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Re: The Feminine Hygiene Products Aisle awsdaughter #2254936 05/01/09 08:37 PM
Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 10,179 USA N Neak OP Member
OP Neak Member N Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 10,179 USA	Missed U 2 So I'm back, PUI'ing agian, lol. Sounds like you've had tuqquite the day of it. And Neaksis has come over to laugh at me, and call Mom so she can laugh too. I don't think its fair. Tuqquite inded. I'm ok. Really. And this doesn't hurt as much as the last one. They still rmembered me - I'm te one who doesn't get sick and is hungry right after, and who disregarda all recommensationd for soup and light foods, going stright to the good stuff. A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner. ~ English proverb Neak's Story

Re: The Feminine Hygiene Products Aisle Neak #2254951 05/01/09 09:44 PM
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cinderella Member C Joined: May 2000 Posts: 15,150 Kingdom of Caerlon	Remember that long period that ended a couple of weeks ago after the second video camera experience? Well, I missed a few days of progesterone and IT'S BACK!!!

Re: The Feminine Hygiene Products Aisle Neak #2254957 05/01/09 10:24 PM
Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 4,383 A aussieswife Member
aussieswife Member A Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 4,383	Neak.... welcome home. you have such a way with spelling words under the influence of pain killers ......... not that there's any laughter for your pain of course. wincing in memory of my hernia repair job after Mikey. ouch. now neak you know that your mum and neaksis would NEVER use your medicated self to find amusement. ok thye would but just for a little bit :crosseyedcrazy: wish you a speedy recovery and no "tuqquite " days for a few weeks. rella I am so sorry to hear you have problems again. will keep you in my prayers and hope those docs come up with a quick answer. I was a tad amused at DD's response to dealing with the teen girls. I mean its not as if SHE was ever like that is it ??? I have to go food shopping. Not exactly my most fun thing to do. Big hugs from us both for our two hurting sisters and one yeah! for all going ok with Neak Life may feel as if you are constantly getting kicked on a daily basis, living is about picking yourself up each day and going on and on and on regardless.

Re: The Feminine Hygiene Products Aisle aussieswife #2254969 05/01/09 11:07 PM
Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 10,179 USA N Neak OP Member
OP Neak Member N Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 10,179 USA	Of course they would never dream of finding their smusement at my expense. They are just not like that! We all about the sex ed class, especially the goanna. Here, in case anyone didn't grow up...TD that poor 17yo was afraid of cathing. Poor poor Rella. You need to have one of these handy little ablations done. I can tell already it's just the bestest thing! here's a good one - right after I walked in the Door, the Dervish yelled, "Mom, can I see your surgery?" :MrEEk: NO! A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner. ~ English proverb Neak's Story

Re: The Feminine Hygiene Products Aisle Neak #2255021 05/02/09 09:58 AM
Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 10,179 USA N Neak OP Member
OP Neak Member N Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 10,179 USA	If you hovered your mouse over the above link, it shows the whole thing. Neaksis thought b...aid might be a new swear word she had never heard of. If you didn't hover, it said, "Here, in case anyone didn't grow up as big of a Down Under fan as I did, here is the STD that poor 17yo was afraid of cathing." Upon further reflection, I would be afraid to cath a goanna, too. A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner. ~ English proverb Neak's Story

Re: The Feminine Hygiene Products Aisle Neak #2255089 05/02/09 03:18 PM
Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 53 A awsdaughter Member
awsdaughter Member A Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 53	HIYA Neak!! Neaksis and Mrs S!! I'm only as perky as this at 4.15am cause I have been on coffee and caff tabs for 12 hours in the ED. sorts of feeling sabit strnage now though. Had a busy busy busy day and night . I got begged to come in so I did. I think I have feet but they are too numb to feel and I'm scared that when I do they will feel red raw. God knows how I drove home. Had a few squirter's tonight had to change twice. Car accidents galore, heaps of drunks, one threw a punch at me but that's not anything new with the crowd we get. no one died on me so I guess we can count that as a good night. I also got a few panic merchants who were sure dat they had the swine flu. No sound of fluid in the lungs so I think they have colds rather than any type of flu. But got them to arrange to see their own docs on Monday unless they got worse. but the page is startign to get blurred. Neak don't be going doing too much now no messing up the stitches or that. I tink I'll jst go to sleep in tis nice comfy char. ni ni luv and stuff haeps loike

Re: The Feminine Hygiene Products Aisle awsdaughter #2255298 05/03/09 08:28 PM
Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 10,179 USA N Neak OP Member
OP Neak Member N Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 10,179 USA	Sound loike y'ev bin havin a grand ole toim, lass! Gie some shut-aye, noo. I've been a very good girl, and rested quietly again today. Shhhh, don't say it very loud, but I think my uterus is beginning to realize that I boiled it. :MrEEk: A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner. ~ English proverb Neak's Story

