What is this now, at least the second time you've seen an anus where there isn't one???? You and Mom both!

My thryoid is off and I am pretty sure it's making my brain not work right...I'm so tired I am punchy.

No last time I saw Nake...as in "naked". Pretty sure there was no anus involved there, though technically I guess it could have been...

No, I wasn't, I don't think...I think I would enjoy that too! I didn't know prednisone made you high...just puffy I thought.

Right now I would enjoy just about anything...something is all wonky and I am waiting to hear from my doctor.

Muhaha--Muhaha--muuhahaha-- muhahhahhahha ack cough, ..ok go ahead..

If she could pull off the dressing up and "date-maybe?" ruse it would be sweet. She could dress up and tell the kids she was going out with some GFs but of course, with a sexy dress and perfume...WH would think differently?? yes no?



I like the monthly olive branch with the sudden stop too neak

Maybe it was only Mom seeing anuses (ani?).

Gotta tell you a funny. When we were kids, Mom read us a great mission story called "Little Treasure", about a boy in Haiti becoming a Christian against the will of his voodoo-practicing family.

One chapter was called "The Secret of Sor Anise," and my younger brother carefully sounded it out to see what we'd be reading next. "The Secret of Sore Anus." Well, if you had one, wouldn't you want to keep it a secret, too?

I will tune back into this plot laters. The guy doesn't have a chance IMO.

I wont tell that camping joke.....

Yes, there was another poster on here that olive branched this way...would have a man call her cell or home number just at the right time...OK, it was a cousin...and be packing an overnight bag as the WH was picking up the kids...OK, just a dressed up gym bag, but whatevah...

The WH live with the fantasy the BW is sitting at home waiting for them, and keep this thought alive that they could always come home if things went south with the OW. We know we are, but not forever, and making it seem like we are moving on a little sooner than they want us to really gets them thinking...can they truly live without us? Well, can they? And as the OW's demands and selfishness come out, then the BW doesn't look so bad any more...but what if she's moving on?

When my H moved out, it was the olive branches that brought him back. But I did not throw the first one for about 3 months...

Think of it as clearing the path back to your door. It has gotten a bit snow covered, just needs to be cleared so he can see it...

Perhaps you have a H/W friend...invite them over for the Saturday nite drop off, but the lady friend will just happen to be in the bathroom during the exchange. Perhaps an introduction at the door? "Hello WH, this is my friend..." Make sure you are dressed to go out...

Im gonna tell the joke... no no I cant,, but if you don't stop pep

...as well as experience with plain old pains-in-the-butt.

When WH comes to pick up the boys, it is 9am and I am going to work. He drops them back off at 630 pm. This Sunday is V-Day so I thought about getting my Mom to be here at 630 and be at the door to take the kids in the house. I wouldn't be home, but I would come home after WH left. I thought this might get him thinking a little. "Hmmmmm where is she?" I would just have my Mom say to the kids, "Mommy will be home in a bit."

I dunno if I should try this one and then 6 days later extend the "olive branch".

So what is the plan that I have now.....hmmmmmm

I figured out a movie I could buy, but I would have to find it.

It's called "Pool Hall Junkies", my WH loves that movie and I know he doesn't have it. The hunt begins

I think she should text him at the precise moment of sentimentality "Be mine"

and that should be it (no other comment or response to texts back) and then dark again for quite a while.