Latest score:

Tiger: 1
Bimbos: 7

What quarter, period, hole are we on?

Opps, you are not keeping up.

It is now Bimbos: 9

I get the sense that "normal people" (geez, I hate that term -- "normal" is a setting on a washing machine) look upon "celebrity marriages" as something different than our everyday ones.

Hollywood constantly reports the "revolving" door/beds of marital discord there. Politicians and other Type-A personalities are also forever in the news. Often with little or no consequence to their actions.

Those who have never dealt with a wayward spouse (weren't we all like that before coming here?) simply look and shrug their shoulders when news of this sort is announced. After all, it's "not real" where these people live.

Yikes! What inning?

Hey... 9 holes? Front nine or back nine?

Kill me when he finishes the course. I'm sick.

One of the skankahoes said he was really lousy in bed, too. Ouch. That's gotta hurt almost as bad as exposure:
"Yep, I slept with him and he was awful in bed."
Whatever fantasy there may have been about him is now over.

I am thinking that someone forgot to teach TIGER this hard and fast rule of life, which is:

~WHEN YOU GET MARRIED, IT IS TIME TO STOP DATING~

I don't think he viewed what he was doing as dating, bubbles.
I think he saw them as sperm receptacles.

This can only end badly for Mr Cheetah.

His first priority seemed 2 be 2 use the "privacy for my family" excuse 2 protect his secrecy.

Then, when it became obvious that the OWs wouldn't help him keep things secret (maybe he hadn't been paying them enough, or maybe he told them each "you're the only one!"), he started offering them millions 2 put their press conferences and lawyers on hold, and his own wife money 2 "stay with him for 2 years" while they sort things out.

If he were really interested in keeping his family 2gether, he'd tell the OWs and their lawyers 2 jump in a lake. What could they do, sue him for lying 2 them?? Instead, he sent the strongest message ever 2 his wife that protecting his secrecy is more important than protecting her from his narcissistic behavior.

If I were her, even with a pre-nup, I'd 2rn down his "offer" for millions 2 stay, get out NOW, and start over.

...Hi Mr G and CV!

-ol' 2long

Sugar, you're not a golfer, I suspect. Ballwashers are containers that hold soapy water that golfers dunk their golf balls in to wash them off before they tee off.
Of course, in this case, "ballwashers" refers to Tiger's balls...er...not his Titleists...

Well, it's obvious by now that Tiger has been putting on many, many courses. As a serial cheater, he has earned the right to be promptly kicked to the curb by his wife.

He also deserves an extra swift kick for placing his M in the realm of a financial deal.

Interesting, Tiger is driving a herd of us old timers out of the rough.

I heard a PBS broadcast a year or so ago in which it was not jut alleged but confirmed Tiger has always had a really, really, really foul mouth and a very explosive temper, but the media keep it all well hidden.

However, the broadcast was mainly about how much marital cheating goes on in the PGA. It is more of a Philanderer�s Golf Association than anything else. And has been since the 60�s. There is no accountability whatsoever in the PGA. Cheating is definitely promoted within the PGA as well-earned perk.

I am involved with a PGA tournament held locally every year. Each and every pro shows up with a new skank in tow every year. Including all the married ones.

As far as Tiger�s future? I do not believe he will ever change this aspect of his cheating personality. Not ever. Never. He will develop new and better camouflage though. I�m willing to handicap a large bet on this.

PS: I love the Tigre jokes. Need one about his wife hitting a bucket of balls.

PPS: This is the kind of thing my wife occasionally tries to use to mitigate her 10 year-long adultery (and half our marriage at the time): �See, everyone does it. What I did was not a big deal.�

PPPS: Why is my post text centerd and not justified? Is that a new mb forum feature?

WH said the same thing. He even used a golf analogy to me to explain his behavior. Said he's always been a middle of the fairway kind of guy. Consistent and boring. Said it was nice to change it up a bit. Hit from the rough. Keep the game exciting.

I came back with my analogy. That keeping the game consistent kept your score down. And lower scores are likely to win tournaments, intice sponsors, and keep the fans happy. But if you keep missing the green because your shot isn't the usual, people stop following you. You fall back in the standings. No one wants to follow you around the course. Usually end up trying to figure out how to get your old swing back. Might even pay big money to get expert advice for that.

So... yeah... golf can get boring. But if you don't want to play by the rules and play your best every time, why play at all? Go find a miniture golf course and bring your skank with you.

P.S. Also used a poker analogy. Every hands a winner, every hands a loser....

I wasnt't even thinking of it that way when I used the term but that works.

Elin's moved out.

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I had always loved Tiger. He seemed cleancut, no drugs, family oriented..(LOL the joke is on me).

As soon as I heard the first hints of scandal, and saw that he wanted it to remain "private", my cheater radar kicked on.

Hope his wife lets him move on with one of his mistresses and bows out. His behavior was just too sleazy - cheating before they were married, while she was carrying his child, having his ho's over to his home, and in the same hotel when his wife was 9 months pregnant.

Sad that it had to come out this time of year, but Elin can do much better.

Hi Believer-Hope you are doing well. Give us some updates, BTW!
I agree with you about Tiger, and it looks like today's news brings even more to the debacle.
Clearly, he's a serial adulterer who feels he is above the morality and ethics the rest of us hope to abide by. I hope he catches something from these skankahoes and something starts to rot off...
I am such a big fan of Tiger's, at least I used to be. I am so conflicted right now, because of his kids.
I wonder if he'll be up your way for the next big tournament at Torrey Pines....
My money's not on that happening, with all that has occured here, how can he show his face ANYWHERE?

NBC is reporting that a woman was taken out of Tiger's home this morning and is on life support.

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It was reported yesterday that Elin moved out.

I wonder how bad this will affect him financially.

He may be reduced to working as a pro trainer for a measaly few hundred thousand a year.

Oh the humanity!!!!

It's his mother in law who was transported out of his home