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We have clearly seen the endless scrumptious possibilities of Top Ramen. Not only is the choice of bachelors but it also seem to be the choice of Betraying Walk Away spouses.
Clearly this is becoming a large and rapidly growing market as Infidelity is becoming a national epidemic.
Surely the Top Ramen company could use your great minds to help them expand and infiltrate the shopping carts of WS's!
Give me your ideas....ya'll!
I was thinking about having them make baseball bat size and shaped noodles that way if H comes to the door during plan be I can just wack him with it? How ya that???
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Read SAA Sept 08 Plan A 10/03/08 thru 11/15/08
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01/18/09 Plan B crack w/phone call restating PBL
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laxative ramen 
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Limp Noodles for WHs
Itchy Wet Noodles w/ yeast for WWs
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Limp Noodles for WHs
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But wait we can even offer Viagra and Monistat flavors he whatcha think. 
Me-39 H-38/Married 19years/DD18 & DS10
Dday EA/PA 4/23/08 Left home 5/08/08
Moved in w/Sea Hag 08/01/08
Read SAA Sept 08 Plan A 10/03/08 thru 11/15/08
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Filed for D Dec 2009 Recovering well!
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What is ramen? We don't have that here in S.A......
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Hopenpray, they are salty, cheap noodles that you add boiling water to rehydrate. My question would be what wine goes with Top Ramen? There must be a way to class it up!  BF439
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But wait we can even offer Viagra and Monistat flavors he whatcha think. Ew. This is like a game I play with the boys...what is the grossest thing you can think of to eat. We always start with peanut butter and toe jam sandwiches... Now we can add different flavors of Ramen to the game. Navel lint ramen - for those waywards that forget their hygeine...they can make it themselves!
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There must be a way to class it up! I'll bet Boone's has one...or MD20/20 Yannow...since OW has SUCH high class!
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Hopenpray, they are salty, cheap noodles that you add boiling water to rehydrate. My question would be what wine goes with Top Ramen? There must be a way to class it up! BF439 I'm thinking Mad Dog 20/20. Anyone remember that rotgut? Preferably served at room temp in a jock strap.
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I would say any bottle of wine that is $2.99 or less and fits comfortably into a paper bag.
A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.
~ English proverb Neak's Story
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My 99cent store carries Ramen & wine!  One stop shopping for under 2 bucks!!!! 
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Hesh up now! People are gonna wonder........
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I would say any bottle of wine that is $2.99 or less and fits comfortably into a paper bag. Boones farm! (do they even make that anymore?)
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I'm thinking ketchup. Ketchup makes everything taste better AND gives it class. For folks wanting to know what the heck Ramen is: http://www.nissinfoods.com/topramen/But it's not nearly as good as they make it out to be 
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I'm thinking ketchup. Ketchup makes everything taste better AND gives it class. For folks wanting to know what the heck Ramen is: http://www.nissinfoods.com/topramen/But it's not nearly as good as they make it out to be It's horrible and my kids LOVE it. (of course they do, it's one of the few things I still buy that's NOT organic - in any way, shape, or form) The only time I like it is when someone makes that oriental cabbage salad and the dry noodles are crunched up in it. Otherwise, I'd rather starve.
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Oh, we call them "2 minute noodles" here....kids like to eat them, not so much adults!
Some kids munch on them uncooked too!...
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My DD14 LOVES LOVES LOVES ramen - uncooked. It's usually her after school snack. yeck - I can't even stand the smell of it.  Fox
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That'll keep her well greased and regular.
Ug!
Have you seen the sheen of oil when the noodles hit the boiling water?
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