Re: The Feminine Hygiene Products Aisle Neak #2255316 05/03/09 09:52 PM
Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 10,179 USA N Neak OP Member
OP Neak Member N Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 10,179 USA	I did a fun interview with the kids. If any of you want to take it and post your results, please do! Quote Ask your child the following questions and write their EXACT answers. No cheating! Seriously...do this one and send it back to me. Mr. C is 12, The Princess is 10, and The Dervish is 8. 1. What is something I always say to you? Mr. C: I didn’t hear my answer. The Princess: Wrong answer! The Dervish: Don’t do this. (He hears this one a lot.) 2. What makes me happy? Mr. C: Foot rubbies and leg massagies. (You are righties.) The Princess: Hugs from me. The Dervish: Me. 3. What makes me sad? Mr. C: When I’m really noncompliant and rude and disrespectful and violent and…I’ll leave it at that. (Thank you.) The Princess: When I disobey. The Dervish: The Princess. (Someone is having a hard time taking responsibility for his own actions.) 4. How do I make you laugh? Mr. C: Tickling me, of course. The Princess: By telling me something funny. The Dervish: Tickling me. 5. What do you think I was like as a child? Mr. C: Really cute and funny. And anti-bully. The Princess: Like me. The Dervish: Cute and fuzzy. (Fuzzy? thud) 6. How old am I? Mr. C: 36 The Princess: 36 The Dervish: 96. No, you’re not. (Hey, he had the “6” right.) 7. How tall am I? Mr. C: Four and a half feet. The Princess: You never told me before. Taller than me. The Dervish: About six inches. (What kind of tape measure is this kid using?) 8. What is my favorite thing to do? Mr. C: Type. Waitwaitwait, you LOVE having me massage you. The Princess: Be with Dad. The Dervish: Be with me. 9. What do I do when you're not around? Mr. C: Clean. The Princess: Clean and relax. The Dervish: Be sad. (Wrong-o.) 10. If I become famous, what will it be for? Mr. C: Writing. The Princess: Being an author, and being a great singer. The Dervish: Siiiiiiiiiiingiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing! (Ack, my eardrums!) 11. What am I really good at? Mr. C: Typing. The Princess: Comforting us when we’re upset. The Dervish: Singing. 12. What am I not really good at? Mr. C: Most of the video games I play. (And there is a VERY GOOD REASON for that!) The Princess: You’re not good at making us upset. The Dervish: Running. (This is heresy – I’m going to catch that little kid and whoop him…as soon as I can run again!!!) 13. What is my job? Mr. C: Mom. The Princess: Being an awesome mom. The Dervish: I don’t know. 14. What is my favorite food? Mr. C: Corn dogs. Tofu? The Princess: Velveeta shells and cheese. (NO!) The Dervish: Lasagna. 15. What makes you proud of me? Mr. C: You’re my AWESOME MOMMY! The Princess: For taking good care of us. The Dervish: For cooking good. (Kissups.) 16. What do you and I do together? Mr. C: Talk about really personal stuff. The Princess: We talk, and we sometimes watch TV together. (WHAT? Nothing of the crafts, hobbies, hikes???) The Dervish: Siiiiiing. 17. How are we the same? Mr. C: We’ve got almost the same DNA. The Princess: We smile a lot, and we look like exactly the same people when we were babies. The Dervish: We’re both together. 18. How are you and I different? Mr. C: I’m a guy, you’re a girl. The Princess: I’m little and you’re big. Not like that, but um, taller. The Dervish: Our faces are different. 19. How do you know that I love you? Mr. C: In the way you show it. (Future politician of America.) The Princess: Because you tell me that, and you never lie to me. The Dervish: Because you love me. Oh, because you’re my mom. 20. Where is my favorite place to go? Mr. C: Montana. The Princess: Anywhere with Dad. The Dervish: Doug Batchelor’s church. A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner. ~ English proverb Neak's Story

