeeeeeeeeeyuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!! Cut it out y'all, I'm starting to think y'all are SERIOUS! Not my lil BABIES... ..... my widdle widdle wee ones.... They used to be soooooo sweet......
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My DS never smelled bad. He has always been very fastidious, even as a teenager. Yeah, he had hair that reached his waist but it was CLEAN hair.
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I have a brother, a father and a husband. I have friends with sons. Boys smell bad.  I am very pleased to have girls 
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I'm starting to think y'all are SERIOUS! Oh, but we are, Daaaaaaaaaaaaaahlink, we ARE!!!! Better add clothespins to the list for your nose!! 
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Well that gives me hope. DS6a is the one that ever gets a "campy" smell. He's also the one that I always loved to smell his hair, before. DS6b was more smell-neutral. Except when he farts. He's a big farter, seems to enjoy it and take pride in how bad it smells. 
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me - 47 H - 39 married 2001 DS 8a DS 8b :crosseyedcrazy: (Why is DS7b now a blockhead???) (Ack! Now he's not even a blockhead, just a word! That's no fun!)
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My DS never smelled bad. He has always been very fastidious, even as a teenager. Yeah, he had hair that reached his waist but it was CLEAN hair. An odorless BOY??!! Surely you jest!! Well, then again, there are albinoes...perhaps odorless boys are like that...RARE!!!!!!!! VERY, VERY RARE!!!! Or, maybe your olfactory sense needs to be tested. Might be broken!!
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Oh, farting is a different story.
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that was the bad smell I was thinking of
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