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Saw this at another site, and it was funny -
"You actually use a tissue when bawling vs. your bed sheet or sleeve"
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 Thanks believer! It's so damn funny because it is true! Fox
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There was a time when the waterworks were so bad i just let them flow to wherever, not bothering to wipe with anything. When all calmed down, I would grab the nearest absorbent material and wipe away... Now, I hold off until I can get a tissue, or I only squish out a few tears, instead of a deluge 
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Divorced April 2009
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When you see a happily married friend, you are happy for her, instead of thinking in the back of your mind that her husband just hasn't cheated YET.
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I still have some healing to do.
I went to my cousin's wedding in October. As they are standing at the alter, I'm thinking "which one will it be?"
I even placed bets that it would be her.
I found out later that after I left the wedding there was a big brawl outside (happens when you open a keg) and some "friend" of the bride told her that she (the "friend") had slept with the groom.
Nice, real nice. :RollieEyes:
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When you see a happily married friend, you are happy for her, instead of thinking in the back of your mind that her husband just hasn't cheated YET. that she knows of. :crosseyedcrazy:
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LOL!!!!!
Yes, it takes awhile for the cynicism to go. I'm still working on that one.
Another one, when you are at work, and actually WORKING, instead of reading MB.
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LOL!!!!!
Yes, it takes awhile for the cynicism to go. I'm still working on that one.
Another one, when you are at work, and actually WORKING, instead of reading MB. HEY! Quit looking at me! Can I help it if I'm just so dern efficient at my job that I have a TON of free time?
I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!
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 Damn. At least I'm in good company. 
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LOL!!!!!
Yes, it takes awhile for the cynicism to go. I'm still working on that one.
Another one, when you are at work, and actually WORKING, instead of reading MB. Alright, I'm busted.
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How about you know you're improving when you login in to MB, but all you have to post is a recipe?
I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!
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Yes!!!!! Recipes instead of Just Found Out. And the Goddess thread to see how I can improve myself.
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How about you know you're improving when you login in to MB, but all you have to post is a recipe?  I love that.....hmmmm...speaking of recipes, I think I should share the one I have for my famous pumkin rolls.....hmmmmmm.... Great....now I have a sugar cravin.... not2fun
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When you no longer remember like it was yesterday.
For the past few weeks I forgot when the dday anniversary was...
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance!
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I can't name 'em, SHMI.
(the acronym for your handle sounds like Shimmie - grin)
I know round about the months that I had 'em, but I don't know the exact dates.
I don't even notice the passing anymore.
You also know you're improving when you feel "content" on a regular basis again.
The first time I noticed "content" was WEIRD...now, it's like being full of yummy, warm soup all the time.
(I TOLD you all that it's all about the food)
I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!
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You know you're improving if:
The antics of WS and/or OP are explosively humorous and anytime they try to "get" at you, you just laugh and laugh and laugh. And tell your friends. And laugh and laugh and laugh!
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....indifference becomes something you are happy with...
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The clothes you bought after the infidelity diet are a little tight.
Say
Me, BW-57
FWH 54
4 kids and 4 grandbabies between us
In recovery since D-day, May 28,2007
FWH never onboard the MB boat but still clinging to the side.
One day at a time by God's grace.
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The clothes you bought after the infidelity diet are a little tight.
Say Crap, busted on this as well. And I really did love those jeans.
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Ah, well, I've gone the other route. I ate waaaaaaay too much carp when the Z was around, messin with my flow; now, I've dropped more weight and more inches off my waist and feel better about myself than I have in a good long time. 
Me-BS-38
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