Re: The Feminine Hygiene Products Aisle Neak #2255370 05/04/09 07:13 AM
Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 4,383 A aussieswife Member
aussieswife Member A Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 4,383	Ask your child the following questions and write their EXACT answers. No cheating! Seriously...do this one and send it back to me. OK I did but I only have one to ask right now which is not fair!!! Mrs VDK. is 20 something going on old age already in her head just wait until a baby or two and her hips will follow 1. What is something I always say to you? Patience every thing will work out ok (well it does usually.) 2. What makes me happy? All the men home and doing exactly what you tell them to do(well true but you didn't need to exactly put it that way.) 3. What makes me sad? When Dad JJ or Jonny are deployed(yes of course ) 4. How do I make you laugh? When you are watching football and yell and scream at the ump and expect him to hear. ( HE should darn well learn to listen) 5. What do you think I was like as a child? Wonderful until your teen years and you met Dad, Nan's been in therapy ever since (so you ARE walking home from work next week then?) 6. How old am I? 38. When you ask me in 2 years it will still be 38, when you ask me in 10 years it will be 38. (Ok you can use the car now.) 7. How tall am I? Bigger than me which is so unfair as you should be shrinking with age (I can see the car disappearing into the sunset again) 8. What is my favourite thing to do? Dad. (very funny) 9. What do I do when you're not around? Try to find out what I'm up to(So not true. Your Nanna does that.... it keeps her doctor busy. How do you treat apoplexy?) 10. If I become famous, what will it be for? Stoic stubbornness (I don't even know what stoic means !) 11. What am I really good at? support and comforting while telling me what I don't want to hear. (That's because you never want to hear it honey) 12. What am I not really good at? Confronting dad when he's being a jerk (um yes well probably... is that the stoic thing?) 13. What is my job? A Public Servant all these years and you mean you still don't know? (funny ha ha) 14. What is my favourite food? Chocolate (oh yesssssss) 15. What makes you proud of me? Keeping it together when the sh*t hits the fan ( you mean ducking) 16. What do you and I do together? Talk and then we talk and drink coffee and chai latte (perhaps too much coffee) and go shopping (only for her shoes and clothes... what there is of them ...I mean did you see that mini? ) 17. How are we the same? we swear at our men the same way? no we can wear each others clothes? no we both burn food at the same rate? no we are both married to really strange men? (ok true but.....) we both like LOTS of chocolate to eat in secret? (you are so walking young lady) 18. How are you and I different? welllllll you are just a bit, sort of, further aged than I am. (wear good shoes) 19. How do you know that I love you? Because you will let me use the car to go to work? 20. Where is my favourite place to go? Any place you have Dad to yourself for a while (you have it my love .... but you are still walking unless you have chocolate cake to go with the chai latte) Life may feel as if you are constantly getting kicked on a daily basis, living is about picking yourself up each day and going on and on and on regardless.

Re: The Feminine Hygiene Products Aisle aussieswife #2255449 05/04/09 10:16 AM
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thndrnltng Member T Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,458	Quote 13. What is my job? A Public Servant all these years and you mean you still don't know? (funny ha ha) tl

Re: The Feminine Hygiene Products Aisle thndrnltng #2255878 05/04/09 11:28 PM
Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 10,179 USA N Neak OP Member
OP Neak Member N Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 10,179 USA	Quote 8. What is my favourite thing to do? I am still trying to figure out what kind of people have their innards boiled and go back to work THE NEXT DAY!!! I have not gotten much past "Mattress Testers". My feet drag, and my hands hang low. Who are these people??? A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner. ~ English proverb Neak's Story

Re: The Feminine Hygiene Products Aisle Neak #2255880 05/04/09 11:32 PM
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cinderella Member C Joined: May 2000 Posts: 15,150 Kingdom of Caerlon	at this rate, I'm thinking I might let them roast mine.

Re: The Feminine Hygiene Products Aisle cinderella #2255900 05/05/09 12:37 AM
Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 10,179 USA N Neak OP Member
OP Neak Member N Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 10,179 USA	You'll be glad you did - just don't schedule yourwelf for work the next day. A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner. ~ English proverb Neak's Story

Re: The Feminine Hygiene Products Aisle Neak #2256006 05/05/09 08:08 AM
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Dealan-de Member D Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 8,344	Neak, Are you sure Scooter (DS9) and the Dervish aren't the same kid? 2. What makes me happy? The Dervish: Me. That sure sounds like MY kid! I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution? O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!

Re: The Feminine Hygiene Products Aisle Dealan-de #2256598 05/05/09 11:06 PM
Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 10,179 USA N Neak OP Member
OP Neak Member N Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 10,179 USA	About the only way to tell the difference: Dervish, where do you live? In the land of fruits and nuts. But I'm going to Montana. Scooter, where do you live? In the great and noble republic of Texas. Duck and cover! A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner. ~ English proverb Neak's Story

Re: The Feminine Hygiene Products Aisle Neak #2256653 05/06/09 07:02 AM
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Dealan-de Member D Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 8,344	They certainly make life fun, tho.... And never boring. Life with a Scootie-toot and a Dervish is never, ever dull. I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution? O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!

Re: The Feminine Hygiene Products Aisle Dealan-de #2256949 05/06/09 11:47 AM
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cinderella Member C Joined: May 2000 Posts: 15,150 Kingdom of Caerlon	Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe they were cardboard! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers. I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! "What's going on here?" "My car has a flat tire," I said calmly. "Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road? I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Hello-o-o-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers!"

