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What The Heck Are You Thinking? Wayward Consulting Agency is currently accepting applications for several counselor openings in our FWW Department of 2 x 4s. Sadly, unofficial research on the Marriage Builders Discussion Board indicates that there is a market for FWW 2 x 4 counselors who are familiar with what it takes to snap a WW back into the real world.
ABOUT THE COMPANY:
Unverified data shows that plenty of WSs could use a good thwap and we feel a remorseful FWS who has no relationship with a WS can administer just the right amount of thwapping. At What The Heck Are You Thinking? Wayward Consulting Agency, we believe that along with a well run Plan-A or Plan-B, a FWS can also be used to influence a WS back from Crazyland. As spouses who have idiotically, carelessly, and selfishly been there and done that, FWSs can be viewed by WSs as people who are empathetic to their situation which is to the FWS's advantage. This lessening of defenses by a WS can allow a FWS to help dislodge the WS's head from the stuck position within his/her backside.
The clientele at What The Heck Are You Thinking? Wayward Agency is made up mostly of BSs, but consumers also include parents, children, grandparents, siblings, friends, co-workers, neighbors, pets, Good Samaritans, and fellow FWSs -- anybody who wants to see an affair end or a relationship affected by adultery start real recovery. Unfortunately, FWSs know what it takes to clear WS fog and return to reality. And because at WTHAYT Agency we ensure counselors are not related to their assigned WSs, counselors can objectively apply all that is needed to get the WS to see the light without the fear of retaliation that WSs threaten or employ such as divorce, abandonment, changed locks, missing car keys, dirty looks, burnt dinners, ruined laundry, or other acts.
2 X 4 COUNSELOR QUALIFICATIONS:
If you are a remorseful FWS;
If you find yourself shaking your head when you read wayward fogspeak;
If you find yourself wanting to reach through the computer screen and shake someone when you read "I'm no longer IN love...";
If you want to scream when you read, "It just happened...";
If you want to hit something when you hear of a WS who does not appreciate a BS who is bending over backward to satisfy every documented EN;
If tears stream down your face when you read the pain of a BS at the insensitivity of a cake-eating WS;
If you find yourself hoping that the WS has indeed told the WHOLE truth because you know the ramifications from holding back;
If you can hold a strong, completely disbelieving look on your face that reads as ‘What the heck are you thinking?’
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If you don't mind confrontation...
We want you.
JOB DESCRIPTION:
As a 2 x 4 Counselor at the What The Heck Are You Thinking? Wayward Consulting Agency, you will be responsible for contacting WSs that are assigned to you and getting it through the WSs' thick skulls just how thick-skulled they are. You will apply whatever legal methods are necessary to accomplish this task including (but not limited to) using bullhorns, jumbo-tron messages at local stadiums, highway billboards, skywriting, public service messages on the radio, and looks directed right at the WSs of 'What the heck are you thinking?!'
Compensation includes expense reimbursements and the satisfied feeling that you have saved another WS from a life of continual fog, stupidity, and dishonesty.
If you have the qualifications necessary please contact What The Heck Are You Thinking? Wayward Consulting Agency. We have a backlog of WSs who need your help now.
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What The Heck Are You Thinking? Wayward Consulting Agency is not endorsed by Marriage Builders or any persons or agencies associated with Marriage Builders. What The Heck Are You Thinking? Wayward Consulting Agency is not meant to offend anyone. It is a purely fictional outlet for a FWW who cannot believe how WSs treat loved ones who are fulfilling ENs and fighting like crazy to show how much they love the WS. ...A FWW who wants to knock on some of these WSs' doors, grab them by the shoulders, and scream, 'What the heck are you thinking?!!!'
Me (FWW): 45
BH: 46
M: 11/94
PA: 2/08 (4 mos)
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Pretty funny. I wish someone could knock some sense into my WW.
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EA for a week went PA and WW immediately left home leaving everything behind.
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Is this the Bitter Haters club??  You are all so mean! I came here for support and understanding and all I get is hatred and bitterness! You people are judgmental and harsh and intolerant! Who died and made you GOD!!?? "he who is without sin..." blah, blah, blah, etc, etc, etc............ Reading all the bitter, hatefilled posts I can understand why your spouses had afffairs, you bitter haters! Don't you know you can catch more flies with honey? Apparently WS's are not welcome here so I will take my leave! Goodbye, cruel world! 
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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I'm in! Do I get to carry a gun and maybe wear a cool hat?  That was great L4! Loved it!  Mrs. W
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Wow where did that come from? This sitch is a tongue in cheek. Did you take your bitter pill today? I see much support for WS here also and people do take the time and listen to them. Not sure where you are reading...huh??? 
Me 55, XWH 53, M 22 years
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alien replaces my husband "I'm not happy" -7/08
Discover OW-8/08 (his direct report and I work there also)
H moves out 10/1/08, confront Ow 10/28/08
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Don't you be hating on us waywards, hope3323, it is not our fault our spouses weren't meeting our needs!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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besides, I said I was sorry......
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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Is this the Bitter Haters club?? You are all so mean! I came here for support and understanding and all I get is hatred and bitterness! You people are judgmental and harsh and intolerant! Who died and made you GOD!!?? "he who is without sin..." blah, blah, blah, etc, etc, etc............ Reading all the bitter, hatefilled posts I can understand why your spouses had afffairs, you bitter haters! Don't you know you can catch more flies with honey? Apparently WS's are not welcome here so I will take my leave! Goodbye, cruel world! Clearly one of them thar Texas waynerds...Very hostile rascals...bitter because of the lack of trees I guess!  I volunteer to hawg tie and pistol whip Waywardina!!! YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww!!!  Mrs. W 
FWW ~ 47 ~ MeFBH ~ 50 ~ MrWonderingDD ~ 17 Dday ~ 2005 ~ Recovered
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who are you calling a WAYNERD, you bitter hater!?! 
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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Besides, you don't have a pistol, you lyin ho-dawg!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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I'm in! Do I get to carry a gun and maybe wear a cool hat? Depends... What kind of hat?
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Waywardina! YOUR BACK! I thought you signed off with your "GOODBYE Cruel MB Post!" And now your BACK. Think they gonna have a big branch of the WTHAYT biz (With Stars!) down Texas way..... Sheeesh LG PS...DARN that lousy search function! 
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I wish someone could knock some sense into my WW. Just say the word, Rusty, and someone from the agency will do the job for ya.
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Waywardina!
YOUR BACK!
I thought you signed off with your "GOODBYE Cruel MB Post!"
And now your BACK. Don't be talking smack to me, yankeeboy!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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Besides, you don't have a pistol, you lyin ho-dawg! I will take yours from you and beat you with it...Oooooo that's so gonna leave a mark! Mrs. W P.S. I'm thinkin' a white cowboy hat L4...Goes well with pistol whippin' and hawg tyin' yanno!
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P.S. I'm thinkin' a white cowboy hat L4...Goes well with pistol whippin' and hawg tyin' yanno! Lordie, Lordie, Lordie, now she fancies herbadself as a Texas Ranger.... 
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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Wina: HA! I be talking smack to a TEXAN! Ain't so big in those 10 gallon Hats when MrsW swipes your pistola! All I have in a five iron.... Not much good in a gun fight! LG
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As they say in Texas, don't bring a pea shooter to a gun fight. 
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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