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You trying to get your post count up Not, or pushing something down the page?   One that keeps catching my eye: 'HE is agreeing to everything... what does it mean?' - Write a REALLY big list, and and see if gifting me a diamond necklace is out of the question
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Easy, use a sledge hammer.
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Dealing with (lack of) sex problems You lack problems with sex? Congratulations! 
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Nice stuff!The 2012 Annual MB Bathing Beauty Contest ![[Linked Image from 2.bp.blogspot.com]](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VKnlNvwbGMM/TQjFzM4jyDI/AAAAAAAACsc/AcA-RAPScGo/s1600/Bathing+Suits+2.jpg) ended in a five-way tie!
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Nice stuff!The 2012 Annual MB Bathing Beauty Contest ended in a five-way tie! NG - did you intend to post this to the thread entitled "Nice stuff"? If not - I don't get it.
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His PA 2003-2006
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The idea behind this thread, evidently, is that we are to explain what we originally thought the thread was going to be about on first reading the title.
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How about "Melody - smoking" bringing to mind a certain colleague wearing some daring party attire?
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Like this?? ![[Linked Image from pic50.picturetrail.com]](http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL427/742855/1277618/59351329.jpg)
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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How about "Melody - smoking" bringing to mind a certain colleague wearing some daring party attire? 
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Married 1999 with no kids, DDay July 2011, OC born September 2012, Divorce final November 2012.
WXH (Gollum) is corrupted by his A, and now forever bound to it.
Plan B has set me free.
"Mourn the man he was. Know the man he is."
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Question, from PrayingIncessantly): Where will you be in life before you die? Answer, from every male on MB: In, bed, with my wife, at a VERY advanced age, hearing her say,
"Wow, after all this time, you can still 'ring my chimes', Tiger!"
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Question, from PrayingIncessantly): Where will you be in life before you die? Answer, from every male on MB: In, bed, with my wife, at a VERY advanced age, hearing her say,
"Wow, after all this time, you can still 'ring my chimes', Tiger!" I agree. I would only add one line: "Now get up and make me a sandwich!"
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MB, so instead of my allusion to my peacefully expiring after one final, tumultuous, satisfying, love-making with my bride, you'd instead suggest a more fitting end would be she "rat poison" my peanut-butter and jelly?
Ouch!
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MB, so instead of my allusion to my peacefully expiring after one final, tumultuous, satisfying, love-making with my bride, you'd instead suggest a more fitting end would be she "rat poison" my peanut-butter and jelly? Oh, goodness, NO, NG! Not for a moment! I was just saying that you should get your butt up and slap a Dagwood together for your depleted wife after a marathon session like that! Prior to your expiration, of course. And I would hope that you would be considerate enough to shuffle off this mortal coil AFTER she's finished her post-coital repast. ![[Linked Image from pic4ever.com]](http://www.pic4ever.com/images/4chsmu1.gif)
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NG, my thought is much simpler... guess I'm just a simple fella.
"Where will you be in life before you die?"
Um... at the end?
"What's for dinner?"
Why? Are you going to show up? And how the heck did you get my RL name and address... you internet stalker (I think I'm going to end up as somebody's human purse... *shudder*).
"Trying to move forward"
I find this easy to do when I place one foot in front of another.
"First and foremost!"
One should wear pants when addressing the public!
"The best defense is a good offense"
... so I have decided to cease showering!
"Wife won't open up and tell me how she feels"
... about these FABULOUS curtains I want to have installed!
"An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field." - Niels Bohr
"Smart people believe weird things because they are skilled at defending beliefs they arrived at for non-smart reasons." - Michael Shermer
"Fair speech may hide a foul heart." - Samwise Gamgee LOTR
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Thread title is: How do you forget the past and move on? 1. FORGET THE PAST (2 choices) A lobotomy or Alzheimer's disease, your choice. 2. MOVE ON By living one more day.
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...or maybe its Volvo? All them furrin cars look the same!
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