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If you give a mouse a cookie he's going to want a glass of milk. But if you give him a glass of milk, he's going to want a .......

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Now YOUR turn

If you give a wayward mouse a cookie, he's going to want a (fill in the blank) .............. and keep going

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someone else's straw to drink it with...


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The whole cow....


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...and if you give him the whole cow, he's going to want a grill. And if you give him a grill, he's going to want a.....


A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.
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a doughnut, a pie, some cake and eclairs, 31 fricking flavors...

**oink**


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2 awesome kids
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Many a good man has failed because he had a wishbone where his backbone should have been.

We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot.
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And if you give him a grill, he's going to want an iron works factory. And if you give him an ironworks factory he's going to want ....

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Originally Posted by Neak
...and if you give him the whole cow, he's going to want a grill. And if you give him a grill, he's going to want a.....

LOL are we supposed to building on the prior post? laugh

And if you give him a grill, he's going to want you to cook while he watches TV...


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LOL are we supposed to building on the prior post?

Who cares, as long as it's funny

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And if you to cook while he watches TV... he's going to want you to wait on him wearing a French Maid uniforrm and 6" stiletto heels and a feather whip

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Originally Posted by Pepperband
And if you to cook while he watches TV... he's going to want you to wait on him wearing a French Maid uniforrm and 6" stiletto heels and a feather whip
and if you wear the frend maid uniform and stiletto heals with the feather whip he will want you to serve him whipped cream while tickling his toes


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darn no editing rules!


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And if you serve him whipped cream while tickling his toes he's going to want to borrow your best expensive cashmire sweater ....

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What do y'all bet that if Mel would have been the one to start this thread she would have gone with one of the other books in the series, namely: If You Give a PIG a Pancake... Just goes better with her famous "rutting like pigs" line and all...grin

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FWW ~ 47 ~ Me
FBH ~ 50 ~ MrWondering
DD ~ 17
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... he's going to want you to serve the OW as nice as you please, while he sits by her side, gazing into her eyes like a lovesick ram.


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And if you serve him whipped cream while tickling his toes, he's gonna want strawberries to go with the whipped cream, and he's gonna want you to lick the whipped cream off his toes.


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Originally Posted by Bellevue
... he's going to want you to serve the OW as nice as you please, while he sits by her side, gazing into her eyes like a lovesick ram.

>trying to get a visual of a lovesick ram<

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cookie...then sprinkle the leftover crumbs on the OW and hope the rats come out and attack

Still like the rutting pig line


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alien replaces my husband "I'm not happy" -7/08
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If you serve a mouse whipped cream while tickling his toes, he's going to want to borrow your best expensive cashmire sweater. BUT

if you lend him your best expensive cashmire sweater, he's going to need those adorable Minolo Blahnik shoes you got at a steal to go with it......

(that one's for you Mrs. W.....kisskiss)

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Originally Posted by not2fun
BUT if you lend him your best expensive cashmire sweater, he's going to need those adorable Minolo Blahnik shoes you got at a steal to go with it......

and then he'll think he's got class, so then he'll want to drive your car... and pretend he's a stud...


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Originally Posted by Pepperband
Originally Posted by Bellevue
... he's going to want you to serve the OW as nice as you please, while he sits by her side, gazing into her eyes like a lovesick ram.

>trying to get a visual of a lovesick ram<

crazy
We need the mods to give us emoticons of a lovesick ram and a rutting pig! These are vital to most of our threads!


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