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Hahahahahaha That's hilarious. I had a friend who tried to dry out her cell phone after dropping in the pool by sticking it in the microwave! But she was drunk at the time... lolol... what's your excuse? lololol totally off topic and sorry for the thread jack, but I was listening to talk radio a few nights ago and the hostess was lamenting dropping her Blackberry in the sink. A caller told her to immerse it in a bowl of rice for about 6 hours. She didn't have rice so she used cous-cous. And it worked!
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If you give a wayward mouse a cookie he's going to want some nookie.
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If you give him some nookie, you're going to want some STD testing.
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OT - Pep, you've been watchin' my movie...
And you're too twisted for colah tv...
I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!
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....you're going to have a house guest for life" 
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EA 4/07 - 4/08
(Confirmed by polygraph that it had not gone PA)
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OT - Pep, you've been watchin' my movie...
And you're too twisted for colah tv... check this out
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Oh honey.
I don't need that.
To quote my DD6, I've got 'em rememborized.
When DD12 was a baby, I taught her to say, "Pink is my signaturah colah."
She still says it today.
No lie.
I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!
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... he's going to want you to serve the OW as nice as you please, while he sits by her side, gazing into her eyes like a lovesick ram. >trying to get a visual of a lovesick ram<  Imagine a large eyed, long narrow faced guy with an overbite, and you've got it.
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If you give a wayward mouse a cookie he's going to want some nookie. And if he gets some nookie, he's still going to complain that he never gets any.
BW - me
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Many a good man has failed because he had a wishbone where his backbone should have been.
We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot.
--------Eleanor Roosevelt
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... he's going to want you to serve the OW as nice as you please, while he sits by her side, gazing into her eyes like a lovesick ram. >trying to get a visual of a lovesick ram< Imagine a large eyed, long narrow faced guy with an overbite, and you've got it. 
BW - me
exWH - serial cheater
2 awesome kids
Divorced 12/2011
Many a good man has failed because he had a wishbone where his backbone should have been.
We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot.
--------Eleanor Roosevelt
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