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This just in...
Al and Tipper Gore are separating because she found out that he's been having an affair with global warming She found some carbon footprints outside the bedroom window. Probably some big ones judging by the pics of the new digs.
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This just in...
Al and Tipper Gore are separating because she found out that he's been having an affair with global warming Don't they know that divorce causes global warming? LINK
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Don't they know that divorce causes global warming? Heh. You heard it this morning, too, didn't you? tl
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Don't they know that divorce causes global warming? Heh. You heard it this morning, too, didn't you? tl I missed his show today. But, I knew he'd tie the study and the news of the divorce together. LOL
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Well, there's an article now quoting "friends" who say, "There is no affair." That settles it, as far as I'm concerned. Conversely, Mick Jagger has friends who say that he does NOT have lips that could French kiss Wyoming. Who ya gonna believe?  tl
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Don't they know that divorce causes global warming? Heh. You heard it this morning, too, didn't you? tl I thought global warming was caused by all that hot air coming out of Al's mouth.
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So who gets the internet if the Gores divorce?
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Al gets the internet. Broadband, doncha know?
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"From my experience on these boards, I think if a woman is going to have an affair and leave the marriage, it is going to happen before she's 61." I have 37 days to go before I am too old to mess around! 
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"From my experience on these boards, I think if a woman is going to have an affair and leave the marriage, it is going to happen before she's 61." I have 37 days to go before I am too old to mess around! Get flirtin', missy!
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ITA Pep, you better get to gettin it....... I also suppose that means that Mr Pep has nothing to worry about in 37 more days, he can quit meeting your ENs and all.......
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C'mon, nobody D's after 40 years unless something is stinking somewhere. There's more to the story and it's bound to leak out sooner or later......
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I also suppose that means that Mr Pep has nothing to worry about in 37 more days, he can quit meeting your ENs and all....... WTH ??? NOOOOOOOOOOOO 
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Tipper found out that Algore did NOT invent the internet.
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C'mon, nobody D's after 40 years unless something is stinking somewhere. There's more to the story and it's bound to leak out sooner or later...... I don't know - my in-laws just separated after 42 yrs of marriage, and let me tell, there was NO affair going on! MIL is totally focused on her dog and FIL never leaves his cigarettes or couch or baseball games on tv to connect with ANYONE lol. I gotta say - that carbon footprints comment had me laughing my head off! 
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C'mon, nobody D's after 40 years unless something is stinking somewhere. There's more to the story and it's bound to leak out sooner or later...... I don't know - my in-laws just separated after 42 yrs of marriage, and let me tell, there was NO affair going on! MIL is totally focused on her dog and FIL never leaves his cigarettes or couch or baseball games on tv to connect with ANYONE lol. That sounds like marriage failure and something stinking to me. Not every marriage failure involves adultery, although certainly many do.
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I also suppose that means that Mr Pep has nothing to worry about in 37 more days, he can quit meeting your ENs and all....... WTH ??? NOOOOOOOOOOOO Well i mean he has nothing to worry about after you turn 61....... I was only kidding you know.
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Tipper found out that Algore did NOT invent the internet. ![[Linked Image from pic4ever.com]](http://www.pic4ever.com/images/25r30wi.gif)
BW me-41 WH -39 DS - 9 married 12 Yrs together(?) 18 yrs when A discovered DDay aug 2007 found MB dec 2007 Moved out april 2008 still seeing OW Plan B Okay I fixed the ages, it was looking screwy.
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C'mon, nobody D's after 40 years unless something is stinking somewhere. There's more to the story and it's bound to leak out sooner or later...... you have grown together for 40 yrs and all of a sudden you grow apart? Something aint right. One would think the last thing on any couple's mind after 40 yrs together and raising a family. Perhaps all those green jobs and carbon credits and the money he accumulated went to his head.
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Al Gore once claimed his and Tipper's marriage was the basis for the syrupy, sappy "Love Story" that was the rage way back when.
I wonder who will get the rights to the story now?
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