Re: The Feminine Hygiene Products Aisle cinderella #2256972 05/06/09 12:03 PM
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Dealan-de Member D Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 8,344	Ohhhh! Cinders is releasing her inner perv. I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution? O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!

Re: The Feminine Hygiene Products Aisle Dealan-de #2257164 05/06/09 03:56 PM
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OP Neak Member N Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 10,179 USA	Emergency Flashers I am a big old copycat. After seeing the lovely interview with Dr. Liz and AW, Neaksis and I filled one out special for Mom. (We don't want her getting jealous, you know. And now I'm her favorite because it was my idea.) Quote Ask your child the following questions and write their EXACT answers. No cheating! Seriously...do this one and send it back to me. Neak is 96, Neaksis was born 6 years after Neak. (How old do they think this makes me?) 1. What is something I always say to you? Neak: Montana, bah! Neaksis: You’re my favorite! (They both whine incessantly, “I’m Mom’s favorite.”) 2. What makes me happy? Neak: Me. Neaksis: Me. (Is there an echo in here? In here? In heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere?) 3. What makes me sad? Neak: Neaksis. Neaksis: Neaki. 4. How do I make you laugh? Neak: Sending me political cartoons. Neaksis: Acting like you’re mad at me, but you’re really not. (She STILL thinks it’s acting?) 5. What do you think I was like as a child? Neak: Precocious. Loquacious. Precarious. (I think you meant “precious”. Didn’t you? I’m sure you did. ) Neaksis: Wonderful. (Too bad you girls weren’t around to tell that to your grandpa. Might’ve saved me a BUNCH of spankings!) 6. How old am I? Neak: About 24 years older than 96. Neaksis: 62 7. How tall am I? Neak: Not sure – I haven’t measured up to my shoulder lately. Neaksis: Shorter than me. (“Tall” is measured in power, not inches, in case you hadn’t noticed.) 8. What is my favorite thing to do? Neak: School with Mr. C. Neaksis: Spend time with me. (Au contraire to the both of you…) 9. What do I do when you're not around? Neak: It usually seems to involve Baskin Robbins. (And you wonder why I don’t bring you treats!) Neaksis: Cry. (Big blabbermouth) 10. If I become famous, what will it be for? Neak: Playing the piano and singing. Neaksis: A stand-up comedian. 11. What am I really good at? Neak: Making bread. Neaksis: Producing youngest daughters. 12. What am I not really good at? Neak: Waiting. Neaksis: Producing any of those older offspring. 13. What is my job? Neak: To laugh when I make a funny. Neaksis: To hold us all together. (Great—now I’m paste.) ((Neak says – see? Neaksis says you’re ready for the glue factory. That’s why I’m your favorite. )) 14. What is my favorite food? Neak: King Tsin, rubber noodles, won tons, egg rolls, mint chocolate chip ice cream. Neaksis: Japanese Aunty food. 15. What makes you proud of me? Neak: You brang us up good! Neaksis: It’s so hard to choose. 16. What do you and I do together? Neak: Watch TV. (Neak--Just kidding – I’m still stinging from The Princess’ answer to this one. pout) Neaksis: Gossip about Neak. (I’d be watching my back from here on out, Little Sister.) 17. How are we the same? Neak: We are both related to Neaksis. And we like MB. Neaksis: We both think I’m wonderful. (I’m beginning to detect a Theme...) 18. How are you and I different? Neak: I’m 96, and you’re…not. Neaksis: We’re not. (How scary for you) 19. How do you know that I love you? Neak: Because you watch my kids even when it’s inconvenient. Neaksis: Because you put up with me. 20. Where is my favorite place to go? Neak: Barnes and Noble. Neaksis: Anywhere with Dad. (Put my eyes on the rotisserie and start the fire!) A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner. ~ English proverb Neak's Story

Re: The Feminine Hygiene Products Aisle Neak #2257435 05/07/09 07:12 AM
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aussieswife Member A Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 4,383	I'm catching up on things first rella's joke ........... I was sitting here quietly drinking... luckily for me luke warm coffee ... when I read it. not ONLY did I spurt it out my nose it went straight into my cup again YUCK!!! I just did not expect rella to tell that joke lol I just about wet myself Quote 17. How are we the same? Neak: We are both related to Neaksis. And we like MB. Neaksis: We both think I’m wonderful. (I’m beginning to detect a Theme...) what have you started Neak ? lol Liz is doing band things tonight at a place in the city.... old reserve bank building .... I don't think it was ghost hunting but who knows with the wild one ..... its something called wi fi or hi or bi or something 2 I think. well its sounds like that any way. Singing for the night shoppers I suppose. I'm not sure why. Its just something she had to do like climb the next hill maybe. Life may feel as if you are constantly getting kicked on a daily basis, living is about picking yourself up each day and going on and on and on regardless.

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