Do trees walk? Do they live inside? Every now and then I see one moving around my house, but the baby is not there anymore. Where has the baby gone?

There goes that tree again. Do trees where shoes?! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> It's got some long roots. Look at the one stretch out, almost like a leg! It crosses the 15 foot room in 5 steps!

Where has my baby gone? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" />

Wait, that tree looks a little bit like my baby. I think it is. Let me see how tall she is. 4 feet tall! *gasp!* She's only 1'4.5" shorter than I am. She's 7. At this rate, she'll be 8 feet tall at 14! I don't think bamboo grows that fast!

Wow, have I really been married that long? I think I'm getting old.

Oh, may I be a good wife and mother.

Thanks to you all for helping me get my anger together a bit (still working on it) and learning some things about myself. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

Petals