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“In a sense now, I am homeless. For the home, the place of refuge, solitude, love-where my husband lived-no longer exists.” Joyce Carolyn Oates, A Widow's Story
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I always liked:
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Widowed 11/10/12 after 35 years of marriage
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“In a sense now, I am homeless. For the home, the place of refuge, solitude, love-where my husband lived-no longer exists.” Joyce Carolyn Oates, A Widow's Story
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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I replaced that terrible line with a much better one.
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Find a woman you can't stand, that HATES you and buy her a house.
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For the men: "Get an ugly girl to marry you."
me - 47  H - 39  married 2001 DS 8a  DS 8b :crosseyedcrazy: (Why is DS7b now a blockhead???) (Ack! Now he's not even a blockhead, just a word! That's no fun!)
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No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.:)
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