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"bathers" ---- that's a new word for me. Bathers. Hmmmm, gonna try that on my children. See what they think of that one.
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TL we were the absolute picture of decorum  in the spa  On the other hand ...... I did let DD know ... well I whispered to her .... that if these was any husband and wife activities in the spa she was changing the water tomorrow morning.  and that stats show conceiving rates were very high in spas  OMG I'm turning into my mum :crosseyedcrazy: :twobyfour:
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TL we were the absolute picture of decorum Well that's a switch from the rooftop sunbathing. An elephant's memory, I tell ya. Pinch Aussie and dayum him for telling.
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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !" said the groom broom. "We haven't even swept together."
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Well that's a switch from the rooftop sunbathing.
An elephant's memory, I tell ya. :MrEEk::MrEEk::MrEEk::MrEEk::MrEEk::MrEEk::MrEEk::MrEEk::MrEEk::MrEEk: Boy, I'll say you do!  T&l pulls her robe more closely about her full-clothed body and tiptoes surreptitiously towards the exit... 
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Oh, were they talking about YOUR rooftop sunbathing? I hadn't realized...
A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.
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stats show conceiving rates were very high in spas OMG I'm turning into my mum :crosseyedcrazy: :twobyfour: If she doesn't pay attention to your advice, you may turn into your own grandma!!! 
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stats show conceiving rates were very high in spas OMG I'm turning into my mum :crosseyedcrazy: :twobyfour: If she doesn't pay attention to your advice, you may turn into your own grandma!!! Impossible. Aussie would've passed a cow if'n she'd spent money on a flux capacitor. That's why she settled for the jacuzzi.
I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!
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oh poop, dont tell me I made a great joke that only kiwi's will get???? The hand guns that are carried in hip holsters are called sidearms here. never mind  :RollieEyes: I got your joke. I was just making one in reply. :RollieEyes:  I'll just, you know... go over there, so ya'll can laugh
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Come to Texas.
You'll laugh your hinder off.
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Looks like no one has used good hygiene today!!!
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In honor of hygiene everywhere, here I am!
Our tamping trip might be cancelled this weekend due to rain. Apparently not everyone feels the same about tamping in inclement weather as I do.
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My idea of CAMPING is UNDER A CANOPY BED!!
Surrounded by SCENTED CANDLES burning....soft music playing...etc.
I made it happen..a joyful life..filled with peace, contentment, happiness and fabulocity.
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Last time I went camping.... about 5 years ago. We camped beside a hot waterfall and river. Yes thats right, the water ran hot. There was a natural shelf sort of thing on the river side and there were tealight candles from previous visitors that we lit. It drizzled over night but we sat in the river drinking wine and laughing at the teenagers who came down with the youth group. When they left we sans bathers 
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drink wine.... sans bathers .... do that in the spa too  Oops will SWMBO get upset I told that ???   too late dont know how to edit
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Have I mentioned I LOVE our new (used) pop-up camper?
Even with 4 kids, 2 dogs and 2 adults crammed in, it's one of the happiest places on earth.
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Tell me who SWMBO is, and then I'll tell you if he, she, or it will be upset that you've tattled. And I'll tell you straight, too, just like it is. Nothing but the naked truth for us!
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candles on the rocks...skinny dipping with the right person...I might could go for that. but, I don't know that I would like a pop-up camper. I can do air conditioned RV with a bathroom and kitchen - but I don't know about a pop-up.
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Tell me who SWMBO is, and then I'll tell you if he, she, or it will be upset that you've tattled. And I'll tell you straight, too, just like it is. Nothing but the naked truth for us! (kimmy is now sitting indian style in the corner, rocking back and forth and back and forth, plucking eyebrows out with one hand and poking her mental eyes out using a dull pencil with the other hand) I swear when we finally meet, I'll never be able to look you guys in the eyes. You will say, "Yep, Kimmy is really nice...but what is her fascination with our SHOES!"
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